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WHy were you so nervous? I go to the store occasionally to buy condoms with my parents for fucks sake.

At 9/3/10 03:28 PM, Antimatter500 wrote:

At 9/3/10 03:26 PM, Makakaov wrote:

At 9/3/10 03:21 PM, Antimatter500 wrote:

At 9/3/10 03:05 PM, Makakaov wrote: I remember my frst bought condoms.

If i were you, i wouldn't even admit, that i looked for porn in there.

i am what i am and im not ashamed!

A pervert, that is.

At 9/3/10 03:30 PM, Makakaov wrote:

At 9/3/10 03:28 PM, Antimatter500 wrote:

At 9/3/10 03:26 PM, Makakaov wrote:

At 9/3/10 03:21 PM, Antimatter500 wrote:

At 9/3/10 03:05 PM, Makakaov wrote:

i am what i am and im not ashamed!

A pervert, that is.

yes sir! :D

The first time I bought condoms was when I was twelve. The only bad thing about it was that one of my mom's friends was walking aounrd the store and if she saw me buying condoms no doubt she'd tell my mom. So I walked around a bit until she left, and then I got my pack of condoms. Everything went fine. I just grabbed went up to the clerk paid and left. Nothing happened. Why is this so hard for people to do?

You shouldnt think of it as a burden. Look at it this way. You are buying these for sex. How is that meant to be a scary thing? Before the days when my girlfriend was confident enough to not use condoms I just used to go into the store and buy them.

Not once did I ever look at it like you just did.

Say" Oh yeah? Well atleast I'm not asian. "

Meh. It depends if you want people to know you're getting laid or not.
If it's a hot girl, fuck yeah! Walk up there with pride!

In England condoms are given out for free for under-18's. Don't know much about it, since all I do with them is explode the things.

I might be able to buy them. I'm 14, but I'm 5'11'' and I have a moustache coming along, so I look older. I bought MW2 for my brother and never got a second glance.

At 9/3/10 02:30 PM, Lagerkapo wrote: Because I didn't make a big deal out of it.

Like come on, it's just latex rubber that you use so you don't get a girl pregnant. No big deal.

*Shutters*

At 9/3/10 02:53 PM, Timmy wrote: duct tape, a shovel and a bag of potting soil.

Why would you need condoms then?

At 9/3/10 03:48 PM, Jackho wrote:

At 9/3/10 02:53 PM, Timmy wrote: duct tape, a shovel and a bag of potting soil.

Why would you need condoms then?

Ever got DeadAIDS?

Thought so.

At 9/3/10 03:31 PM, RYNOL wrote: The first time I bought condoms was when I was twelve.

Why the fuck did you buy condoms when you were twelve?

I think youre being slightly paranoid. Buying condoms is not that big of a deal, and youre certainly not the first person to do it...so I highly doubt everyone was staring at you.

Lol, OP Must be this guy.

Well if I were a cashier and I saw a customer acting nervous as hell while waiting as I scan his/her items, then I would give them a funny look too.

A few months ago I had to replace my garden hose, and I needed some condoms. So I placed a box of condoms on the counter with a 100ft garden hose, and lube (That my friends is the best combination of items :P). The cashier looked at me like wtf? But never said a damn word, the easiest way is to man up, shut up, and don't give a fuck what they think.

Nay, My mother sneaks them into my bed side table.
I don't even know what to do with them.

Obviously you feel trivial about what you are doing, or else you wouldn't be so subconciously worrying about what other people are thinking about you. It's a subconcious trait that most people eventually grow out of, but during your teenage days, it's a constant feeling for most people. You shouldn't be nervous about buying condoms. Dozens of people walk into different stores and buy them everyday. It's not a big deal and not something you should get worked up over.

And chances are nobody really cares or is paying attention to what you are buying. If anything they might think you are a careful responsible person for buying protection. Even if they are actually thinking bad things about you, it's not like anyone would say snything to you about it anyways.

I have bad luck when it comes to stuff that i dont want bad luck with.
i went to Walmart to buy condoms. first time. and i knew sumthin was gonna happen.
well my friend was buying a necklace for his chick and after he was done the cashier lady at the jewelry section was like "I can scan that up here"
so i gave her the two packs and she scanned it with a grin she was trying to hide.
i was getting red in the face.
well i gave her a giftcard to pay for it but it wouldnt scan...soooo....she called the manager.
two other chicks came with him.
i was so embarassed!
the manager couldnt get it to scan so one of the other chicks tried and finnaly got it.
Fuckin emarassing!
so yeah

Every day I buy 2 bottles of jack, some condoms, and some blank cds. But there's one less cd than condom.

At 9/3/10 02:35 PM, OneWordName wrote: I never got why people are so afraid to buy condoms. "Oh man, I'm getting laid, how embarrassing..."

Seriously, grow some fucking balls.

lol exactly

At 9/3/10 02:28 PM, ratchetrockon wrote:

:I'm only 15

why the heck would you want to have sex at 15?

personally as a woman i don't like condoms..i prefer feeling the dick get all slimy inside me, wait till your married buddy.

I guess it's easier for me in a college town (and being a college student), but you just have to be confident. POONTANG BISCUITS MOFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

At TU(Texas University), every person gets 3 free condoms every day.

Should have had your mom buy them for you.

wear sunglasses they don't say shit when you wear sunglasses.

Once my boyfriend and I bought condoms together. The check-out lady smiled at us and told us to have a good night. ololoololol.

Then I ate them.sdfmsdlkfjl