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At 9/1/10 05:08 AM, Xyphon202 wrote:

At 9/1/10 05:00 AM, Trystlions wrote: I could chop him up with my mighty axe!

You are the only one with a worthy weapon here.

How about I smash his face in with my flail?

I can stab him in his smile with my very small knife

At 9/1/10 05:15 AM, PeterM wrote: That smile could shatter diamonds.

This.

Nay, seen those muscles?
In the full picture he has all the NG friends with him too.
Its 100 against 1.

i could uppercut him and try to knock him out but kill tom? never

At 9/1/10 03:57 AM, Smorsh wrote: No weapon? How could you resist that smile?

His big muscles & good looks are no match for my numb-chucks!

Tom is hiding behind his winning smile. You don't wanna mess with him. Our level icons are ants compared to him. You better watch out.

These spikes would probably do some damage.

dudes... pimp kill you all

Dude. He's muscular as fuck and has the ability to bug the fuck out and morph into Bizarro Tom at any time! Fuck that!

I mean, I would fuck that but fuck that.

I'd bash his pretty boy face in.

At 9/1/10 03:57 AM, Smorsh wrote: No weapon? How could you resist that smile?

Also, his 42.5mm enriched uranium gatling gun is hidden further down.

A fight? Hell no!
We'd just have some hot BDSM sex where i whip him like the wild animal he is.

At 9/1/10 04:14 AM, LoliTastic wrote:

At 9/1/10 04:13 AM, The-word-destroyer wrote:

At 9/1/10 04:06 AM, LoliTastic wrote: I'm some drunken asshole. I wouldn't be able to do shit even if i didn't want to

Together my friend, Our Drunkenness can obliterate him.

Nah he's probably call Luis for back up...

And we can't beat a mexican drunk!

Or he could be one of those glass eaters, then all three of us would be fucked.

I always thought it was very strange how he did not have a lot of experience points or for that matter a lot of blams and saves. The thing is that while he lacks in those areas, he is still probably the richest person here on Newgrounds. I'll bet that he takes high ranking people like Pimp and AfroUnderScoreStud and secretly pays them to work for him and thwart off any attack by people stronger than him.

At 9/1/10 03:51 AM, The-word-destroyer wrote: He would not stand a chance against most of us

I wouldn't be so sure.

BREAK IT DOWN, STOP, HAMMER TIME!

WadeFulp's icon, however...

His smile is the greatest weapon of all. His smile will kill us all.

Spiked knuckles probably hurt...

At 9/1/10 04:00 AM, sixflab wrote: I could chain him up. He would just break out with his manly muscles though.

We should totally team up.

You would become entangled in his beard.

Grow another beard Tom!

He can't whack death over the head. No-one can get away from death as far as I'm concerned.

At 9/1/10 02:04 PM, Bahamut wrote: He can't whack death over the head. No-one can get away from death as far as I'm concerned.

Except for Tom Fulp!

At 9/1/10 11:41 AM, Kanon wrote:

At 9/1/10 04:14 AM, LoliTastic wrote:

At 9/1/10 04:13 AM, The-word-destroyer wrote:

At 9/1/10 04:06 AM, LoliTastic wrote:

And we can't beat a mexican drunk!

Or he could be one of those glass eaters, then all three of us would be fucked.

Crap! There's no way for us to beat them

I have a knuckle Duster.

Fuck.

I'd punch him in the face with my apparently copper fist.

I'm so poor and crack-addicted all I could afford was a pipe.

Well, I guess I could cut him up with this shitty switchblade.

First, I would sit him down to give him a nice close shave. Than I would make idle conversation with him to gain his trust and cause him to relax. Maybe talk about how well the new game release is going.

Than I would grab his neck insert the blade into his mouth and extend his pretty little smile. Afterwards licking the blade to absorb his essence so that all the pretty girls will enjoy my smile like they adored his.