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Pretty Patties are real? 2010-08-26 07:42:41 Reply

I clicked on the ad and it brought me to some website about "Deal of the Day" or whatever. It must be a glitch of some kind with adsense because it doesn't look like the kind of website that deals in pretty patties.

I always heard that if you can deal with the side-effects like glowing tongues and polkadotted thighs, then they're definitely worth trying. Kind of like cocaine and alcohol, just that they taste better.

Pretty Patties are real?


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Response to Pretty Patties are real? 2010-08-26 07:43:40 Reply

Holy shit they have them in PINK!!!!!1


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Response to Pretty Patties are real? 2010-08-26 07:56:20 Reply

its patties only better


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Response to Pretty Patties are real? 2010-08-26 07:57:12 Reply

I would buy the blue one.


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Response to Pretty Patties are real? 2010-08-26 08:59:21 Reply

At 8/26/10 07:43 AM, NoxDexus wrote: Holy shit they have them in PINK!!!!!1

and up to 90% off asjkl;faskldjfa;slkdjfasdfa


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Response to Pretty Patties are real? 2010-08-26 09:02:23 Reply

But there's no plaid one. Only full colors. :(


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Response to Pretty Patties are real? 2010-08-26 09:06:53 Reply

holy shit i want some of those but in a way they kinda look gross


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Response to Pretty Patties are real? 2010-08-26 09:07:36 Reply

Those are Macarons...


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Response to Pretty Patties are real? 2010-08-26 09:09:37 Reply

What is that? That thing is green! HAHA.GREEN!

LE GASP!

IS THAT PURPLE? PURPLE. IS MY FAVORITE COLOR.

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Response to Pretty Patties are real? 2010-08-26 09:11:28 Reply

At 8/26/10 09:07 AM, Dapper wrote: Those are Macarons...

Finally! Somebody that knows!
I was about to lose faith in the world there.

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Response to Pretty Patties are real? 2010-08-26 09:12:26 Reply

At 8/26/10 07:43 AM, NoxDexus wrote: Holy shit they have them in PINK!!!!!1

I'm quoting this post because this is exactly what I was thinking<3


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Response to Pretty Patties are real? 2010-08-26 09:17:08 Reply

At 8/26/10 09:07 AM, Dapper wrote: Those are Macarons...

Macarron Chacarron?


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Response to Pretty Patties are real? 2010-08-26 09:18:57 Reply

At 8/26/10 09:11 AM, HazeStigma wrote:
At 8/26/10 09:07 AM, Dapper wrote: Those are Macarons...
Finally! Somebody that knows!
I was about to lose faith in the world there.

Look at me I'm retarded! I grew up calling Pretty Patties macarons because I'm retarded adlfjasdlkfasdf

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Response to Pretty Patties are real? 2010-08-26 09:25:53 Reply

Purple is my favorite color!


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Response to Pretty Patties are real? 2010-08-26 09:44:17 Reply

I think i've seen it before but never payed much attention to it.

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Response to Pretty Patties are real? 2010-08-26 09:47:12 Reply

Relevant:

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Response to Pretty Patties are real? 2010-08-26 10:07:51 Reply

Hey! That thing's GREEN! AHAHAHAHA! Hey, is that one purple? Purple is my favorite color! Hey! This ain't half bad! Hey, world! "Pretty Patties" is the best idea ever!

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Response to Pretty Patties are real? 2010-08-26 10:12:15 Reply

"Is that purple"? "Purple is my favorite color".


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Response to Pretty Patties are real? 2010-08-26 10:47:15 Reply

I wonder if that food coloring changes the flavor in any way?


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Response to Pretty Patties are real? 2010-08-26 10:53:28 Reply

They are probably candy. I highly doubt that anyone would make full-size burgers with all that food coloring in them or whatever it is in Spongebob they used to make those things. Hopefully, they would not have those color changing effects on our bodies, but then again we are not fish or any kind of aquatic life, so maybe we would simply be immune to them. I can not wait for them to work on a real krabby patty, whatever they are made of.


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Response to Pretty Patties are real? 2010-08-26 11:00:02 Reply

At 8/26/10 09:47 AM, Sh0T-D0wN wrote: Relevant:

Are they also flavor coordinated as they are color coordinated? Like purple tastes like....purple kool-aide and what not?

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Response to Pretty Patties are real? 2010-08-26 11:27:33 Reply

Now we just need bow tie fries and sequined milkshakes.

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Response to Pretty Patties are real? 2010-08-26 11:29:40 Reply

That's one's green! HAHAHAHA Green!

Hey wait is that purple? Purple is my FAVORITE color!


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Response to Pretty Patties are real? 2010-08-26 11:35:58 Reply

At 8/26/10 09:18 AM, arcansi wrote: Look at me I'm retarded! I grew up calling Pretty Patties macarons because I'm retarded adlfjasdlkfasdf

Lol, the irony in what you just said.


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Response to Pretty Patties are real? 2010-08-26 11:38:44 Reply

Actually these are!

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Response to Pretty Patties are real? 2010-08-26 11:41:57 Reply

Is food coloring safe to consume in large quantities? I really wanna make some pretty patties now.


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Response to Pretty Patties are real? 2010-08-26 12:13:40 Reply

Wonder how they taste.


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Response to Pretty Patties are real? 2010-08-26 13:09:31 Reply

At 8/26/10 09:11 AM, HazeStigma wrote:
At 8/26/10 09:07 AM, Dapper wrote: Those are Macarons...
Finally! Somebody that knows!
I was about to lose faith in the world there.

I lose faith in the world everytime you post.

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Response to Pretty Patties are real? 2010-08-26 14:27:28 Reply

Those look like cake...

No matter, they sure look tasty.


You know what would be really neat? These things actually being noticeable.

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Response to Pretty Patties are real? 2010-08-26 14:30:04 Reply

they kinda look like hostess snowballs...