Desk items. Use them.

[GypsyMagic]

I have Windex, 2 beer cans, a plastic cup, a CD, a phone, and my pet's cage.

Now. I could probably make something like a trophy, and shine it up. Or I could make an interesting looking small sword by cutting the cans and folding them.

What could you make with your desk items?

[Cordyceps]

Let's see...

A knife, twine, 400 sheets of lined paper, two cups, and my computer itself.

I would make cup-telephones with the twine and cups.

[Lintire]

Let's see - I've got a can of deodorant, some cans, a sketchbook, a tablet, some dvds, and a waterbottle.

I would make a Nuke.

[Luke]

Video game cases, satellite box, cans, deodorant, empty cigarette packs, bud buster, pipes, a pen, television (monitor), and that's about it...

[CoCo]

I have shitload of things. A phone, ipod, bunch of pens/pencils/markers, books, pictures, copy paper, stapler, sharpener, office supplies etc.

This all from my family comp.

[GenocidalTendencies]

Bubbles (shit to blow) two packs of unopened smokes, one hitter, big ass 7-11 cup, random pieces of broken up weed and a lighter.

[WeHaveFreshCookies]

I'm on a lap top. Cat+Genitals+Computer=????

[gatbusta32415]

alot of broken glass is all i could make

[Sinitech]

At 8/29/10 02:16 AM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: I'm on a lap top. Cat+Genitals+Computer=????

First result when I googled it.

[Jaspeer]

I have my macbook, my extra moniter, 8 empty cups, 2 newgrounds postcards. rubiks cube, stack of disks, glass trophy, Mudkip Poke'mon card, and Pencil holder... Thats it really

WTF, WHY IS THERE AN I.Q TEST ON MY DESK?

[sixflab]

I have a printer and some clothes. Doubt I can print anything on those clothes though.

[Dosensuppen]

A cup, a square plate, a I-have-no-idea, a mike holder, tissue paper, another cup, sunglasses, poptart wrapper, earphone, another poptart wrapper, more wrappers, another cup with a cup holder, a cheap wired phone, a hair brush, another cup with a cup holder, a dream catcher, a 360 controller, a pair of speakers, a keyboard, mouse and a computer monitor.

I shall build the Death Star!

[HazeStigma]

Since i have a lappytop and my bed kinda, going into a crevice my bedside table is on the other side of the room, But from here i can see,
My phone, 6 books of manga and my mp3 player.
I guess i use those when i want to.

But its kinda interesting what you find on peoples desks, you could visit somebody's house and point out something and be like "What the hell is that" and they don't even know themselves but it just started to live on their desk.
Maybe people should start making routinely clean ups to make everything spic and span.

[Gimmick]

Well....let's see..
I have on my desk:

> A couple of books
> A plastic eye which flashes different colors if it hits anything hard (good for intruders - i'd throw it at them and it'd glow, scaring the hell out of them :P)
> Some powder
> A can of cola (i don't know what it's doing there. It's past its expiry date -- I would've drank it, but I did that just when i bought it :D)
> Some deodorant
> Not a laptop -- It's portable, so it's never there
> Some hair oil in a plastic bottle
> Bubble wrap
> Some cotton
> A harry potter bookmark - I hate those, but they always end up there somehow
> A weighing scale
> I'm soon going to put a matchbox there.

Well, on the first day I got the plastic eye, I dropped it accidentally onto some petroleum (I didn't know it was there) and then I knew it could glow when it hit something. However, it has petroleum and it actually DIFFUSED into the eye, so it's slimy now. It's useless.

But, incase I had an enemy at hand and he was going to murder me, (I don't want to kill people but if they try to then I take the preemptive first and strike!) then you know...

Check the contents. Tell me if you know. Okay, I'll tell you.

A bottle of hair oil which is expired can be used as machine oil..

Or, the one I like better:

Bottle of hair oil with a small opening ( I could easily open it if it was too small ) + Cotton ( You know where this is going! ) + Matches from matchbox + My hands to throw bottle = Molotov Cocktail!!!!!

A molotov cocktail would be great, and I can make it! Woohoo!

Or, an even better one:

Deodorant + Fire from matches + Hands to throw deodorant with = Explosion!!!

And a makeshift hammer:

Take weighing scale and wham person on head with it.

Tell me if you can find more combinations with the above items =D

[peno1]

4 water bottles, tv remote, wallet, phone, 30 metre Ethernet cable, Nail clippers, 5 deodorant cans, 54 cassete tapes, pile of paper and some writing utensiles.

i would make a way that i would never have to leave my room for extended periods of time

[Makakaov]

Dictionary,
box with paper and 12 pens inside,
19 notebooks,
a calendar,
video camera manual,
2 sudoku books,
camera,
3 packs of CDs,
phone,
knife,
glue,
some spice from soup,
toothbrush,
box with rounds,
burned pencil,
broken pencil,
screw from my computer,
scissors,
soap in a box,
plasticine,
markers,
some plastic, paper, and such,
harmonica,
deodorant,
monitor, headphones, speakers, mic.

Damn, i could make a rifle out of that shit.

[ProffesorCrumpets]

My desk has nothing but this computer and a pile of paper.. paper hats anyone?

[Falonefal]

I have on my desk...
A box with Bass strings.
A telephone.
A box of pencils.
A Pringles "bottle"
A Hand-Trainer.
A PC-Mouse.
A Laptop.
A Videocamera.
Tissues.
A Wristband.
Some Starcraft 2 guest invites, and WarCraft invites.
A StarCraft 2 collectors box.
My earphones.
A cellphone.
A Jaw-harp.
A brush.
Some knight figurines.
A sock.
A Straw.
Some push-out letters.
A spoon.
A Harmonica.
A Danish coin.
A Les Claypool signed paper.
A Calculator.
A Lamp.
A Puzzle.
An English Pound.
Scissors.
An OV-chipcard.
Eurocents.
A Fake bottlecap opener.
Wires.

So, what can I NOT make with this shit?

[GypsyMagic]

At 8/29/10 02:28 AM, Esshole wrote:

I shall build the Death Star!

pssh, you need some plywood to cover that hole that's about a meter across. otherwise your deathstar shall ammount to nothing

[Tott]

I have a felt tip pen, a sewing needle and a piece of wood that looks like a flintlock pistol. Basically I've been throwing and catching the pen, pretending to shoot stuff and picking my teeth.

[1Tyla1]

Laptop, spider plushie, hairbrush, TV remote, Xbox remote, DVD remote, a reciept for Queensryche - Operation:Mindcrime...

I could make a twelve legged spider!

[MiroDK]

I don't know man, you tell me...

I could probably make a bomb or something out of all this junk.

[dicool27]

UMM

[Borozan]

Well, with a snickers bar, a bowl, and some Popsicle sticks, I would put the Popsicle sticks and snicker bars in my bowl, put the bowl in the sink, and throw the Popsicle sticks in the trash, but I guess that's just me.

[dicool27]

At 8/29/10 09:20 AM, dicool27 wrote: UMM

oops forgot the pic!

[Heretic-Anchorite]

At 8/29/10 02:00 AM, GypsyMagic wrote: I have Windex, 2 beer cans, a plastic cup, a CD, a phone, and my pet's cage.

Now. I could probably make something like a trophy, and shine it up. Or I could make an interesting looking small sword by cutting the cans and folding them.

What could you make with your desk items?

You couldn't make a sword without melting the cans down.

Also I use a laptop, I don't have a desk :(

[SuspiciousPenguin]

About 50p in small change, wallet, some plastic figures, ipod headphones, plastic glue, not counting all the shit behind my screens. Maybe some sort of effigy to plastic, headphones and coca-cola.

[Archawn]

Let's see here: A box of Kleenex, a clay turtle, two flashlights, a two-dollar bill, a knife, some Newgrounds stickers, and some glue.

I would construct a house for the clay turtle out of the Kleenex box, then give him a few "lamps" using the flashlights. I would then plaster the box with the stickers. To add functionality to the house, I'd cut out windows and doors using the knife. I would then use the two-dollar bill to hire a prostitute.

You don't want to know what I'm going to do with the glue.

[Lost-Chances]

I rubbed the plate and phone-book together to create a gun.

[MarutaAdrian]

I have my phone , my wallet , some pictures and that's it .. i like to keep things clean XD