Who is Killing All the Chickens?!?

[IncendiaryProduction]

this skinny-ass asian chick is.

article:
The Black Widow of eating contests gobbled up nearly 181 chicken wings in 12 minutes, devouring the national championship record in Buffalo on Sunday.
"I'm so happy!" said Sonya Thomas, who ate 4.86 pounds of chicken wings to win the contest, besting world eating marvel Joey Chestnut at the ninth annual National Buffalo Wing Festival.
Buffalo, about 300 miles northwest of New York, is said to be the birthplace of the wings, typically fried and covered in tangy vinegar and hot sauce.
Chestnut, America's No. 1 professional eater, was favored to win Sunday's competition. He came in second after eating 169 chicken wings, or 4.55 pounds.
This was the first time Thomas, of Alexandria, Va., and Chestnut, of San Jose, Calif., faced off in a chicken wing eating contest. They went at it "neck and neck," said Drew Cerza, the founder of the festival, which was inspired by the 2001 Bill Murray comedy "Osmosis Jones," about a compulsive eater.
"They pushed each other really hard," Cerza said. "Joey is so strong. He's got great jaw strength. But Sonya's so fast with the hand."
Thomas, who's 5 feet tall and weights 105 pounds, calls herself the Black Widow because she often defeats bigger male competitors - Chestnut is 6-foot-2 and weights 230 pounds - in eating contests. She set the previous wings record in 2005, when she ate 174 in 12 minutes.

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[Jedbbz]

Damn asians got another record, anything theycant do?! like srsly

[ohbombuh]

At 9/6/10 04:22 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote: "They pushed each other really hard," Cerza said. "Joey is so strong. He's got great ... strength. But Sonya's so fast with the hand."

Wait.....what's this about again?!

[WeHaveFreshCookies]

How the hell did someone THAT small eat so much chicken?!

[IncendiaryProduction]

At 9/6/10 04:24 PM, Jedbbz wrote: Damn asians got another record, anything theycant do?! like srsly

have large dicks

[IncendiaryProduction]

At 9/6/10 04:25 PM, ohbombuh wrote:

At 9/6/10 04:22 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote: "They pushed each other really hard," Cerza said. "Joey is so strong. He's got great ... strength. But Sonya's so fast with the hand."

Wait.....what's this about again?!

i nearly shat myself when i read that.

[ChickenPickle]

I love chickens. They are very important to me, as I breed them with pickles.

Most of the time, the breeding is unsuccessful. I've only gotten it to work twice, after trying many times. (but then those 2 chickenpickles breed, but I meant i have only been able to breed a chicken with a pickle 2 times) That's why ChickenPickles are an endangered species, there are very few of them.

[Neoncrotch]

my pageheader sucks. :(

[IncendiaryProduction]

At 9/6/10 04:39 PM, Neoncouch wrote: my pageheader sucks. :(

now i have nothing to live for. an asian chick ate all my wings, and neoncouch dosent like the page header i made for him anymore.

[Makakaov]

Asians have nothing to eat in Asia, so they come to America to win eating competitions.

[Raab]

Where I come from... they know how to defend themselves.

[Evil-Sausage]

At 9/6/10 04:41 PM, Makakaov wrote: Asians have nothing to eat in Asia, so they come to America to win eating competitions.

Wouldn't those tribesmen in Africa do REALLY good in eating competitions then?

[assassin1337]

At 9/6/10 04:41 PM, Makakaov wrote: Asians have nothing to eat in Asia, so they come to America to win eating competitions.

So America is killing off the Chickens.

[Neoncrotch]

At 9/6/10 04:41 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote:

At 9/6/10 04:39 PM, Neoncouch wrote: my pageheader sucks. :(

now i have nothing to live for. an asian chick ate all my wings, and neoncouch dosent like the page header i made for him anymore.

j/k I still love it!

[Makakaov]

At 9/6/10 05:08 PM, Evil-Sausage wrote:

At 9/6/10 04:41 PM, Makakaov wrote: Asians have nothing to eat in Asia, so they come to America to win eating competitions.

Wouldn't those tribesmen in Africa do REALLY good in eating competitions then?

Eating AND drinking competition.

Africa has no water, lulz.

[IncendiaryProduction]

At 9/6/10 05:11 PM, Neoncouch wrote:

At 9/6/10 04:41 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote:

At 9/6/10 04:39 PM, Neoncouch wrote: my pageheader sucks. :(

now i have nothing to live for. an asian chick ate all my wings, and neoncouch dosent like the page header i made for him anymore.

j/k I still love it!

oh thank god. *moves finger away from trigger*

[IncendiaryProduction]

At 9/6/10 05:12 PM, Makakaov wrote:

At 9/6/10 05:08 PM, Evil-Sausage wrote:

At 9/6/10 04:41 PM, Makakaov wrote: Asians have nothing to eat in Asia, so they come to America to win eating competitions.

Wouldn't those tribesmen in Africa do REALLY good in eating competitions then?

Eating AND drinking competition.

eating and drinking and using modern technology competition

[Jackdabomb]

At 9/6/10 07:21 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote: eating and drinking and using modern technology competition

But having a lack of technology doesn't make it easier to use it.

[zlemfa]

No you see it was this guy all along! I knew it had to be a black guy.

[Boss]

At 9/6/10 04:25 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: How the hell did someone THAT small eat so much chicken?!

Because you see, when they're smaller their stomach can be the same size as a fat dude, but some fat dudes waist filled with fat can act as a belt and keep their stomachs from expanding while they eat, and keep them from eating more, faster. This is why skinny Asian people are good at these things. I learned this on King of the Hill. Propane and propane accessories. BWAAAAAH!

[sixflab]

Quite odd. Damn Asians.