best pick-up line ever?

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nakedxbabe

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Response to best pick-up line ever? 2010-09-05 18:34:22 Reply

"i will be your live action doll, dress me up & down any way you please baby*

works every time.. i love that i can dress up my hubby whenever i want i think that's really all what a girl or guy wants to do is just play with each other and be like a robot to each other

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hitman1993

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Response to best pick-up line ever? 2010-09-05 18:34:49 Reply

"Let's go back to my place and play house. You can be the door and I'll slam you."

pianomagic21

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Response to best pick-up line ever? 2010-09-05 18:34:51 Reply

"Did you know its good luck to kiss a bunny between the ears?" pull out pants pockets. "its your lucky day"

Letiger

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Response to best pick-up line ever? 2010-09-05 18:36:23 Reply

Sex. Now.

PWJP

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Response to best pick-up line ever? 2010-09-05 18:37:14 Reply

"if i toss this 50 cent coin, what are the chances of me getting head?"

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DemocracyFTW

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Response to best pick-up line ever? 2010-09-05 18:37:37 Reply

I hope I have my library card... Cause I'm checking you out!

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PWJP

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Response to best pick-up line ever? 2010-09-05 18:39:53 Reply

"i'm an archeologist, and you're an ancient ruin for me: i'm totally digging you".

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Tateos

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Response to best pick-up line ever? 2010-09-05 18:41:57 Reply

At 9/5/10 06:31 PM, StupidFingers wrote: SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!

Yu gi oh abridged ftw

Also, this has been done 3 times before.

I have a forum. We're just as lame as you are.

Sam

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Response to best pick-up line ever? 2010-09-05 18:48:49 Reply

So, how about it?

No, follow me.

IncendiaryProduction

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Response to best pick-up line ever? 2010-09-05 18:49:56 Reply

hi, im jeff, and i have some ideas i would like to share. then leave and never call her again. she will wonder forever.

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Lucy

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Response to best pick-up line ever? 2010-09-05 18:53:23 Reply

I suggest you just stick with saying a nice hello.

Release your inner crazy.

Drony

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Response to best pick-up line ever? 2010-09-05 19:00:05 Reply

You have to help me the FBI is after my penis, can I hide it inside you?

Mindless138

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Response to best pick-up line ever? 2010-09-05 19:00:45 Reply

At 9/5/10 06:26 PM, zen64 wrote: "Good evening, Milady. Would you do me the pleasure of allowing my penis to penetrate your vagina?"

Hahaha thats fucking epic

Yep.

Magical-Zorse

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Response to best pick-up line ever? 2010-09-05 19:04:27 Reply

I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

Mariojinx

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Response to best pick-up line ever? 2010-09-05 19:05:43 Reply

At 9/5/10 06:30 PM, pianomagic21 wrote: "Hello, my name is _______ , wanna fuck?

lol, I think that would be more of an interview question.

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SuzpektClean

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Response to best pick-up line ever? 2010-09-05 19:05:50 Reply

Are you a ninja?...cuz that azz is KiKiN!

If you can't fuck it or eat it....destroy it

Mindless138

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Response to best pick-up line ever? 2010-09-05 19:06:25 Reply

At 9/5/10 07:05 PM, SuzpektClean wrote: Are you a ninja?...cuz that azz is KiKiN!

....... Wow um FAIL!

Yep.

Irrelephant

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Response to best pick-up line ever? 2010-09-05 19:17:36 Reply

is your dad from Hiroshima cause you're THE BOMB!

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