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The Earth is 4,000 years old... 2010-08-28 02:42:41 Reply

So, I was reading my Student Bible. And I came across this nifty piece of information.

The Earth seems to only be 4,000 years old. So, it seems to me that the Earth actually came about millions of years after dinosaurs came to be. The Earth was made around the same time the Xia Dynasty of China was established. Hmmm, who would have known?

it does say "before 4000" but on the next page in insures that it is a very close guess.

The Earth is 4,000 years old...


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Response to The Earth is 4,000 years old... 2010-08-28 02:44:41 Reply

Why were you reading a student bible anyway?

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Response to The Earth is 4,000 years old... 2010-08-28 02:45:15 Reply

Congratulations, you disproved Christianity! You're so smart.

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Response to The Earth is 4,000 years old... 2010-08-28 02:46:04 Reply

At 8/28/10 02:44 AM, Ptero wrote: Why were you reading a student bible anyway?

My homeschool requires that I do such a thing. I get a credit for it and it is pretty easy so I choose not to complain about it. But, once I read that thing about when the Earth was made I groaned and rolled my eyes.


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Response to The Earth is 4,000 years old... 2010-08-28 02:46:12 Reply

So the dinosaurs just kinda floated about? What about the Chinese? Is that how they pulled off those sick kicks and flips?


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Response to The Earth is 4,000 years old... 2010-08-28 02:46:28 Reply

That wacky god. I love reading about him and his antics.

The Earth is 4,000 years old...


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Response to The Earth is 4,000 years old... 2010-08-28 02:47:14 Reply

But Wikipedia told me the earth is at least 12,000 years old.


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Response to The Earth is 4,000 years old... 2010-08-28 02:47:58 Reply

And not a single fuck was given that day


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Response to The Earth is 4,000 years old... 2010-08-28 02:49:19 Reply

Ah Christianity, your so broken.


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Response to The Earth is 4,000 years old... 2010-08-28 02:49:22 Reply

No the world is 157 years old and it doesn't age.


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Response to The Earth is 4,000 years old... 2010-08-28 02:49:31 Reply

At 8/28/10 02:47 AM, sven647 wrote: And not a single fuck was given that day

So much fuck was not given that he felt compared to post here. Wait, isn't that highly illogical?


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Response to The Earth is 4,000 years old... 2010-08-28 02:51:11 Reply

At 8/28/10 02:46 AM, FatJoe214 wrote: So the dinosaurs just kinda floated about?

Dinosaurs were obviously space creatures who were compacted in the specific rocks God used to create the Earth a few million years before he decided to do so, obviously. I mean, read a bible...

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Response to The Earth is 4,000 years old... 2010-08-28 02:53:03 Reply

I think we can all agree on one thing: Jesus was a Chinese dinosaur in space.

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Response to The Earth is 4,000 years old... 2010-08-28 02:54:32 Reply

Didn't you admit to being an atheist, Cootie?


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Response to The Earth is 4,000 years old... 2010-08-28 02:54:39 Reply

At 8/28/10 02:53 AM, Ptero wrote: I think we can all agree on one thing: Jesus was a Chinese dinosaur in space.

There is no arguing that logic.


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Response to The Earth is 4,000 years old... 2010-08-28 02:56:01 Reply

At 8/28/10 02:54 AM, Jedi-Master wrote: Didn't you admit to being an atheist, Cootie?

I indeed am. That is why I pointed this out for all to see and said it was total bull instead of just going, "Well... you know... he is GOD after all. Herp derp kaperp" You see?


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Response to The Earth is 4,000 years old... 2010-08-28 02:57:04 Reply

At 8/28/10 02:56 AM, Cootie wrote:
At 8/28/10 02:54 AM, Jedi-Master wrote: Didn't you admit to being an atheist, Cootie?
I indeed am. That is why I pointed this out for all to see and said it was total bull instead of just going, "Well... you know... he is GOD after all. Herp derp kaperp" You see?

Oh I see what you did there. :P


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Response to The Earth is 4,000 years old... 2010-08-28 02:59:24 Reply

If god isn't real then why are you here?

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Response to The Earth is 4,000 years old... 2010-08-28 03:00:15 Reply

At 8/28/10 02:59 AM, sven647 wrote: If god isn't real then why are you here?

If God is real, how is he there?

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Response to The Earth is 4,000 years old... 2010-08-28 03:01:10 Reply

ha ha stupid religious people

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Response to The Earth is 4,000 years old... 2010-08-28 03:03:06 Reply

At 8/28/10 02:59 AM, sven647 wrote: If god isn't real then why are you here?

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If god was real then WHERE THE FUCK IS HE? SHOW YOUR FACE YOU FUCKING COWARD!!!!!!!!!!1111oneone!!


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Response to The Earth is 4,000 years old... 2010-08-28 03:03:43 Reply

I've also heard 6000. Those silly Christians. I do believe in god, but I think the earth is older then scientists think it is.

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Response to The Earth is 4,000 years old... 2010-08-28 03:05:21 Reply

First time I have ever book marked a NG thread :D

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Response to The Earth is 4,000 years old... 2010-08-28 03:05:37 Reply

Christianity is...wrong?
Someone contact the President.


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Response to The Earth is 4,000 years old... 2010-08-28 03:08:20 Reply

At 8/28/10 03:05 AM, Cericon wrote: Christianity is...wrong?
Someone contact the President.

He's not taking the news very well.

The Earth is 4,000 years old...

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Response to The Earth is 4,000 years old... 2010-08-28 03:08:58 Reply

At 8/28/10 03:03 AM, TimeBender wrote: I've also heard 6000. Those silly Christians. I do believe in god, but I think the earth is older then scientists think it is.

The top of the page says "BC", so It probably means 4,000 BC with our 2,010 AD, or ~6,000

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Response to The Earth is 4,000 years old... 2010-08-28 03:09:40 Reply

At 8/28/10 03:08 AM, Ptero wrote:
At 8/28/10 03:05 AM, Cericon wrote: Christianity is...wrong?
Someone contact the President.
He's not taking the news very well.

hey what happened with him being Muslim?

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Response to The Earth is 4,000 years old... 2010-08-28 03:12:04 Reply

But I thought it was only the "big mean communist-atheist" creating biased education.

Do they teach anything but this dogmatic crap?


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Response to The Earth is 4,000 years old... 2010-08-28 03:21:00 Reply

Actually, most biblical scholars believe that the earth is 6,000 - 7,000 years old.


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Response to The Earth is 4,000 years old... 2010-08-28 03:27:55 Reply

At 8/28/10 03:03 AM, TimeBender wrote: I think the earth is older then scientists think it is.

i don't wanna talk to no scientist, yall motherfuckas lyin an getting me pissed

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