what the hell is this thing?

[blue-ice-cube]

Ok so i was outside and this thing was on my porch so i put it in a jar. it looks like some giant freaking horse fly. took 4 pictures, sorry cell phone quality.

[Jester]

Looks like a cicada or a bot fly. Either one is horrible, so kill it.

[Strength]

hahaha that shit doesn't look that big, and appears to be a normal fucking fly.

congratulations.

[Evil-Sausage]

Cicada?

[Rashondola]

At 8/31/10 09:49 PM, blue-ice-cube wrote: Ok so i was outside and this thing was on my porch so i put it in a jar. it looks like some giant freaking horse fly. took 4 pictures, sorry cell phone quality.

A cicada.

[blue-ice-cube]

picture 2

[Shrubs]

its a fly you dum dum

[blue-ice-cube]

picture 3

[k6ka]

It may either be a cicada or a fake plastic fly that an idiot bought from a joke shop.

[blue-ice-cube]

At 8/31/10 09:53 PM, k6ka wrote: It may either be a cicada or a fake plastic fly that an idiot bought from a joke shop.

i took a video of it. ill upload it to youtube in a sec.

[Ronald-McDonald-LoL]

That's no cicada. It looks like a simple horsefly. They do get pretty big. Just kill it or let it go.

[Ptero]

Kill it with fire.

[blue-ice-cube]

At 8/31/10 09:58 PM, Ptero wrote: Kill it with fire.

lol im thinking about it. also heres youtube video as i promised http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6VZ7hHr6 zg

[Jester]

At 8/31/10 10:33 PM, blue-ice-cube wrote:

At 8/31/10 09:58 PM, Ptero wrote: Kill it with fire.

lol im thinking about it. also heres youtube video as i promised http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6VZ7hHr6 zg

1. Drill a hole in the top of the jar
2. Pour oil in it
3. drop in a lit match
4. ???
5. PROFIT

[Corky-D]

Fucking shit, that looks big.

Give it a name and teach it tricks.

[blue-ice-cube]

The first 3 people get to decide how i kill it. then i chose the best of the 3.

[Blaze-Heatnix]

At 8/31/10 11:07 PM, blue-ice-cube wrote: The first 3 people get to decide how i kill it. then i chose the best of the 3.

Don't you think capturing it, taking pictures of it, and filming it before you kill it is a little weird? Don't get me wrong, I kill a bug when I see one, but still.

[6r0undZ3r0]

Curb stomp the damn thing.

[WTFClock]

It looks like a flying shit.

Poke a hole in a jar and scream things at it.

that's what I do lololololol

[camobch0]

At 8/31/10 10:43 PM, Corky-D wrote: Fucking shit, that looks big.

Give it a name and teach it tricks.

^^^^ This times 5.

[steph2568]

I'm guessing a cicada.

[Zerok]

At 8/31/10 11:07 PM, blue-ice-cube wrote: The first 3 people get to decide how i kill it. then i chose the best of the 3.

Put the jar in the freezer until it is pretty stunned.

Get some thin string or floss and noose it around the legs carefully. Or possibly around the thorax or whatever it's called. The body, but avoid the wings.

Affix the other end of the string to something and let it thaw out.

You'll have a fly on a string! And if you want to kill it tie the other end of the string to a cement block and put it in a river mafia style.

[blue-ice-cube]

At 8/31/10 11:30 PM, Zerok wrote:
You'll have a fly on a string! And if you want to kill it tie the other end of the string to a cement block and put it in a river mafia style.

zerok wins hand down.

[Zerok]

At 8/31/10 11:54 PM, blue-ice-cube wrote: zerok wins hand down.

+10 points if you YouTube yourself with a horsefly-on-a-string. That might actually be a hit. Unless there are tons of videos like it. I didn't bother to search.

[Screamo99]

near where I live, Ontario, Canada to be exact, they relased a bunch of giant flys, (yes, quite literaly, giant flys), so if you live in the area, that may be just a cicada, or a giant fly, if you live in the U.S, they have probably over bread, causing them to be there.

[blue-ice-cube]

At 8/31/10 11:55 PM, Zerok wrote:

At 8/31/10 11:54 PM, blue-ice-cube wrote: zerok wins hand down.

+10 points if you YouTube yourself with a horsefly-on-a-string. That might actually be a hit. Unless there are tons of videos like it. I didn't bother to search.

I highly doubt there is lol, I should definitely do it, I heard those things bite and it hurts like like hell. I'm probably gonna go with your idea of tieing a rock around it and putting it in a glass of water and film it

[Luke]

Find out what it is and keep it, feed it, and train it to become a super-whatever it is.

[Luke]

Also Zerok's idea is great fucking do it dude.
That made me laugh so fucking hard.

[digital-musician]

I sent it to kill you. He won't be getting his completion payment by the looks of it.

[AtomicD00M]

At 9/1/10 12:31 AM, EpicFail wrote: Find out what it is and keep it, feed it, and train it to become a super-whatever it is.

And do underground fights with it?