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3.80 / 5.00 4,200 ViewsWell, Newgrounds what is the worst injury/illness you have ever had?
For me it would have to be getting two of my fingers cut pretty deeply by a old fridge.
My wounds still haven't healed.
Hmmm...
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I had my nose bitten off when I was 9 and had to get it stitched back on. And I'm actually serious about this, yes.
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Late-life circumscision
(Late life means; when you're not are a baby.
Wow, they all seem very painful.
Hmmm...
At 9/2/10 09:06 AM, whatty wrote:
(Late life means; when you're not are a baby.
Well that was a shot in the dark.
Yeah, whatever.
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Hurting my back really badly.
Hurt so much it felt cold, have you guys felt that?
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At 9/2/10 09:08 AM, HazeStigma wrote: Hurting my back really badly.
Hurt so much it felt cold, have you guys felt that?
Sorry, no. The closest I've been to something feeling cold after hurting it is getting a rubber band stuck tight around my finger.
Hmmm...
My best friend broke my arm when we were both 4 or 5. He picked up by my legs and dropped me on the floor, the bastard. We're still best friends to this day.
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Fell ten feet, head first, onto cement slabs when I was three. Shoved my teeth to the back of my mouth and split my skull open. I lost over three pints of blood and was legally dead for two minutes. The only scars are a few messed up teeth and a line going across my scalp
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At 9/2/10 09:11 AM, wreckages wrote: My best friend broke my arm when we were both 4 or 5. He picked up by my legs and dropped me on the floor, the bastard. We're still best friends to this day.
I broke my arm this way as well, except for I was about 14.
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At 9/2/10 09:14 AM, PhoenixPharietale wrote: Fell ten feet, head first, onto cement slabs when I was three. Shoved my teeth to the back of my mouth and split my skull open. I lost over three pints of blood and was legally dead for two minutes. The only scars are a few messed up teeth and a line going across my scalp
Wow, you are one very lucky person.
Hmmm...
Fell ten feet, head first, onto cement slabs when I was three. Shoved my teeth to the back of my mouth and split my skull open. I lost over three pints of blood and was legally dead for two minutes. The only scars are a few messed up teeth and a line going across my scalp
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At 9/2/10 09:15 AM, Saltey wrote:
Wow, you are one very lucky person.
I know man.
(And I apologize for the multiple post. My computer spazzed out.)
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A Monday when I was at college. Was fine the entire day, then I got home, suddenly felt unwell and puked my brains out 4 times. Turns out I got hit by a bad virus and had to take the rest of the week off.
2 years ago, came down for breakfast on a Sunday, felt fine. Sat down on the kitchen stool, out of nowhere I feel everything shutting down. Next thing I know I've come to on the floor, my Nan is phoning an ambulance and the stool is broken. I later realised I barely missed the radiator behind me.
I've been on special medication since then and it sometimes still affects me a bit. Lost a month of uni while I was having all these tests done on me. I went back and struggled a lot to try and catch up. Ended up failing.
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Got into a fight and got my shit slapped. The guy I was fighting ruptured a couple organs and damaged my sternum.
I'm not a doctor. I did not go to a doctor, so I'm probably not giving an accurate diagnosis. All I know is that my organs felt cut, and my sternum was in so much pain that it basically immobilized me (Anything I did hurt my sternum). Pain lasted for almost a month.
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Nothing. I've never broken any bones, had any surgeries, or had any serious illnesses.
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I haven't really had any of those really. A few colds, I guess. Whoo.
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on a serious note, it was when I was four years old, I knocked a pot of boiling potatoes over totally by accident, and i still have scarring from it 13-14 years later.
getting my thumb slamed in2 a car door while it was being shut....my nail didnt grow back 4 7 years
Boiled 70% my right hand and 20% my right foot
I have a pretty cool scar from when my arm got run over by an ice skate. I've never had anything big happen to me.
I fell down the stairs when I was about 4 and cracked my head open, and I jumped on an inflatable chair which was on top of my bed (which was about four feet off the ground) and cracked my head open AGAIN when I was 6. I have a scar on my forehead, but it's covered by my hair.
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Stubbed my toe. Sorta. I opened the door, and my toe nail was on the same level as the bottom of the door, I had pulled the door open because I was overexcited, and the result? My toenail was pushed back about a centimeter. And then gore. And then fainting.
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Well...
Bike hitting block thing, falling down into ditch with bike.
I had appendicitis over a year ago and almost died. Was on the way to A&E when it burst and it was the most pain I've ever been in. The surgeon told me afterwards that it was like all horrible and rotting inside me as well and that if it had been left much longer that it could have posed a very serious threat to my life.
It was not fun.
At 9/2/10 09:04 AM, Blounty wrote: Hit by a car.
Same here. And I've done that stunt TWICE!
Now I never cross the street without watching at least four times...
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Breaking my wrist when it hit the pole of a stop sign at 70k's. That shit was fcuked up.
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I was in a car with my freinds heading to a campsite when the car spun out. It flipped over and my seatbelt snapped, i smashed through the window and rolled at 30 mph down a cliff knocked out. I broke 3 of my rips, had a concussion, punctured my lung, broke bolth my arms (in 2 places, wrists and upper arm) and fractured 4 bones, as well as multiple cut wounds from the glass and rocks. I was in the hospital for 2 months.
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