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Quickly someone shoot me. I can't do it myself because you can tell from the angle.

At 8/19/10 11:01 PM, FBIpolux wrote: j/k <3 u jade kekekekek ^^

hahahah hemmoroids.

I'm telling Lani.

Do you prefer to work at a Hospital or Nursing home? Those old people can be really funny sometimes.

Halp. My penis is growing so large that it is making it hard to walk. Kiss it better? :3

At 8/19/10 10:36 PM, Yudios wrote: Stick your fingers up my ass jade, wiggle it around and tickle my prostate.

Sounds good in theory, but Jade's got fingers like plump Hillshire Farms Knockwursts. They're not for those unfamiliar to ass-play. Don't ask how I know this.

Holy shit Jade, I haven't seen you on in forever. I guess that's what you were busy with, huh? Welcome back.

I think.

At 8/19/10 11:11 PM, razorbladesigh wrote: Do you prefer to work at a Hospital or Nursing home? Those old people can be really funny sometimes.

I did my practicum at an old folk's home.

They seriously can be amazingly hilarious or downright depressing.

i wanna die before i go to nursing home

At 8/19/10 11:39 PM, DevourerJay wrote: i wanna die before i go to nursing home

Me too. That was pretty much the only other realization that came out of that whole 7 weeks there besides the fact that I know i can do this shit.

At 8/19/10 11:38 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote:

At 8/19/10 11:11 PM, razorbladesigh wrote: Do you prefer to work at a Hospital or Nursing home? Those old people can be really funny sometimes.

I did my practicum at an old folk's home.

They seriously can be amazingly hilarious or downright depressing.

At our rest home we don't got many sad cases or grumpy ones. We had one,(who passed away) who had a slot machine in her room. Another is always asking how big my feet are, and I tell her size 24. I always get the same response: That's a load of shit, and you know it.

Congratz!

But why do you have scissors out- OH GOD NOT THERE!

inb4rape.

stop gnoming

*Turns head and coughs*

At 8/19/10 11:43 PM, Jackotrades wrote: Congratz!
But why do you have scissors out- OH GOD NOT THERE!

best response... you win the night award :D

At 8/19/10 10:15 PM, Ptero wrote: I've had an erection for over four hours. I think I need some... medical assistance.

Seems like you have a priapism a condition where you have an erection for waaaayyy too long (har har) I suggest seeing Gregory House

Remember, you touched an old dude's dick

Can you check my temperature please? I think I'm getting a fever...

I, uh, have lost feeling in my genitals, can you hep?

No! Stay away from her! She'll take you to a bad place and they'll all abuse you!

Nnnooooo!!!

I see where this is going.

So how big has your dick gotton?

At 8/20/10 06:02 AM, GenocidalTendencies wrote: I see where this is going.

I see it too.

Well, Jade, you're now a nurse, and female to boot. Justify our sexual fantasies, Jade, justify them SOOO FUUUCKIIIING HAAAAAARD.

I had to. Congratulations on achieving something with your life ;)

my genitals are for myself only.

Hey Now! That's not your finger!

I'd rather nurse Joy from Pokemans.

At 8/20/10 06:01 AM, HazeStigma wrote: No! Stay away from her! She'll take you to a bad place and they'll all abuse you!

Nnnooooo!!!

haze...she wont rape you.. YET

Hey hun... i got these two lumps here... *points* and this thing keeps getting bigger and bigger the longer i look at you... check them out please?

At 8/20/10 06:57 PM, DevourerJay wrote: Hey hun... i got these two lumps here... *points* and this thing keeps getting bigger and bigger the longer i look at you... check them out please?

I'll give you some oral care, followed by a good, thorough, gentle touching exam, then I'll have to put it into this special warm envelope.

Quick pop quiz.

Suppose I ate some weird tasting food from my fridge and 3 hours later I get a sudden case of severe belly ache. I don't feel just sick, but my torso feels like being on fire. Aside from calling the doctor, what can I do?