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Embarassment moments, yes. But is sex all you people ever think about?

At 9/7/10 03:57 AM, ScorpionReturn5 wrote: Embarassment moments, yes. But is sex all you people ever think about?

Why not? I mean sex is the root of our existence. We only live for sex. What do people what to do when they go up? "Grow up, get a good job, settle down and have a family." So yes, it's what we only think about. Wooooooooooo society.

I went to the youth centre for mine, free aswell
+ why shouldnt they sell you them, if your gonna have sex may aswell be protected.

At 9/7/10 02:34 AM, Sensationalism wrote: Once my boyfriend and I bought condoms together. The check-out lady smiled at us and told us to have a good night. ololoololol.

Then I ate them.sdfmsdlkfjl

Your a WO-MAN???!!?!?!?

My mind has been blown.

At 9/7/10 01:22 AM, Lagatag wrote: Every day I buy 2 bottles of jack, some condoms, and some blank cds. But there's one less cd than condom.

Okay Aziz, we know what you're getting at.

I remember the first condoms I bought. I was with my girl at the time so wasn't too bothered about buying them. Figured at least with her there the cashier would know exactly why I was buying them.

I also bought some chewing gum. My receipt afterwards was rather amusing. It simply said "extra minty" and "condom pleasure"

If they ever try to confront you tell them, "Would you rather let me have sex without them? Do you want to be the reason that I have an STD or a baby? How would you like that on your conscious?

Once when I was 18, I hung out with this bloke an awful lot. Anyway, he had met his first serious girlfriend, who was a virgin. He had this really romantic night planned out for when she popped her cherry (he'd booked a fucking hotel room).
He said he'd never bought condoms before and was nervous. This despite also being 18...and 6'3"...

Aaaanyway, I was running low myself, so the nearest Boots were doing 3 for 2 on Durex. I was stood at the counter with 3 boxes of 18 condoms, whilst this big twit stood anxiously looking around in case someone recognised us.

Basically, there's no shame in buying condoms at all. It's an incredibly responsible thing to do. Even if it was embarrassing, it's better than getting some girl knocked up.

At 9/7/10 07:52 PM, TJR423 wrote:

At 9/7/10 02:34 AM, Sensationalism wrote: Once my boyfriend and I bought condoms together. The check-out lady smiled at us and told us to have a good night. ololoololol.

Then I ate them.sdfmsdlkfjl

Your a WO-MAN???!!?!?!?

My mind has been blown.

Or a gay little fairy.

I use the ones where you ring the items up and pay by yourself. It's easier when you have a few discrete items to buy.

Get an infertile girlfriend.

I bought condoms once. No big deal.

I'm pretty sure you can't get a pillow pregnant...

At 9/3/10 02:28 PM, ratchetrockon wrote: Anyone have similar experiences..?

I'm not the sort of guy who causes shit for people in retail; I'm not demanding and I'm not a big complainer and I'm patient with people when they make mistakes or aren't sure what they're doing. But the cashiers' behaviour in this case is unacceptable.

Personally I've never gotten embarassed about buying rubbers, but a lot of people are (especially teenagers and so on), and are often put off by what cashiers might be thinking at the point of sale. The customer should be able to walk in and buy them without being made to feel like they are being made fun of.

Ahaha, just don't be a pussy about it and you'll be fine and if the cashier gives you weird looks just say "what" i'm about to get laid and you sit here all day working for minimum wage. ;) , forget the last part ;P .

I usually buy a pack of twelve from the same shop because they only cost £1.50 there. I went in as usual and couldn't see them so asked the cashier if they'd been moved. She looked around for a little and said they must be sold out of the usual ones and only had a different pack in, right next to the pregnancy tests. I told her I was actually looking to avoid those, we laughed and I bought a pack.

It's no big deal and no one's going to stare at you for buying them. Get over yourself. If you really feel to embarrassed about it use one of the machines in pub/supermarket toilets.

At 9/11/10 10:18 AM, DannyIsOnFire wrote: It's no big deal and no one's going to stare at you for buying them. Get over yourself. If you really feel to embarrassed about it use one of the machines in pub/supermarket toilets.

DANNY IS HAVING SEX, DANNY IS HAVING SEX.

There's no age restrictions on buying condoms, boy-o.

Don't you have to be 18 to buy condoms?

At 9/11/10 01:04 PM, Abnf wrote: Don't you have to be 18 to buy condoms?

No, you don't. At least not in most countries. There are alot of people who have sex before the age of 18, so why wouldn't they be alowed to buy condoms?

At 9/11/10 11:39 AM, CybermanWithPizza wrote: You're a fucking retard. You have to be at least 18 years old to buy condoms, You never had a girlfriend and you will never get laid so stop trolling and lying to yourself faggot.

?
I've been with my girlfriend for over 10 months now..What are you talking about?
Why would they put an age limit on condoms?

Without reading this thread, yes it's awkward to buy condoms, thats why i put them in my pocket and leave.

Buying condoms is one of life's little pleasures. I mean, you already get to lord over the cashier that they have to work that fucking job, it's like rubbing it in that not only do you NOT have to work there, but you're also going to go get laid while not being a cashier.

Last time I was caught without a condom on me I made the chick wait while I went to the store and bought some. Thankfully there's such a thing as 24 hour convenient stores.

Too bored to read so I'll cut straight to the point - you use condoms for post-marital sexual activities.

Damn, now THAT was the most productive sentence I've ever done.

At 9/3/10 02:31 PM, SpecialSause wrote: I once tried buying condoms at a 7-11 and they rejected me because i was under 21. The weird thing about it is that i live in Canada.

In the USA there is no age limit on condom, a 12 year old could purchase them questions unasked.

I buy condoms with pride, but not giving a shit about what people think helps.

At 9/3/10 02:38 PM, Sam wrote:

At 9/3/10 02:33 PM, ajyablo wrote: No.

Here's the secret to buying condoms effectively.

1. Don't be a pussy about it.
2. Get something seemingly unrelated-to-sex with it (pack of pencils or cat food should work.)

Lol buying cat food or pencils?

Yeah I'm just going to fuck my girl, shove pencils up her arse and then smother in cat food. Problem?

you have just won my internetz for a whole week sir.

Thank you.

Fucking newgrounds....

I never had any issues buying condoms. I just tend to get other stuff with them so its not awkward. No one has said a thing or given me a funny look. I feel kinda proud when I buy em cuz all the people that see me know I am going to be getting some. haha.

Umm, I don't understand what's the big deal about it. Me and my friends used to do funny shit with condoms (no homo) when we were little. There's no age limit for them here.