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"If you let instant Noodles soak long enough, they taste more filling!"

why can't we all just get a bong?

Brick killed a guy...

with a trident

"Revive me!"
*teammate like two feet away about to revive me*
*Locust jumps out of nowhere and stomps on face*
"Oh shi-"

"Got shot, need to goto a hospital." to the person closest to me.

"Call my n*gga, Chic. Tell him that my will is weak. I'm sick of n*ggas lyin', I'm sick of bitches hawkin', matter of fact, I'm sick of talkin'."

Bad-ass song.

"I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE."

At 8/28/10 06:23 PM, sweet21 wrote: "Revive me!"
*teammate like two feet away about to revive me*
*Locust jumps out of nowhere and stomps on face*
"Oh shi-"

Damn, you have no idea how much I hate that. It happens a lot more than one would think.

... Amberlamps..

Fuck you only noobs camp...

auto-life!

"Apply a damn tourniquet for me. The blood is staining the carpet."

Oh wait, that's two sentences...

Fuck.. i so wish i was Hindu... *Dies*

Shit! I can't die i haven't had sex yet!

It would be something like... "OH JESUS CHRIST I JUST GOT SHOT BY A GUN FFFUUUUUUUU--"

At 8/28/10 06:53 PM, Smorsh wrote: ... Amberlamps..

hahahaha

At 8/28/10 12:41 PM, 3dog14 wrote: And you were gushing torrents of blood.. and you had enough energy to say 1 sentence.. what would it be?

"Sayonara, bastard"

I'd say something really sappy to make them regret what they did.

"F-f-fuck da pohleese."

At 8/28/10 12:41 PM, 3dog14 wrote: And you were gushing torrents of blood.. and you had enough energy to say 1 sentence..

"This is what I'm going to do; I'm gonna keep talking yet end all my sentences with a semi-colon; that way I can live forever beings that I never truly end a sentence; see how smart I am; even though it's incorrect I'm still doing it; hurhur; take that Grim Reaper; yeah you wish you could kill me; maybe I should go home and watch the new Futurama. Oh shit, was that a peri-"

At 8/28/10 02:12 PM, psychicpebble wrote: Now you can't know that the gold is hidden in....

I lol'ed

At 8/28/10 12:47 PM, SomaGuye wrote: I wouldn't waste my energy on a sentence, I would be busy trying to stop the flow of blood because I will fight tooth and nail to stay alive.

I'm sticking with this guy though, he's a fighter

You know what? You are FAT!

I would say

"B...R...B.."
Or
" I just...Caaaaaaa-mmmee uhhh"
or
"Buy..My..Product"
Or
"FORSPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Goddammit Leeroy, Goddammit.

Or:

With your bitch slap rappin' and your cocaine tongue you get nothin' done

I will give you a funny pic for reference identification on the bottom quote

That's not funny... at all.

But wait! There's more!

No, Dad, no!