If Newgrounds became a person...

[Light]

What would he do first? Let's face it, it has to be a dude...

[Yukin]

At 8/19/10 10:48 PM, Jedi-Master wrote: What would he do first?

Cock Joke

[Neoncrotch]

At 8/19/10 10:51 PM, Yukin wrote:

At 8/19/10 10:48 PM, Jedi-Master wrote: What would he do first?

Cock Joke

Cock Joke

[Bassanova-001]

At 8/19/10 10:51 PM, Yukin wrote:

At 8/19/10 10:48 PM, Jedi-Master wrote: What would he do first?

Cock Joke

Drop the soap refrence.

[underandover]

At 8/19/10 10:53 PM, Neoncouch wrote:

At 8/19/10 10:51 PM, Yukin wrote:

At 8/19/10 10:48 PM, Jedi-Master wrote: What would he do first?

Cock Joke

Cock Joke

Jock Coke

[Oolaph]

At 8/19/10 10:53 PM, Neoncouch wrote:

Cock Joke

Cock Joke

Cock Joke?

[ghostxero]

most likely go on a celebrity rape spree....starting will all the youngest celebs, justin bieber comes to mind.....

[biohasard]

it would obviously be a horny 13 year old, So

Cock Joke.

[DevourerJay]

It would become a career rapist

[nakedxbabe]

At 8/19/10 10:48 PM, Jedi-Master wrote: What would he do first? Let's face it, it has to be a dude...

no i'm pretty sure newgrounds gets moody and gets hormonal and gets horny all the time so it has to be a girl.

we all know when newgrounds gets her period!

[TheBlueRaven]

he would be ace at fellatio

[AtomicD00M]

He will look like this,
Dam fucking sexy.

[Yrtnej]

Well, he could have a corner office at his job.

Or, he could be on a corner, giving a job, with an orifice.

[someone-else]

He'd go turn on his computer and make flash movies.

[Luke]

Masturbate...

[Timex247]

Draw anime, kill thousands of dudes with a cross as a face, masturbate to hentai, make cock jokes, be drunk, wish he had starcraft sprites. Never get laid expect for another 14 years.

[LocoJoe]

Sorry this had to be done.

[Dosensuppen]

One of four things.
1. Watch a flash.
2. Make a flash.
3. Masturbate.
4. Cock joke.

[crazygiraffe]

Destroy the childhoods of thousands of children.

[Wagggs]

It would be hard to determine what Newgrounds would do first. However, we can assume that Newgrounds would be nude 98% of it's existence. 78% of its existence will devoted to fapping - constant fapping. The remaining 22% of time will be broken into buying tissues, creating flash movies, flash games, art, and random bits of audio. Despite devoting a small percent of its life to these activities, Newgrounds will make hundreds of thousands of flashes; however, only 5 of them will be good.

[jonisafreak3]

If newgrounds was a person it would look something like this...

[Luis]

I think the first thing he'd do is goto the mature section of himself.

[Lintire]

I'd buy him a drink for being awesome and wish him a good one.
Other then that, I'd just rock myself to sleep in a corner for not having my favourite flash site D:

[Neoncrotch]

At 8/20/10 09:12 AM, Luis wrote: I think the first thing he'd do is goto the mature section of himself.

And he'll probably never goto the Help/FAQ section of himself.

[gf2tw]

probably be that weird anti-social guy in the class you joke about, about him taking a gun to school and shoot everyone.

[SteelChair]

Suck six dirty dicks in a row.

Cock Joke.

[mattuiop]

this is what 4chan would look like if he was a person.

[mattuiop]

At 8/19/10 10:54 PM, underandover wrote:

At 8/19/10 10:53 PM, Neoncouch wrote:

At 8/19/10 10:51 PM, Yukin wrote:

At 8/19/10 10:48 PM, Jedi-Master wrote: What would he do first?

Cock Joke

Cock Joke

Jock Coke

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!

[Neoncrotch]

At 8/20/10 09:23 AM, mattuiop wrote:

At 8/19/10 10:54 PM, underandover wrote:

At 8/19/10 10:53 PM, Neoncouch wrote:

At 8/19/10 10:51 PM, Yukin wrote:

At 8/19/10 10:48 PM, Jedi-Master wrote: What would he do first?

Cock Joke

Cock Joke

Jock Coke

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!

P-P-P-PENIS BREAKER!!!

[lotsofpain]

he would finaly kill himself to get rid of all of us. wee