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The-word-destroyer

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Why are you still alive? 2010-08-31 16:22:39 Reply

Seriously whats keeping you from committing suicide right now?

"Target is going to be flooded with desperate NGers now."LoKoCoCo lol

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Response to Why are you still alive? 2010-08-31 16:23:10 Reply

Because you secretly love me

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Response to Why are you still alive? 2010-08-31 16:23:37 Reply

Family, love, sports, love of life, uh, beauty.

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Response to Why are you still alive? 2010-08-31 16:25:02 Reply

Uh... I'm... Keeping me alive?

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Response to Why are you still alive? 2010-08-31 16:25:21 Reply

At 8/31/10 04:23 PM, daethdrain wrote: im alive so i can posst a comment in this thread

It now seems you have finally outlived your purpose then. Kill yourself now.

"Target is going to be flooded with desperate NGers now."LoKoCoCo lol

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Response to Why are you still alive? 2010-08-31 16:25:43 Reply

I have to finish reading George Carlin's biographry

Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.

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Response to Why are you still alive? 2010-08-31 16:26:11 Reply

Because I don't want to go to hell.

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Response to Why are you still alive? 2010-08-31 16:26:47 Reply

things can always get better

lol jk, they only get worse

Why are you still alive?

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Response to Why are you still alive? 2010-08-31 16:28:24 Reply

Because there's no newgrounds in hell

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Response to Why are you still alive? 2010-08-31 16:28:41 Reply

At 8/31/10 04:24 PM, MuyBurrito wrote: I love being alive.

You have to stop taking anal from me bro.

When I finally decide to move on to someone younger and more beautiful what are you going to do?

"Target is going to be flooded with desperate NGers now."LoKoCoCo lol

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Response to Why are you still alive? 2010-08-31 16:28:46 Reply

I honestly don't know anymore.

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Response to Why are you still alive? 2010-08-31 16:29:21 Reply

spite. That and there are too many people left to fuck.

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Response to Why are you still alive? 2010-08-31 16:32:15 Reply

Suicide is for weak people.

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Response to Why are you still alive? 2010-08-31 16:39:27 Reply

At 8/31/10 04:29 PM, Chronamut wrote: spite. That and there are too many people left to fuck.

You have sex?

NO WAI

And MuyBuritto... I already did.

"Target is going to be flooded with desperate NGers now."LoKoCoCo lol

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Response to Why are you still alive? 2010-08-31 16:39:33 Reply

Because I have someone to care for.

Proper answer. fake answer = i dunno

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Response to Why are you still alive? 2010-08-31 16:47:11 Reply

I stay alive all this time only for one - to answer on this question. That's all, I complete my mission here..........

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Response to Why are you still alive? 2010-08-31 16:58:36 Reply

Never happen.

'Cause a real man never dies, even when he's killed. Cause our journey won't stop until we PIERCE the heavens... and beyond!

I would punch him in the face.

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Response to Why are you still alive? 2010-08-31 17:01:38 Reply

At 8/31/10 04:58 PM, Peony wrote: Never happen.

'Cause a real man never dies, even when he's killed. Cause our journey won't stop until we PIERCE the heavens... and beyond!

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Response to Why are you still alive? 2010-08-31 17:01:42 Reply

To prove that death is just a concept.

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Response to Why are you still alive? 2010-08-31 17:05:58 Reply

Bravery. It is just cowardly committing suicide.

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Response to Why are you still alive? 2010-08-31 17:07:31 Reply

It's funny you should ask...*eyes dart evily*...Um, I haven't contemplated the universe extensively enough to commit hara kiri.

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Response to Why are you still alive? 2010-08-31 17:08:40 Reply

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The same thing we do every night Pinky.

TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD.

Why are you still alive?

This is the best thread ever.

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Response to Why are you still alive? 2010-08-31 17:08:48 Reply

I don't even know anymore.

w/e

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Response to Why are you still alive? 2010-08-31 17:13:02 Reply

Do it, you won't.

This is the best thread ever.

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Response to Why are you still alive? 2010-08-31 17:14:06 Reply

At 8/31/10 04:26 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote: things can always get better

lol jk, they only get worse

And out of the gloom a voice spoke unto me, "Smile and be happy, for things could be worse." So I smiled and was happy and behold, things did get worse.

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Response to Why are you still alive? 2010-08-31 17:15:12 Reply

I'm not sure, but this machine is monitoring just how alive I am.

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