An erection lasting more than 4 hrs

[vannila-guerilla]

Everytime I see a Viagra commercial come on the narrator says to me, he says, "If you have an erection lasting longer than 4 hours see your doctor" or something like that.

So what do you think doctors do to get rid of those? Do they like slam it in a door or something? Yell at it? Show you the Rosie O'Donnell nude pictures?

What???

[lawlmaster]

They grab it.

[Wunderbar]

Option 1. Empty the tank.

Option 2. Cold shower the freezes everything it comes into contact with.

[RydiaLockheart]

I once worked with a guy who thought it would be funny to take an entire bottle of Viagra. He had a week-long boner, and finally had to go to the doctor. He didn't go into too much detail, but it sounds like the doctor had some sort of liquid antidote. Probably needed something strong for the whole bottle as opposed to one or two pills.

We asked him why the fuck he would do that and he said "Because I got bored." Well, being bored has interfered with his sexual function, judging by his ex-girlfriend. She said he never was the same, but given how stupid that was of him, I doubt that's why they broke up.

[Limited]

They drain it with a needle.

I shit you not.

[Yert]

They probably just give you a pill which has the opposite effect of Viagra.

[Erty]

They anally rape you until that erection of yours disappears.

[Cootie]

Make sure you prance around the hospital while wearing the gown backwards.

[Luke]

I dunno. Honestly I'd just masturbate... I think that would solve the problem, but then again it probably wouldn't if you had viagra and you were still hard after you fucked whoever or did whatever.
They probably stick a needle in there and drain the blood.

[Slingshot]

At 9/2/10 05:09 PM, vannila-guerilla wrote: Everytime I see a Viagra commercial come on the narrator says to me, he says, "If you have an erection lasting longer than 4 hours see your doctor" or something like that.

So what do you think doctors do to get rid of those? Do they like slam it in a door or something? Yell at it? Show you the Rosie O'Donnell nude pictures?

What???

Maybe they just get a nurse to jerk you off really good until you go limp.

[vannila-guerilla]

At 9/2/10 05:15 PM, slingshot14 wrote:

Maybe they just get a nurse to jerk you off really good until you go limp.

Shit....maybe I should take a bottle of Viagra then.

[tatsumaru7]

they show pictures of your mum.

[Erty]

At 9/2/10 05:17 PM, vannila-guerilla wrote:

At 9/2/10 05:15 PM, slingshot14 wrote:

Maybe they just get a nurse to jerk you off really good until you go limp.

Shit....maybe I should take a bottle of Viagra then.

That's just speculations! Listen to what I said, it's from true real life experiences!

[steph2568]

They drain out the blood from the erection with a needle. Or else you get gangrene. No joke.

[Rockyusa]

Umm, if it lasted two hours and I was home alone for the weekend...
FUCK THE DOCTORS.

[IncendiaryProduction]

At 9/2/10 05:13 PM, RydiaLockheart wrote: I once worked with a guy who thought it would be funny to take an entire bottle of Viagra.

yeah. a "guy you worked with." i gotcha.

[Saltey]

They throw hoops on it, it's so degrading!

But in all seriousness they probably just show you some off putting things and then if all else fails tie a rubber band around your wang until it calms down.

[Slingshot]

At 9/2/10 05:19 PM, Erty wrote:

At 9/2/10 05:17 PM, vannila-guerilla wrote:

At 9/2/10 05:15 PM, slingshot14 wrote:

Maybe they just get a nurse to jerk you off really good until you go limp.

Shit....maybe I should take a bottle of Viagra then.

That's just speculations! Listen to what I said, it's from true real life experiences!

Man fuck yo' reality! My idea is better! We should go to senate with this shit or something.

[Dromedary]

At 9/2/10 05:17 PM, vannila-guerilla wrote:

At 9/2/10 05:15 PM, slingshot14 wrote:

Maybe they just get a nurse to jerk you off really good until you go limp.

Shit....maybe I should take a bottle of Viagra then.

A male nurse.

[IncendiaryProduction]

http://bodyodd.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2008/
09/10/4380067-too-much-of-a-good-thing-t he-4-hour-erection

check that link and read it all.

"Unfortunately, he then developed priapism, but was so embarrassed he went for seven days before seeking medical help. According to Steidle, "the resulting erection was unsalvageable, and the patient was left with a penis that was less than an inch long." "

[miniskawhirl]

it was in a movie once....they inject ur penis with sumthing 2 take sum blood out...im a chick and i still think that wud suck soooo bad

[Tinkco86]

Drain the blood because it will eventually clot and cause you to get blood poisoning and die. If it's too late, they cut it off.

I'm not kidding. I know a nurse and an EMT that have seen this done a few times.

[vannila-guerilla]

At 9/2/10 05:31 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote: "the resulting erection was unsalvageable, and the patient was left with a penis that was less than an inch long." "

Wow! That's horrible! 1 inch? Jeeeeeeeeeeeessh...I feel better about myself at least.

[Raab]

If you have an erection lasting longer than four hours..... immediately brag about it.

[Skwurll]

Ironically enough, having an erection for too long will stop you from being able to get one ever again.

Priapism ftw!

[Lagerkapo]

Actually, they could just put a condom on it. Fucking shrink wrap will always do the trick eventually.

[HeadbangHaily]

At 9/3/10 10:56 AM, miniskawhirl wrote: im a chick and i still think that wud suck soooo bad

Do you think that announcing your gender somehow makes your opinion more relevant, or are you just subtly trying to attention whore?

[Makakaov]

Actually you can watch porn for 4 hours, and after having a 4 hour bonner go to the doctor, while you will get floppy even beafore leaving the house.

[Raab]

At 9/3/10 02:51 PM, Makakaov wrote: bonner

<3

[tarahloveshentai]

Dude 4 hours of sex would be amazingly awesome.

Why would you get rid of that?

brain aneurysms