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I took a big shit in the toilet, And it was a big shit, It was half black/brown and half green, The first majority was hard, And I had to push quite a load of strength to push it out
Once it started going there was no going back!, It slid out so fast!, And It felt so damn good, But only for a tiny moment, After about 5 seconds of enjoying my freshly laid poop, My ass started to burn, Not the kind of burn when you eat a hundred fiery pounds of salsa, But the kind where you think your ass is bleeding and was ripping to shreds by the one guy Mr.c, Who might I had has a very large rectum opener, Whew, Bad day
Anyways, This shit just plowed through my ass hole, And killed my rectum starfish, It took awhile and it has subsided slightly, But I have to clean my starfish quite often as it is bleeding painfully.
I hope the pain ends quite soon, I don't want to be put into the ER again for my chocolate starfish.
Does NG have anything to aid my rectum?, Has anyone had a similar situation with their starfishes?
Hot oil will do the trick.
Might sting at first.
Fear Me! "You are a government organization designed to monitor the NG BBS. you hide behind your smiles but there is something very sinister about you, oh yes." - DragonFyre9
Usually sticking your own head into your ass helps it a bit.
You probably just overstretched your sphincter, the pain should go away naturally in about 5 minutes.
At 8/28/10 06:18 AM, NiNjabaNaNa wrote: Pics or it didn't happen!
But that's against forum rules!, You are a naughty user!.
But kinky, :).
If you want to see it you will have to come here!, :)
At 8/28/10 06:36 AM, Callum123456 wrote:At 8/28/10 06:13 AM, Falonefal wrote: One Word:That's two words.
But if it was one word it would just be lube, Which would technically have solved my problem, Right?
Now, what I would recommend is eating a whole lot of fibrous substances, then taking the most absolute huge shit you could possibly think of - just to even out the pain. Afterwards, go out and buy a Justin Bieber album, then sit in a dark corner, relax as the sloppy ear-rape begins - more pain up top, means less pain down the bottom, right?
As a sort of aftermeal, shove a rabid racoon into your abdomen and sit back as the magic begins!
At 8/28/10 07:58 AM, killerjeff wrote: Learn to wipe.
Back to front? Front to back? Side to side? Standing up, or sitting down?