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Tykwa
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I need an SO. 2010-08-24 20:54:05 Reply

I'm so goddamn amazing, I have a job, I'm awesome, I'm loving, Nice, Caring, Etc.

Everything.

But i'm a fat ass.
Not Morbid, But overweight.

that means I can't get a girlfriend.
What's worse is all those girls who go for the hot guys, And then turn lesbian, Never knowing I existed, Because I was fat.

For serious.

Anyone else have a fat problem with females?

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Response to I need an SO. 2010-08-24 20:58:02 Reply

There are some hot fat chicks... but they're as rare as blood diamonds...

and those things are FUCKIN rare..

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Response to I need an SO. 2010-08-24 20:58:31 Reply

If all your fancy diet plans have got your head a swimming.
And everything you eat must be approved by Richard Simmons.
Stop eating that birdseed, friend, cause what you really need is
a procedure guaranteed not to impede your need to feed.


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Response to I need an SO. 2010-08-24 21:02:50 Reply

At 8/24/10 08:54 PM, Tykwa wrote: I'm so goddamn amazing, I have a job, I'm awesome, I'm loving, Nice, Caring, Etc.

looks like you have the mindset of a 12 year old too

i'm sure girls love that


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Response to I need an SO. 2010-08-24 21:04:11 Reply

I like most fat chicks, but that's mostly because I'm a chubby chaser.

More cushion for the pushin, amirite?

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Response to I need an SO. 2010-08-24 21:05:00 Reply

I actually made a thread about how you can lose fat very quickly !
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1192 133/2

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Response to I need an SO. 2010-08-24 21:12:59 Reply

SO?

I'd tell you what SO means, but I can't, there some fucking rules out there watching my ass, and if i say it, I'll get hurt, in the ass.


Yeah, right.

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Response to I need an SO. 2010-08-24 21:17:00 Reply

"Be yourself man, be proud of who you are..."
-Beautiful Eminem


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