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If by insects, then I have definitley murdered a lot of innocent creatures. I remember this one time when a ton of ants got into the flour and I simply had to crush every single one of those little guys. It was not pleasant for me, but they simply ran all over the place and I had no choice put to stop them. As I recall, I used my bare finger to smash them all. I might have used something like bug spray, but that does not work in killing them.

I dont understand the fear behind spiders, now snakes!

At 9/3/10 12:08 PM, Ptero wrote:

At 9/3/10 10:36 AM, MissingUsername wrote: Wait, so you had your dong out in the open the entire time?

No, I finished first.

Also, I found the spider's body. He crawled a littlr further before dropping.

The Chief is dead. Go to his village and mate with their women. Become king and plunder the lands.

Fighting? With a spider of all organisms on Earth? WHAT KIND OF MONSTER ARE YOU?!

At 9/3/10 12:08 PM, Ptero wrote:

At 9/3/10 10:36 AM, MissingUsername wrote: Wait, so you had your dong out in the open the entire time?

No, I finished first.

Also, I found the spider's body. He crawled a littlr further before dropping.

that's what it wants you to think, it will get inside your urethra

Murdured a rat by squishing it with a stick so its Brain *No joke!* eventually split out of his head. I'll miss that rat....

At 9/3/10 08:00 PM, Jerrid22 wrote: Murdured a rat by squishing it with a stick so its Brain *No joke!* eventually split out of his head. I'll miss that rat....

Ever tried to cut up a live rat so all its insides pops out and watch it try to run away dragging on all its organs?

At 9/3/10 06:52 PM, Erty wrote: WHAT KIND OF MONSTER ARE YOU?!
At 9/3/10 08:03 PM, Erty wrote: Ever tried to cut up a live rat so all its insides pops out and watch it try to run away dragging on all its organs?

Sometimes I don't know about you Erty...

There was a cricket in my house missing its leg and being loud as fuck, and it took me 2 days to find it because it would stop when i got kind of close. Eventually i found it behind the washing machine and beat the fucker with a shoe.

Just the other day I was stretching beside my couch when I see some big ass bug come under the couch and scurry across the floor. Didn't know what it was didn't care, all I know is that I wanted it dead. So I quickly got up grabbed a pillow and did a jaguar leap and landed the pillow on top of it. Than I did just as you and squashed the motherfucker dead. It was a glorious day.

At 9/4/10 12:46 AM, Yukin wrote: Just the other day I was stretching beside my couch when I see some big ass bug come under the couch and scurry across the floor.

First rule: You do not talk about the couch.

Second rule: See rule above.

You are possibly the biggest badass on the internet.

At 9/4/10 12:59 AM, 6r0undZ3r0 wrote: You are possibly the biggest badass on the internet.

I try. Just the other night I drank two bottles of water in a row. It's okay to cry, I would too.

Was it a red and blue spider? You should have let it bite you.

I killed a bee by letting it sting me
I laughed when it fell and then I was like aaa oh that kinda hurts.

When I was in school there was a wasp bothering my group of friends so one friend ate the wasp.

At 9/4/10 02:43 AM, Obvious-M wrote: When I was in school there was a wasp bothering my group of friends so one friend ate the wasp.

Wouldn't it sting him? Or was it already dead?

It was already dead.

I used to have some cockroach problems and my mom was so scared of them. The last time I saw a cockroach, it was in my car somehow with my mom. She talked about how brave I was for smashing the little bugger right in the car. I think cockroaches are probably her greatest fear and that is kind of justified. Cockroaches do in fact spread disease a lot more than any other insect out there in case you did not know.