Monster Racer Rush
Select between 5 monster racers, upgrade your monster skill and win the competition!
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3.80 / 5.00 4,200 ViewsPretend you have a 14year old son, and you go upstairs to see what he's doing in his room. As you open the door you see him masturbating, what do you do?
I would close the door and walk away and never mention it.
Close the door, later on if he wants to talk about it I'd just tell him it's entirely normal and he shouldn't be ashamed about it whatsoever. Shit, I'd buy him a vibrating egg if he keeps his grades up.
A vagina is really just a hat for a penis.
hope he has a big dick cuz i want him to marry a hot chick and make babies that arent ugly.
"I hope you're going on only McAfee trusted sites, son... Don't go on xvideos. Please."
To be or not to be....
You get the idea.
"I swear to god if I find out you are using my credit card..."
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"In the house with the laughing windows, we're spilling blood like a cheap innuendo."
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I'd just pretend I am an idiot and say "Let's go play some chess", and toy with the confused and humiliated mind of my kid.
Tick Tock
Look him dead in the eyes and say "Dont stop" while doing my best Barry White impression.
You look nice today.
This guy brutally sodomizes me.
Cereal is pretty cool. If you're cool you'll add me on Steam. Also, Letterboxd.