Hilarious Adverts

[Sectus]

Hello everyone. I was recently watching T.V. and I've noticed some pretty suggestive and hilarious advertisements on, so I thought I would create one about them. The main purpose of the thread however, is to create your own odd or silly advertisement, while discussing real ones you have seen.

For example, this one is mine:

Do you often find yourself gagging?
Do you sometimes experience the lack of breath in your lungs after you eat?

You and others that experience this feeling are choking. Choking is proven by science to lead to death 90% of the time. To cure this problem, you might try chewing. Chewing has been proven to lead to surviving your lunchtime meal!

So join us, and chew your food TODAY!

[Jester]

"...blah blah blah extra thin condoms blah blah..."

[GeneralPlanet]

Here's mine:

Do you have little motivation?
Is your love life lacking?
Debt piling up?
Do you feel too depressed to go on?

Well no worries, you can solve all today, with Suicide (tm). Suicide (tm) will give you instant relief from all your daily problems and building stress.

So call your doctor and ask him if Suicide (tm) is right for you!

I'm a bad person.

[Neoncrotch]

My try:

Are you dumb?
Are you ugly?
Are you fat?
Are you lonely?
Why am I asking you all these questions?
It's not like every advertisement is like this, or is it?

Well, all that can change!.........

[SuspiciousPenguin]

Type old spice into youtube, come back 5 hours later enlightened.

[lux2000]

At 8/30/10 06:14 PM, SuspiciousPenguin wrote: Type old spice into youtube, come back 5 hours later enlightened.

anyone seen the bruce campbell old spice comercial??

[blamninja1]

HEAD ON
APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD

[Neoncrotch]

At 8/30/10 06:53 PM, blamninja1 wrote: HEAD ON
APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD

Head On
Apply directly to the forehead

[Sectus]

Do you often find yourself having trouble talking to girls?
Do you sometimes sweat when you see or hear a girl near?

You should try our new product, Grow-a-pair!

Simply apply the green liquid to your groin and you will grow some balls in 24 hours or we'll smack you in the mouth for complaining that it didn't work!

Call now!
1800-GO-EAT-ASS

[Eddmario]

Here you go

To bad this never aired...

[Sectus]

You guys would be surprised at the amount of Brazilian Advertisements that go unseen on youtube, you should look them up!

[cheese-man]

my personal favorite

[Sectus]

By far the best is the old spice body wash advertisements. They always seem to have something humorous just when you think that they have run out of material.