Planning a very special night.

[Elios]

Hey everybody, boy howdy it's been a while. Any-hoo i have a quick question, and i'm gonna need a bit of help on this one.

To make a very long story short, i've been dating (on and off) a nice girl since last December-ish. She's a great girl, funny, beautiful, insane, and so forth. And next week we're getting together to have a few drinks and hang out before i go to Montana for a while. We're planning on a nice dinner, a movie or two, and maybe a couple trays of jello shots. And end the night with some "coffee".

HOWEVER...

I've been planning something up my sleevies for a while, and doing a lot of prep work for this night...after many months of decent intercourse, and long painful nights of "Just cuddling", this is not going to be just another night...i will do horrific, vile, unspeakable things to her. SEXUALLY.

omg did he just say sexually?

Yes, sexually. No i am not trying to brag or gloat about this, not at all. There's really nothing to brag about anyway...So, permitted i can actually ask for these kinds of things, i'm looking into various domination, submissive types of "sex games". I'm not going to do anything harmful or illegal like beat her...i'm just looking for a few extra things to do to spice up the night. I've looked into various websites...but it's all either "Professionals ONLY", or really...REALLY weird...So i'll take suggestions, almost anything goes, i'll do more research on what is submitted. Thanks guys!

[CoCo]

Why can't you be normal like everyone else?

[Jon]

tie her to the bed and/or blindfold. after a few drinks, girls love it.

[sixflab]

You can always use my level icon. I'll gladly lend it to you for the night.

[mothballs]

Tape up her asshole and make her shit.

see, I can be creative

[SansNumbers]

At 9/6/10 11:41 PM, LoKoCoCo wrote: Why can't you be normal like everyone else?

Because he's Elios, and he's probably significant.

[Elios]

At 9/6/10 11:42 PM, wreckages wrote: tie her to the bed and/or blindfold. after a few drinks, girls love it.

I do infact have an under-the-bed strap and cuff device already purchased. So that's going on the list.

In retrospect this is either going to help me a lot, or turn into a very bad idea for a thread. Either way, whatever assistance i can get, i'll take.

[Elios]

At 9/6/10 11:43 PM, mothballs wrote: Tape up her asshole and make her shit.

see, I can be creative

Scat is outta my league...i don't think i'm Russian enough to travel down that dirt road.

[mothballs]

At 9/6/10 11:46 PM, Elios wrote:

At 9/6/10 11:43 PM, mothballs wrote: Tape up her asshole and make her shit.

see, I can be creative

Scat is outta my league...i don't think i'm Russian enough to travel down that dirt road.

You can do it. Face your fear, and you will come out to like it.

[SansNumbers]

At 9/6/10 11:50 PM, mothballs wrote: You can do it. Face your fear, and you will come out to like it.

So in a way, coprophilia is like a waterslide.

[RydiaLockheart]

Here.

[Elios]

At 9/6/10 11:56 PM, SansNumbers wrote:

At 9/6/10 11:50 PM, mothballs wrote: You can do it. Face your fear, and you will come out to like it.

So in a way, coprophilia is like a waterslide.

Or a mudslide...yeech...

Basically i think the ideas i was thinking of is something that involves bondage, teasing, and minor amounts of whipping/candle waxing. Anything to set the mood in a very demented way.

[Elios]

At 9/6/10 11:58 PM, RydiaLockheart wrote: Here.

LOL i know i know....i've been doing that for the past 6 hours, and it's all just pages and pages of "How to" and "Slave and Master rules" and "9 out of 10 women like THIS! No wait! THAT!". I'm just looking for a short list of straight forward things to circle and cross off.

[WeHaveFreshCookies]

... Are you positive that she'll be okay with this?

[Homosecksual]

For the love of god...

record it.

[chipotleaway]

At 9/7/10 01:32 AM, Homosecksual wrote: For the love of god...

record it.

I'd love to see a video.

[nakedxbabe]

At 9/6/10 11:41 PM, LoKoCoCo wrote: Why can't you be normal like everyone else?

was just about to ask him the same question..

[RydiaLockheart]

On a more serious note, I suppose you could join a BBS or something and ask for advice there.

[crazygiraffe]

Unspeakable is what newgrounds is all about.

[AnonymousAlchemist]

Here are some brotips that helped me:

1. Get some scented candles in the room (I assume you'll do it in a room, not a car) and light them before she enters.
2. If you know her sensitive parts (could be boobs, but also likely thighs, hips, neck), tease those areas.
3. Blow in her ear and breathe on her neck. Light-medium bite on her neck.

Moving on to actual sex.... (the above were tips on getting her horny)
4. Eat her out. Don't go for it immediately; eat around it to tease her (inner thigh, etc)
5. Go slow for the first 4 minutes or so when you go in. It hurts like hell when it goes in (or so my girl tells me), so give it a little time to desensitize slightly.
6. Go at moderate speed after that. Touch her sensitive parts while doing this and be soft.
7. She should give you some sort of clue that she needs you to go faster, so go near-top speed. Pinch her nipples (if thats a sensitive area, if not, don't). In other words, handle her sensitive areas harder.
8. When she climaxes, go as fast as you can, and go slightly harder on her sensitive areas.

Make sure to wear a condom.

[nakedxbabe]

At 9/7/10 01:48 AM, AnonymousAlchemist wrote: Make sure to wear a condom.

i hate when guys want to use the condom its so weird i rather feel the wetness around his dick and then get pregnant that's what sex is for right? so why the fuck would you just do it for the pleasure there's still a pregnancy chance even with a condom..
maybe if one of them has hiv or some shit..

[REDSPADES]

Lots of lace, lots of oils, and lots bondage. Who knows, you both might like a bit of hurt.

[ExtraordinaryTerrest]

Shove a water slide up her cooch and HAVE A SPLASH! seriously though, you should beat her (JUST FOR FUN!!!)

[Elios]

At 9/7/10 01:06 AM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: ... Are you positive that she'll be okay with this?

Yes, actually!

We've attempted something like this a few times. A little bondage, blindfolds, nothing too...well planned out. I told her to be expecting something interesting for the night, like a few candles and a chick flick. But i'm really downplaying this entire thing, and i want to plan every minute of this night. Not looking to become some sort of creepy pro-dom guy, just a night of wild and unexpected...sex? i guess?

I can't really go into details on her, and what happened a few days ago. I respect her privacy, but she's been a very disobedient girl, and she's had this "punishment" coming.

[TakeCr3dit]

...Light some candles...

AND DRIP IT ON HER CUNT

[Jedbbz]

Watch Hostel 2 for ideas. ;D

[Matt2k8]

At 9/6/10 11:42 PM, wreckages wrote: tie her to the bed and/or blindfold. after a few drinks, girls love it.

This^^

Then tease her abit :P

[Skygee]

light her on fire

[HungarianSupermarket]

Have her put a glass jar in your anus.

[Elios]

At 9/7/10 09:34 AM, Jedbbz wrote: Watch Hostel 2 for ideas. ;D

The first movie was terrible...is the 2nd one better somehow?