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10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. Aug. 18th, 2010 @ 05:37 PM Reply

Can you name 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan? It may sound easy, but it's much more difficult than you'd think!

I'll go first:

1. Toothpaste
2. Pizza
3. Lamps
4. Jackie Chan - FUUUUCK

Dammit, it's difficult.

Go ahead, give it a whirl!

10 things that aren't Jackie Chan.


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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. Aug. 18th, 2010 @ 05:39 PM Reply

1. A drum
2. Glass
3. Paper
4. Computer
5. Wallet
6. Television
7. Bruce Lee
8. Tony Jaa
9. Jackie ChFUCK IT.

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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. Aug. 18th, 2010 @ 05:42 PM Reply

1. Pokemon
2. Females
3. Pizza
4. Babies
5. Anal Porno Tapes
6. Lube
7. Deodorant
8. Cocoa Butter Lotion
9. Xbox360
10. Jacki-
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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. Aug. 18th, 2010 @ 05:42 PM Reply

1. Kebab
2. Microphones
3. Windows
4. Mushrooms
5. Batteries
6. Chickenroll kebab
7. Fish...
DAMN! So close and then I remembered fishes are now part of Jackie Chan's private army!


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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. Aug. 18th, 2010 @ 05:42 PM Reply

Darn, uhm.
1: Skulls.
2: The moon
3: Night skies
4: Icicles
5: Icecream
6: Jackie cha- OH GOD DAMN IT!


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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. Aug. 18th, 2010 @ 05:43 PM Reply

I was going to go along with this but then I realized it was a troll thread, nothing isn't Jackie Chan, that's the catch.

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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. Aug. 18th, 2010 @ 05:43 PM Reply

1. Chicken Tenders
2. Jet Li.
3. Jackie C- FUUUUU.

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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. Aug. 18th, 2010 @ 05:44 PM Reply

At 8/18/10 05:43 PM, MichaelAshcart wrote: I was going to go along with this but then I realized it was a troll thread, nothing isn't Jackie Chan, that's the catch.

If this is a troll thread, you are belong here. So go on.


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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. Aug. 18th, 2010 @ 05:44 PM Reply

1. a keyboard
2. an empty bottle
3. a nailclipper
4. chineFFFFUUUUUUUUU

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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. Aug. 18th, 2010 @ 05:44 PM Reply

Jackie Chan isn't Jackie Chan.

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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. Aug. 18th, 2010 @ 05:45 PM Reply

1.Cheese
2.House
3.Capitalist
4.Jacki-
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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. Aug. 18th, 2010 @ 05:45 PM Reply

1 - Jackie Cha- FUCK THIS.


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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. Aug. 18th, 2010 @ 05:46 PM Reply

1. Lasers.
2. Nachos.
3. Hospitals.
4. Corpses.
5. Old men.
6. Video games.
7. Sewage.
8. Radioactive materials.
9. Jackie Chan! OH FUCKKK

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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. Aug. 18th, 2010 @ 05:49 PM Reply

1. Your mother
2. My mother
3. His mother
4. Her mother
5. Their mother
6. Its mother
7. The mother
8. Jackie Chan's moth-Wait, does that count?


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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. Aug. 18th, 2010 @ 05:51 PM Reply

1. Video games
2. Fighting games
3. Street Fighter
4. Street Fighter the movie
5. Badly dubbed old fighting movies with buff Asian guys as the main characters
6. Jacki- FFFFFUUUUUUUUU

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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. Aug. 18th, 2010 @ 06:06 PM Reply

At 8/18/10 05:43 PM, LaForge wrote: This is by far my favorite Tim and Eric bit.

The category is arts and entertainment.

10 things that aren't Jackie Chan.


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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. Aug. 18th, 2010 @ 06:08 PM Reply

At 8/18/10 06:06 PM, sumidiotdude wrote:
At 8/18/10 05:43 PM, LaForge wrote: This is by far my favorite Tim and Eric bit.
The category is arts and entertainment.

th....that guy from Cheers!

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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. Aug. 18th, 2010 @ 06:10 PM Reply

1. Bruce Lee
2. Jet Li
3. Chuck norris
4. Stone cold
5. Hulk Hogan
6. Jackie chhh- F F F F F F F FISHSTICKS


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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. Aug. 18th, 2010 @ 06:14 PM Reply

1. A sharpie
2. A pencil
3. A Jackie ChaFUUUUUU

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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. Aug. 18th, 2010 @ 06:15 PM Reply

1. Cheese Burgers.
2. Guns.
3. Boots.
4. Suits.
5. Chutes.
6. Loot.
7. Lutes.
8. Mutes.
9. Toots.
10. Tits.


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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. Aug. 18th, 2010 @ 06:17 PM Reply

1. Rob Shneider
2-

... Ehh, after writing those words I feel dirty and I don't wanna play this game anymore.

I just want to sit in the shower.

Srubbing the filth off of my body.

But it keeps coming back...


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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. Aug. 18th, 2010 @ 06:18 PM Reply

This is easy, I can just take 3 things from one person

At 8/18/10 05:39 PM, SomaGuye wrote: 4. Computer
5. Wallet
6. Television

3 things from another

At 8/18/10 05:46 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: 5. Old men.
6. Video games.
7. Sewage.

And finally, 4 things from someone else.

At 8/18/10 05:45 PM, LoliTastic wrote: 1.Cheese
2.House
3.Capitalist
4.Jackie Chan

There ... god damn it >.<

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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. Aug. 18th, 2010 @ 06:18 PM Reply

Jackie Chan is like a cake...


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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. Aug. 18th, 2010 @ 06:18 PM Reply

1. That black haired girl from That 70's Show name
2. Kim Chan's last name

Wait... FUCK!


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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. Aug. 18th, 2010 @ 06:20 PM Reply

1) tv satilletes
2) anal lube
3)poo
4)jackie cha- FFFFFFUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKK IIIIITTTTT


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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. Aug. 18th, 2010 @ 06:21 PM Reply

1. Jacki-------- Motherfucker


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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. Aug. 18th, 2010 @ 06:22 PM Reply

Speakers
Moniters
Computers
Coke Cans
Bitches
Stereo Sets
Bedroom
Mousepad
Car doors
Vagina

This thread sucks

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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. Aug. 18th, 2010 @ 06:25 PM Reply

Oh this is just too easy.

1] Jac- OH FOR FU-


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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. Aug. 18th, 2010 @ 06:52 PM Reply

1. Jackie Ch-

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT CAN WE PLAY SOMETHING ELSE!


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Response to 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan. Aug. 18th, 2010 @ 06:52 PM Reply

1. computer
2. glasses
3. blanket
4. clock
5. soda
6. door
7. window
8. balloon
9. jackie chan
10. frog

wait, damn