So I was playing Modern Warefare 2 yesterday, when my stupid cunt mom comes in and trips over my Xbox! The Xbox made this really wierd noise and then the game got a HUUGE scratch! the poor bitch didn't want to buy me a new one cuz the econamy is bad or sum shit like that.
So anyway, I talked to a bunch of people and they said, "buy a new one dude" WELL I CAN'T BUY A NEW ONE CUZ MY MOM IS POOR. I looked up some shit on how to fix it on youtube. i tryd everything i found!!!! None of it worked!!!!! not the banana, not the peanut butter, not the toothpaste! NOTHING!
I saw this other video that told me to put it in the microwave. he sayd the microwave wud burn out all the scratches. i put the disk in the microwave and next thing i know... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO M! THE DISK BLEW UP!
WTF!?!?!?!?!
Someone as stupid as you shouldn't be existing let alone playing X-box 360.
Oh man that must suck, how are you gonna fap now if your dick exploded??????
shit's amazing
... Your disk exploded...? Or... Your... Oh wow, that must hurt
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You get the idea.
Am I the only one that read "my DICK exploded"?
"I need a katana to slice a banana"
Correct Title: My Disc Exploded, which is way off from what you typed, especially the difference between those letters.
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Something tells me that you're not old enough to play M rated games.
Mmmmm, that's a familiar typo. Also, yous trollin like a motherfucka.
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A thread very similar in title and subject was done like this before...I can't find it though....
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At 9/2/10 09:57 PM, Jedi-Master wrote: A thread very similar in title and subject was done like this before...I can't find it though....
its only 2 posts above u
At 9/2/10 09:57 PM, Jedi-Master wrote: A thread very similar in title and subject was done like this before...I can't find it though....
zen64 linked to it two posts above you.
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At 9/2/10 09:47 PM, 00000000000000000002 wrote:
I saw this other video that told me to put it in the microwave. he sayd the microwave wud burn out all the : scratches. i put my dick in the microwave and next thing i
know...BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOO M! MY DICK BLEW UP!
WTF!?!?!?!?!
Fix'd to fit the title.
Being a dick aside, you wouldnt have been able to fix the disk anyway.
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The error in the title just makes it way too easy to make fun of you.
At 6/3/11 10:56 PM, BlakeMo wrote:
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Wow, your dick exploded in a microwave, I wonder how that felt. Quit trolling douche.
At 9/2/10 10:25 PM, FreakyTy111 wrote: Wow, your dick exploded in a microwave, I wonder how that felt. Quit trolling douche.
I wouldn't call it trolling. If anything he's gnomin'.
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LMAO! By the title, it sounds like you tried to rape your Microwave and got your pen0r stuck inside.
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At 9/2/10 09:47 PM, 00000000000000000002 wrote: So anyway, I talked to a bunch of people and they said, "buy a new one dude" WELL I CAN'T BUY A NEW ONE CUZ MY MOM IS POOR.
YOUR MOTHER IS POOR BECAUSE YOU'RE A LITTLE SHIT THAT COSTS TOO MUCH MONEY. GO KILL YOURSELF AND SAFE YOUR MOTHER A COUPLE BUCKS.
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At 9/2/10 11:21 PM, Wagggs wrote: YOUR MOTHER IS POOR BECAUSE YOU'RE A LITTLE SHIT THAT COSTS TOO MUCH MONEY. GO KILL YOURSELF AND SAFE YOUR MOTHER A COUPLE BUCKS.
OP obviously trollin' though. I meant to put that in my post. :|
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At 9/2/10 10:45 PM, TiredPaperBoy wrote: LMAO! By the title, it sounds like you tried to rape your Microwave and got your pen0r stuck inside.
I love five year old thread references.
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