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At 9/6/10 06:00 PM, steph2568 wrote: lol that sucks.

Yep.

At 9/6/10 05:15 PM, Cericon wrote: Her vomit smelled like macaroni and cheese. In a bad way.

You don't like macaroni and cheese?! What's wrong with you?!

I don't understand ....... how was the vomit a turn off?

At 9/6/10 07:16 PM, Xgsniper wrote: I don't understand ....... how was the vomit a turn off?

Seriously, it makes great lubricant.

At 9/6/10 05:58 PM, Samen wrote:

At 9/6/10 05:15 PM, Cericon wrote: ...46% alcohol. It isn't very strong.

Wait, what?

Yeah, i think this kid is a kid. Only a 10 year old would think 46% isnt strong. herp derp it isnt even half!!!!

Can't say i've ever had drunk sex. I would feel extremely odd not knowing my surroundings at the time.

*Shudders*
Gross.

At 9/6/10 05:58 PM, Samen wrote:

At 9/6/10 05:15 PM, Cericon wrote: ...46% alcohol. It isn't very strong.

Wait, what?

That's pretty much what I was thinking when I read his story.

Just don't have drunk sex with dumb bitches who can't handle a bit of alcohol...

At 9/6/10 05:45 PM, Orange wrote: Drunk sex ftl here too. Not only do you sometimes make terrible mistakes in who you sleep with, but the actual sex isn't nearly as good since you're so uncoordinated and stupid.

It's also uncool when one person is falling asleep but telling you not to stop. Yeahhhh not pleasant.

Dont have sex, become a preist.
Safest way

Wow that fucking sucks.

I wouldn't fuck drunk either, seems more babies get made that way.

As long as she's the only one intoxicated and she's not throwing up or whatnot, wouldn't matter to me.

There's no greater sense of achievement than when you get a boner after a heavy night on the booze. It's a right of passage.

At 9/6/10 07:32 PM, 5FootLobster wrote:

At 9/6/10 05:58 PM, Samen wrote:

At 9/6/10 05:15 PM, Cericon wrote: ...46% alcohol. It isn't very strong.

Wait, what?

Yeah, i think this kid is a kid. Only a 10 year old would think 46% isnt strong. herp derp it isnt even half!!!!

I'm used to drinking straight vodka, and shit that is more than 46%.
So either I'm wrong, somehow, or you two are a bunch of lightweight faggots.
If you're going to do something, do it all the way.

At 9/6/10 09:37 PM, Cericon wrote:
I'm used to drinking straight vodka, and shit that is more than 46%.
So either I'm wrong, somehow, or you two are a bunch of lightweight faggots.
If you're going to do something, do it all the way.

then drink a bottle of absinthe straight in five minutes tough guy.

46% not very strong? lmao

At 9/6/10 09:41 PM, EpicFail wrote:

At 9/6/10 09:37 PM, Cericon wrote:
I'm used to drinking straight vodka, and shit that is more than 46%.
So either I'm wrong, somehow, or you two are a bunch of lightweight faggots.
If you're going to do something, do it all the way.

then drink a bottle of absinthe straight in five minutes tough guy.

I've drunk absinthe before. Granted in multiple shots with friends, but it was a 65% bottle.

At 9/6/10 09:47 PM, Cericon wrote:
I've drunk absinthe before. Granted in multiple shots with friends, but it was a 65% bottle.

You don't got shit.

At 9/6/10 09:50 PM, EpicFail wrote:

At 9/6/10 09:47 PM, Cericon wrote:
I've drunk absinthe before. Granted in multiple shots with friends, but it was a 65% bottle.

You don't got shit.

I'll make you a cash bet that I'd drink you under the table.

16, male. nuff said.

At 9/6/10 09:52 PM, Cericon wrote:
I'll make you a cash bet that I'd drink you under the table.

Sure thing, you bring the booze.

At 9/6/10 09:54 PM, Neoncouch wrote: 16, male. nuff said.

What, that I'm doing things a normal sixteen year old does?

At 9/6/10 05:58 PM, Samen wrote:

At 9/6/10 05:15 PM, Cericon wrote: ...46% alcohol. It isn't very strong.

Wait, what?

Real men drink 100% alchohol.

At 9/6/10 05:17 PM, sweet21 wrote: That.... is..... hilarious

I second this

was she hot?

It's a shame that she was drunk - someone who puts out that easily isn't to be ignored so carelessly, but you did her a real favour by cleaning her up, even if she didn't do you a favour by stinking up your hallway.

Still, drunk sex suck in so many ways it's not funny, and the rare times when it works doesn't make up for the 99% of times when it doesn't. A damn good thing you didn't get drunk, too.