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I steal keys, and i usually tell people before they give them to me to watch me because i'm so used to taking my car keys and stuffing them into my bag - so i do it even if i get to drive someone else's car, boat or airplane XD

Also, pens and pencils - sometime ago me and a friend used to just put the pens into our own bags, since we sat at the same place in school and it didn't really matter if i took hers or she took mine, we could get them the next day anyway... 10 yrs later i still have to watch myself to actually return pens to people and not just keep them - if someone said he lost a pen i always offer for him to look into my bag, since it could usually be found there, and i wouldn't even know i took it^^

I keep headphones on all the time, they help with the noise even with no music on, so i always assume i'm tied to the desk i'm sitting at (they are usually plugged into my computer).

I subconsciously use shortcuts (like ctrl+f, ctrl+s), and it doesn't stop me even if im using paper when i need to use them^^

At 8/27/10 01:42 AM, Gulible wrote: I occasionally play with my luscious hair in almost any occasion. I usually do so in class or while i'm having a conversation with someone.

I do that a lot too, bro. No worries.

I bite the inside of my mouth when I'm nervous or hungry

For many years when I was a child and teenager my parents would point out to me that I was silently rocking back and forth like some kind of traumatised orphan.

Also I used to make this weird "gggrrrrmmmmmmm" noise as I was eating.

A couple times I've woken up naked with blood on my hands (not mine) with absolutely no memory of the last 9 hours. Does that count?

At 8/27/10 04:49 AM, sgtstreb wrote: A couple times I've woken up naked with blood on my hands (not mine) with absolutely no memory of the last 9 hours. Does that count?

Nope, that's called murder.

At 8/26/10 10:57 PM, CapnTater wrote: I turn my alarm clock off subconsciously without waking up.

This... It's so annoying. So I put on my snooze button. And I end up waking up like 20 minutes later anyways. And then I have to really rush to school. And once I even managed to turn off my alarm clock while sleeping. I was 100% sure that I set my alarm before I went to sleep and I end up waking up like 2 hours later than I should. But now I've started putting my alarm clock on the other side of my room. It's really fucking annoying, but it works.

I breathe subconsciously. Everybody else breathes manually

At least you do now

I bite the inside of my cheeks when I'm bored.

Happens a lot.

Put cheese and lettuce on peoples sandwhiches at work. Its just habit!