Hello, I'm Mixhael Cthulufnord LeVay, and I'm here on behalf of P.B.H.O.O.B.N.B.A.S.A.A.C.(O.O.R.R.) better known as Pagans Butt-hurt Over Our Beliefs Not Being As Socially Acceptable As Christianity, (Or Other Real Religions.)
As a Pagan, I believe strongly in religious tolerance, more precisely tolerance toward Paganism, Witchcraft, the Occult and everything that isn't Christian Islamic Or Jewish (we usually let Hinduism and Buddhism slide, but they still fucking suck.)
I am deeply offended by the various stereotypes that involve Pagans slaughtering goats, sacrificing virgins and raping children. These depictions are totally inaccurate. I can assure this stuff only happens on our religious holidays (or whenever we feel like it.)
If you'd like more information about our organization, please fork over loads of money to become official members of our cult, er religion, and pledge at least 666 hours of your time to help spread the new good news.
Thank you, and have a blessed be.
We here at Innsmouth do not appreciate of your cult.
At 9/6/10 09:33 PM, BaronVonBadGuy wrote: Thank you, and have a blessed be.
I don't understand what this is
I enjoy your "Christmas" festival.
You must be so pissed that Christianity stole all your best celebrations :)
I agree, Zeus must be honored more so than your fake "God." I mean really, does your god throw lightning when he's bored.
At 9/6/10 09:35 PM, letiger wrote: We here at Innsmouth do not appreciate of your cult.
THIS IS CLEARLY A DEMONSTRATION OF PREJUDICE!
You sir are no better than Hitler, Osama Bin Laden or Jesus.
Please take your religious intolerance elsewhere!
At 9/6/10 09:33 PM, BaronVonBadGuy wrote: I am deeply offended by the various stereotypes that involve Pagans slaughtering goats, sacrificing virgins and raping children. These depictions are totally inaccurate. I can assure this stuff only happens on our religious holidays (or whenever we feel like it.)
Sign me up.
I've been given a sign by our loving and merciful Lord Lucifer that I'm following his infernal desires accurately.
This clearly is a sign to that the days of the Xristian's god are at an end, NOW THE GOLDEN DAWN OF SATAN IS AT HAND!
At 9/6/10 09:54 PM, BaronVonBadGuy wrote: I've been given a sign by our loving and merciful Lord Lucifer that I'm following his infernal desires accurately.
This clearly is a sign to that the days of the Xristian's god are at an end, NOW THE GOLDEN DAWN OF SATAN IS AT HAND!
The real number is 616.
YOUR move Satan.
At 9/6/10 09:55 PM, PeterM wrote: The real number is 616.
YOUR move Satan.
Bullshit, the number 666 is clearly Satanic. This .GIF image is irrefutable proof of such being the truth.
Damn you barbaric brutes, I hope the Teutonic Knights kick your pale pagan ass and burn you at the stake. >:(
shit's amazing
At 9/6/10 09:55 PM, PeterM wrote: YOUR move Stan.
Who's Stan?
At 9/11/10 07:29 AM, Wolfos wrote:At 9/6/10 09:55 PM, PeterM wrote: YOUR move Stan.Who's Stan?
I fake typo you purposely edited.
At 9/11/10 07:33 AM, BaronVonBadGuy wrote:At 9/11/10 07:29 AM, Wolfos wrote:I fake typo you purposely edited.At 9/6/10 09:55 PM, PeterM wrote: YOUR move Stan.Who's Stan?
Well, you might be worshipping Stan but Steve is much more awesome!
PREPARE FOR WAR!!
*LaVey. But nice thread. I've just established the church of the Apathetic Agnostic Who Only Believes In God When It's Conveniently Brought Up In Conversation.
At 9/11/10 07:58 AM, Hyrcia wrote: *LaVey.
No I assure my name is LeVay, not LaVey, after being a Mage of 30,000 years from past life incarnations, I think I know my name fairly well.
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