I took a big shit in the toilet, And it was a big shit, It was half black/brown and half green, The first majority was hard, And I had to push quite a load of strength to push it out
Once it started going there was no going back!, It slid out so fast!, And It felt so damn good, But only for a tiny moment, After about 5 seconds of enjoying my freshly laid poop, My ass started to burn, Not the kind of burn when you eat a hundred fiery pounds of salsa, But the kind where you think your ass is bleeding and was ripping to shreds by the one guy Mr.c, Who might I had has a very large rectum opener, Whew, Bad day
Anyways, This shit just plowed through my ass hole, And killed my rectum starfish, It took awhile and it has subsided slightly, But I have to clean my starfish quite often as it is bleeding painfully.
I hope the pain ends quite soon, I don't want to be put into the ER again for my chocolate starfish.
Does NG have anything to aid my rectum?, Has anyone had a similar situation with their starfishes?