I'm so goddamn amazing, I have a job, I'm awesome, I'm loving, Nice, Caring, Etc.
Everything.
But i'm a fat ass.
Not Morbid, But overweight.
that means I can't get a girlfriend.
What's worse is all those girls who go for the hot guys, And then turn lesbian, Never knowing I existed, Because I was fat.
For serious.
Anyone else have a fat problem with females?
There are some hot fat chicks... but they're as rare as blood diamonds...
and those things are FUCKIN rare..
If all your fancy diet plans have got your head a swimming.
And everything you eat must be approved by Richard Simmons.
Stop eating that birdseed, friend, cause what you really need is
a procedure guaranteed not to impede your need to feed.
RubberJournal: READY DOESN'T EVEN BEGIN TO DESCRIBE IT!
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I like most fat chicks, but that's mostly because I'm a chubby chaser.
More cushion for the pushin, amirite?
I actually made a thread about how you can lose fat very quickly !
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1192 133/2
SO?
I'd tell you what SO means, but I can't, there some fucking rules out there watching my ass, and if i say it, I'll get hurt, in the ass.
"Be yourself man, be proud of who you are..."
-Beautiful Eminem
Why are the news stories repeated? Can't they be calles Olds???
