Coolest way to light a cigarette

[walterwagner]

title says it all GO

[Subwaydweller]

Getting your Charizard to light it for you.

Or, any other fire type pokemon. You then have a cigarette and a pokemon. Win/Win situation.

[NoxDexus]

Use penis. Only way.

[Shade]

With a molotov cocktail and a match to go.

[Wunderbar]

With this.

[digital-musician]

Oxy-torch!!!!!

[walterwagner]

the tip of your cigarette gets lit by lighting

[Lintire]

Best way I can think of is to stick the cigarette and a lighter up your ass then fart. When you're in hospital with nurses attending to your crater for an ass, you can boast about that sort of thing - chicks dig scars.

[wtfyourface]

To not light it and get lung cancer in the future, WAY TO BE COOL MAN.

[REDSPADES]

touching the cigarette to the ignition patch.

cyberpunk style.

[Jacco]

Sup

[Jester]

Breaking a bottle, stabbing a guy with it, then turn back around and lean on the bar with your sunglasses on and light one up.

[Xyresic]

Stare at it until it lights itself. You're not a man until you have accomplished this feat.

[RubberTrucky]

The Tyrannosaurus. (pic made by other NG-er for other thread)

[Armour]

Put the cigarette up your ass, put a grenade up your ass.
Profit ?

[Raab]

On the stove... like white trash.

[MarutaAdrian]

putting your friend to fart on an fire

[nigrilaforever]

Use hand grenade, napalm or call to Diablo

[BrandonXDD]

White trash standard. On the stove.

I be white trash ballin'

[Produx]

There is no cool way to get lung cancer.

[Lunaful]

Use one of those zippo lighters.

[GlebGuy]

"We're fighting a war of attrition with a horde of brainless killing machines. I ain't exactly optimistic about our chances."

[Luke]

Stare at it.

[TakeCr3dit]

No shiz beats this:

[Jedbbz]

With a firework.

[Makakaov]

flushing the bucket of gasoline on someone, set him on fire, then beat him with the stick till he's dead on the ground still burning in some places. Then you put one leg on him, bow with a cigarette in your mouth, supported by your hand, light a cigarette, straighten up, and say:

"I love smell of burning faggots in the morning!"

[gamejunkie]

Well obviously it has to be, with a replica vintage pistol cigarette lighter, like the one you posted about the other day. I have one almost identical to it.

[satanbrain]

burn yourself?

[Limited]

Get some lighter fluid on your finger, light your zippo with a little style and then pinch the flame away, or slide over it, putting it out and setting yourself alight. Then light your cigarette with your finger.

I used to do that way back, don't smoke anymore though and my zippo is a little screwed.

[razorbladesigh]

Not at all.