I was about to...

[Makakaov]

As some of you might know, dreams don't come into out heads right when we fall asleep. They are out free thinking, not controlled by us in most of the cases. They are caused by out surroundings.

For example when you are not tired at all, but you sleep, you hear what's going on around you, and your brain starts to work, but you don't controll your mind. That's very realistic and interactive dream.

So this morning i fell asleep on my stomach, and as i slept, i had a dream.

I was checking out some new freature like a game, or application on a computer or a console. It was pretty cool. It changed into a dream about some lady in the bathtub. Into a wet dream.

So i was getting more excted and so on, but also i was waking up at the same time, and so there was a point, where i was still asleep, but i knew i am sleeping, and what is going on with me, and i actually had a choice.

To jizz or not to jizz.

I woke up, because i knew i would make a mess in the bed.

But what would you choose? Have that weird, yet intriguing experience, or not?

[iateamexican]

Sweet googly boogly..
You had a lucid wet dream?

[Makakaov]

At 9/6/10 05:08 PM, iateamexican wrote: Sweet googly boogly..
You had a lucid wet dream?

It's when you don't fap certain ammount of time.

[iateamexican]

At 9/6/10 05:09 PM, Makakaov wrote:

At 9/6/10 05:08 PM, iateamexican wrote: Sweet googly boogly..
You had a lucid wet dream?

It's when you don't fap certain ammount of time.

I know what a wet dream is..
I was saying, lucid dreaming, where you can control your dream and choose how things go, to a degree, combined with wet dreams, would be pretty fucking amazing.
Sure once we invent virtual reality porn it'll be pretty mundane but for now.. well I wouldn't pass up on a chance to try it.

[mr-soto]

i like having a girl in bed with me so when i wake up with morning stiffy i have somethin to fuck

[Lucy]

I wouldve jizzed, definitly.

[ExtraordinaryTerrest]

Does it count as a wet dream if your covered in blood instead of seman when you wake up?

REPLY WITH HASTE... TIS A FOOL MOON TONIGHT

[gamekillereater]

At 9/7/10 03:38 AM, BLUNTxMAN412 wrote: Does it count as a wet dream if your covered in blood instead of seman when you wake up?

REPLY WITH HASTE... TIS A FOOL MOON TONIGHT

Yes, a psychopath's wet dream.

They're the best!

[sgtstreb]

um......what?

[ScorpionReturn5]

What........the hell?

[Mr-Contradiction]

Inception wasn't that good. Get over it.

[TakeCr3dit]

Why do these titles always give me the other half of the sentence to be something sexual?

[Jedbbz]

Go with the flow, shit happens