Useful advice wanted

[Half-Eaten]

I am underage and cannot buy a handgun and I want to kill myself. Looking for a quick and relatively unpainful way to do it.
Advice?

[Raab]

At 9/5/10 11:04 PM, Half-Eaten wrote: Advice?

GTFO.

[Half-Eaten]

At 9/5/10 11:05 PM, XxRobJohnsonxX wrote: GTFO.

That's the goal here.

[tox]

steal you moms keys and park the car in the garage.. then turn it on with all the doors closes and garage closed..
i wouldn't kill my self though. soon i get to play games, talk to more people, and fuck.. but i have to work for it..

[slayer1029]

How about you persevere instead of quitting on life? You only get one, so don't cut it short because your not perfect at the moment. Permanent solution to a temporary problem.

[Eddmario]

watch all the Twilight movies, Cloverfeild, and I Am Legend in a row, without taking any breaks, and without reading the credits or getting up to go to the bathroom/get something to eat/drink

[Half-Eaten]

Please spare me the "don't do it" replies.

[Urban-Champion]

Bridges are the best, because you save the cops a lot of time trying to clean up your bloody remains.

Now go die already no one cares you little attention whore shit.

[VespeneGas]

Don't even try, because you'll get remorse at the last second and be unsuccessful and once your parents have found out you've attempted suicide you'll never hear the end of it.

Say hello to therapy, second-rate transitional eduation, segregation and your mother treating you like a bomb.

[Half-Eaten]

At 9/5/10 11:15 PM, Urban-Champion wrote: Bridges are the best, because you save the cops a lot of time trying to clean up your bloody remains.

Now go die already no one cares you little attention whore shit.

Fag.

[tox]

2 things, i love how i am the only one to answer your question
and second everyone else is right dude.. fight for life, anything less would be... well lame.
i doute that you would want to end it though.. you have no back story for us...
so have a good night sleep
oh that reminds me of a third thing. IF anyone that reads this wants to end their life then think about it for a week.. if it is on your mind for a week talk about it with your parents, friends, and school mates..
and after a second week then you can. but you have to want it.
a gun however quick, is to fast and painless.. if you want to kill your self then you need to believe that you NEED to kill your self.
if you can justify that you NEED to die then hell i will help you, but i know that you can never justify such a thing. so i am safe
take care m8

[Me-Patch]

I seen the movie Hostile part II and this chick cut a dude's dick off and then said "Let him bleed to death." and walked off.

I don't think that can kill you.

[Skwurll]

How about you grow a pair and deal with your problems?

[mushroomn]

I feel like the OP and the second poster are the same person trying to make that joke because I laughed my ass off

[tox]

At 9/5/10 11:19 PM, mushroomn wrote: I feel like the OP and the second poster are the same person trying to make that joke because I laughed my ass off

i have been following them both, i dont think so.

[HungarianSupermarket]

Kill yourself by dying of old age.

[zooos]

I hope that anyone that gives this person the advice he's looking for, weather intended as a joke or not, is paralyzed for the rest of their lives. Has nobody learned that there are people who aren't trolling on these forums and are in need of serious help. Look at the kid who was going to burn his school down, everyone joked and made stupid comments and it turned out the kid was really planning it.

Dude life sucks, sucks a whole fucking lot. I'm kind of in the same boat as you, I don't wanna live anymore, but I realized it better to let nature take it course, when I die, I die, why speed up the process? You wouldn't pull out a hot pocket from the microwave before the timer ran out would you? No you would have a cold fucking hot pocket. What you need to do is find ways to vent. Weather that be talking to a friend, a parent, someone from school your job, hell there are plenty of services online where you can email people and they'll talk everything out with you.

Heres one that I used when was going through some shit.

[e-mail]

I'm not going to say that exactly what the person said helped, although I did appreciate knowing someone I never met was willing to try and talk me through what I was going through, it was the fact that I could let all of the shit out, not censor myself, and have someone else read it. It was the venting.
We as humans tend to carry a lot of weight on our backs, we as humans are also stubborn. So that means when a lot of weight accumlates, we'd rather struggle, no matter how much we do, and fail, then ask for help and succeed. You need to take some time, chill out and really do some soul searching.
Good luck to fellow person hope you can find a silver lining

[Skwurll]

Reading through OPs posts.

He made a thread titled "I'm going to shoot myself"
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1186 781

Over a commercial...
I can tell he's being serious here.

[tox]

At 9/5/10 11:23 PM, Skwurll wrote:

liar

[Urban-Champion]

At 9/5/10 11:17 PM, Half-Eaten wrote:

At 9/5/10 11:15 PM, Urban-Champion wrote: Bridges are the best, because you save the cops a lot of time trying to clean up your bloody remains.

Now go die already no one cares you little attention whore shit.

Fag.

At least I can deal with my problems without blasting myself in the face.

[Wagggs]

You should eat yourself to death!

Get it?! The OP's name is Half-Eaten! So he should eat himself! Funny, right?!......no?......fuck this, I'm jumping off a bridge.

[WeHaveFreshCookies]

Suicide isn't funny. It's tragic, and it's a far too common thing among today's youth. This shouldn't be taken lightly. If the OP is serious, you're contributing to a serious problem. If not, OP is a dick. Suicide isn't something to joke about.

[Half-Eaten]

At 9/5/10 11:34 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: Suicide isn't funny. It's tragic, and it's a far too common thing among today's youth. This shouldn't be taken lightly. If the OP is serious, you're contributing to a serious problem. If not, OP is a dick. Suicide isn't something to joke about.

I'm being completely serious, despite recent allegations.

[Urban-Champion]

At 9/5/10 11:34 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: Suicide isn't funny. It's tragic, and it's a far too common thing among today's youth. This shouldn't be taken lightly. If the OP is serious, you're contributing to a serious problem. If not, OP is a dick. Suicide isn't something to joke about.

Of all the "I WANNA KILL MYSELF" threads I have seen on NG, none of them seem to be serious, just people wanting sympathy from online because of recent problems surfacing in their lives.

It's hard to take anything on NG serious.

[zooos]

At 9/5/10 11:36 PM, Urban-Champion wrote: Of all the "I WANNA KILL MYSELF" threads I have seen on NG, none of them seem to be serious, just people wanting sympathy from online because of recent problems surfacing in their lives.

It's hard to take anything on NG serious.

So just because dumb asses abuse that, means we should dismiss every other case.

Just because some idiot crashes his car into other cars doesn't mean we ban cars, we punish the idiot. So why would something like this be any different. For every 100 "Kill myself" threads, I'm sure there's at least one person who attempts it. And 9 more are serious. So why even risk it, why even bother contributing to a potential demise of a person.

[Half-Eaten]

At 9/5/10 11:36 PM, Urban-Champion wrote:

It's hard to take anything on NG serious.

Everyone on Newgrounds is an attention seeking little kid.
Everyone comes from different situations and no one should make assumptions.
Lately my will to live has dwindled to pretty much nothing. I can't eat or anything.
Yes I've played around in the past, but it doesn't mean I'm a troll or that things haven't changed.

[PowerShock254]

Jump off a bridge you attention starved moron.

[LocoJoe]

Bleach plus ammonia makes mustard gas. If you have no ammonia just piss in the bleach.

[FlyByNight]

If you want to kill yourself then do it. If you're too weak to face the problems in life thus far don't expect to face what you have to go through as you get older. I also agree with Muy.

[tox]

i will call it dudes. i think this one is serious and.. real.