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I'm so goddamn amazing, I have a job, I'm awesome, I'm loving, Nice, Caring, Etc.
But i'm a fat ass.
Not Morbid, But overweight.
that means I can't get a girlfriend.
What's worse is all those girls who go for the hot guys, And then turn lesbian, Never knowing I existed, Because I was fat.
Anyone else have a fat problem with females?
If all your fancy diet plans have got your head a swimming.
And everything you eat must be approved by Richard Simmons.
Stop eating that birdseed, friend, cause what you really need is
a procedure guaranteed not to impede your need to feed.
I'd tell you what SO means, but I can't, there some fucking rules out there watching my ass, and if i say it, I'll get hurt, in the ass.
"Be yourself man, be proud of who you are..."
Why are the news stories repeated? Can't they be calles Olds???