Has anyone tried these tummy little things. We don't really have many in America due to stupid fucking kids trying to eat the toy that comes inside and then soccer moms getting their pussy in a knot. They ruin everything.
My stepdad went to Germany because he builds cars for the Mercedes-Benz HQ in America and they picked him to go over there and learn how to build a new model. He brought home all sorts of candy (like 10 pounds when we weighed it) but these Kinder Eggs are by far the best.
It is a layer of milk chocolate wrapped around white chocolate in an egg shape. Inside the egg is a capsule that holds a little toy. These things are so fucking tasty. Must suck not you have any... you know... like you guys. *winning smile*
Look at this beast I found inside. What a gangsta.
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I bet you shove the toy up our ass you smug mother fucker.
They're everywhere in Canada. Dad used to buy me these all the time.
At 8/29/10 10:45 PM, Grimfenix wrote: A real Kinder Surprise would be my genitals.
With the white gooey stuff on the inside too!
At 8/29/10 10:46 PM, xenonmonkey wrote: CHOCADOOBY!
Preparing the night-light now. Thanks a lot, prick.
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shit..that brings me back when i was a kid..those were the days.
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At 8/29/10 10:46 PM, xenonmonkey wrote: CHOCADOOBY!
What the fuck did I just watch??????
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At 8/29/10 10:48 PM, Jackdabomb wrote:At 8/29/10 10:45 PM, Grimfenix wrote: A real Kinder Surprise would be my genitals.With the white gooey stuff on the inside too!
You know it lulul
My grandma used to bring me them from Germany!
i got over those...long ago (we have them at every wal-mart in canada)
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When I was up in Canada at the Montreal Meet-Up, Shawn was raving about these "Kinder Eggs". My interest was piqued, so I ventured with him to a local pharmacy and, sure enough, an entire case of Kinder Eggs waited in the candy section.
First, the chocolate is amazing. Milk Chocolate on the outside, White Chocolate on the inside.
Then, there is a little toy within the chocolate egg? Awesome. I collected like 17 toys in the 4 days I was in Canada.
Sadly, I blame Shawn for my current addiction to Kinder Eggs. I'm up to 30 eggs per day, I haven't slept in 4 weeks and I've resorted to hijacking shipments of Kinder Eggs before they make it into Canada, since they don't sell the delicious treat in America.
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At 8/29/10 10:43 PM, Cootie wrote: These things are so fucking tasty. Must suck not you have any... you know... like you guys. *winning smile*
Implying that an awesome english man like me can't just go to the store right now and buy as many as I desire. Feels good man.
When I lived in Tijuana I every time I went to blockbuster my dad bought me one of those, he also rented an N64 game for me.
Those were the days.
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I grew up in Germany so these things were everywhere. Honestly I didn't like the actual chocolate but the toys inside were the s**t for an 8 year old ^_^
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They were awesome in the 90s but nowadays they cost like $3 each and just have a crappy 9-piece jigsaw puzzle or something inside.
At 8/29/10 11:29 PM, HungarianSupermarket wrote: They were awesome in the 90s but nowadays they cost like $3 each and just have a crappy 9-piece jigsaw puzzle or something inside.
Didn't you see the picture of that awesome beaver I got inside of mine? I never have had them before now, but they do make me feel like a kid again. They are amazing :D
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I know what your talking about! I have an uncle that lives in Manheim Germany, and he sent a package of german chocolates over to us, there were even those eggs you mentioned and inside they would have random toys or little build yourself toys. If I can find a few of the toys lying around the house i'll get a picture for you yamor.
It still feels a bit odd to call you cootie so forgive me.
At 8/29/10 11:48 PM, Kanon wrote:
It still feels a bit odd to call you cootie so forgive me.
Who is Yamor? Does anybody know what this guy is talking about?
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At 8/29/10 11:51 PM, Cootie wrote:At 8/29/10 11:48 PM, Kanon wrote:Who is Yamor? Does anybody know what this guy is talking about?It still feels a bit odd to call you cootie so forgive me.
I see how you are.
At 8/29/10 10:43 PM, Cootie wrote: Has anyone tried these tummy little things. We don't really have many in America due to stupid fucking kids trying to eat the toy that comes inside and then soccer moms getting their pussy in a knot. They ruin everything.
The eggs are actually banned (illegal to sell) in the United States.
There is a food safety law on the books dating back to 1938 that states that non-food items cannot be enclosed within something sold as food. The ban was made official in 1997 with a "recall" on the imported eggs.
At 8/29/10 10:43 PM, Cootie wrote: Has anyone tried these tummy little things. We don't really have many in America due to stupid fucking kids trying to eat the toy that comes inside and then soccer moms getting their pussy in a knot. They ruin everything.
Those are probably the same pussies who took Micro Machines out of buisiness. Fuckers.
But yeah, this kind of reminds me of Wonder Balls.
Look at this beast I found inside. What a gangsta.
HELL YEAH motherfucker.
Also, you guys would not believe the laughs I got out of your discussion on the CHOCODOOBY link. Man, I saw that ad years ago and was going to post a link.
Fucking love you guys.
Lol American children really try to eat the toys? I mean the first time you try one of those things you at least have like a 0.00001% chance of eating it.
Oh, btw did anyone try those huge eggs? My teacher once had a friend that worked to make those eggs and apparently they made huge eggs for 5$ It was cool ;D
I had some mailed to me from a friend in Vienna.
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At 8/29/10 11:42 PM, Cootie wrote: Didn't you see the picture of that awesome beaver I got inside of mine? I never have had them before now, but they do make me feel like a kid again. They are amazing :D
Maybe Australia just got sent the boring ones.
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