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Elder Sign. 2010-08-17 07:23:56 Reply

Do you think that there's a reality that coexists with ours, but we're so caught up with trivial concerns of the cosmic dread that lurks beyond the veil of human conciousness? Well, you're not alone. The entire human race suffers from the same affliction, whether they know it, or not.

If you suffer from an overwhelming sense of dread, brought on by the realization of your own insignificane in the universe, then you could be at risk of exposure to Flying Polyups.

Flying Polyups came to Earth about 750 million years ago. They possessed the ability to fly and levitate, despite having any indictation of doing so, and leave tell-tell signs of massive footprints in the ground. They were imprisoned in great cities below the Earth's surface, where the entrances were left unguarded and the Polyups can now pass through at will.

Flying Polyups can make themselves invisible at will, so they're hard to detect. There's only one way to control Flying Polyups, and that's Elder Sign.

Elder Sign creates an invisible barrier that Polyups can't pass through. It uses eons old technology that hold the Polyups in place indefinatly. Elder Sign goes to work fast. Imprisoning the Polyups so you can get on with your day.

Elder sign, availble in regular, and now new mint.

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Response to Elder Sign. 2010-08-17 07:34:32 Reply

Quick! I need a link so I might buy some Elder Signs! Hurry, because I think I see a Pol- OH SHIT THEY'RE HERE THEY'RE HERE.


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Response to Elder Sign. 2010-08-17 07:36:01 Reply

At 8/17/10 07:34 AM, xports wrote: Quick! I need a link so I might buy some Elder Signs! Hurry, because I think I see a Pol- OH SHIT THEY'RE HERE THEY'RE HERE.

Here you go. It's $15.99


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Response to Elder Sign. 2010-08-17 07:36:20 Reply

I don't know what a I read, but I feel for my own safety I should buy Elder Sign.


True story...

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Response to Elder Sign. 2010-08-17 07:36:55 Reply

Ohh, i hope there's a strawberry or chocolate flavour soon.
Maybe they'll make Elder sign mints..
But, this is a grave discover the Protoss has uncovered with the aid of you humans, we shall assist you in the war with the Flying Polyups, as you have with the Zerg swarm.

To arms, my brethren! Send the Voidrays!

For Aiur!

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Response to Elder Sign. 2010-08-17 07:45:41 Reply

At 8/17/10 07:36 AM, arcansi wrote: I don't know what a I read, but I feel for my own safety I should buy Elder Sign.

Link posted again. It's not $15.99, but $15.00 Buy it, and you will be safe from Flying Polyups. Unless some cultists remove the sign. Then it's $15.00 for another.


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Response to Elder Sign. 2010-08-17 07:54:44 Reply

I enjoyed reading this.


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Response to Elder Sign. 2010-08-17 07:58:06 Reply

At 8/17/10 07:45 AM, letiger wrote: Link posted again. It's not $15.99, but $15.00 Buy it, and you will be safe from Flying Polyups. Unless some cultists remove the sign. Then it's $15.00 for another.

En Taro Tassadar once again, friend of the Protoss.
We thank you for aiding us against the Flying Polyups, we have sent our mightiest to defend the humans from the Polyups whilst they administer the Elder Sign, we have already Warped in several for ourselves.
We shall win this glorious war together!


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Response to Elder Sign. 2010-08-17 08:04:59 Reply

We currently need $105 billion in funds to administer to the entire Human Race.


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Response to Elder Sign. 2010-08-17 08:25:36 Reply

But what about Cthulhu?


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Response to Elder Sign. 2010-08-17 08:33:46 Reply

At 8/17/10 08:25 AM, Qonquerer wrote: But what about Cthulhu?

Cthulhu died!

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Response to Elder Sign. 2010-08-17 09:06:39 Reply

At 8/17/10 08:33 AM, Wolfos wrote:
At 8/17/10 08:25 AM, Qonquerer wrote: But what about Cthulhu?
Cthulhu died!

No, C'thulhu f'hatgn!


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Response to Elder Sign. 2010-08-17 09:10:49 Reply

What the hell is this shit?


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Response to Elder Sign. 2010-08-17 09:32:29 Reply

At 8/17/10 09:10 AM, Limited wrote: What the hell is this shit?

It's Elder Sign. Designed to help your Polyup problem.


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Response to Elder Sign. 2010-08-17 10:09:10 Reply

Do you mean the idea that there is a multiverse or are you talking more about a universe that exists within our own universe or something like that? I think that the former is more likely to exist than the latter, which is all for the better as it probably gives us more room to look for stuff. Any one of those universes out there could have the Elder Gods or at least something like it, as well as a bunch of other stuff beyond our imagination.


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Response to Elder Sign. 2010-08-17 10:12:00 Reply

At 8/17/10 09:06 AM, letiger wrote:
At 8/17/10 08:33 AM, Wolfos wrote:
At 8/17/10 08:25 AM, Qonquerer wrote: But what about Cthulhu?
Cthulhu died!
No, C'thulhu f'hatgn!

DON'T SPEAKETH HIS NAME!!! HE COMES AND HAUNTS US ALL!!!!

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Response to Elder Sign. 2010-08-17 10:20:31 Reply

At 8/17/10 10:09 AM, Ericho wrote: Do you mean the idea that there is a multiverse or are you talking more about a universe that exists within our own universe or something like that?

Correct, this box contains our own universe!

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Response to Elder Sign. 2010-08-17 10:21:10 Reply

At 8/17/10 10:20 AM, ohbombuh wrote:
At 8/17/10 10:09 AM, Ericho wrote: Do you mean the idea that there is a multiverse or are you talking more about a universe that exists within our own universe or something like that?
Correct, this box contains our own universe!

No human should EVER posses such an item.


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Response to Elder Sign. 2010-08-17 10:47:25 Reply

At 8/17/10 10:12 AM, Nosferatu-of-Worms wrote:
At 8/17/10 09:06 AM, letiger wrote:
At 8/17/10 08:33 AM, Wolfos wrote:
At 8/17/10 08:25 AM, Qonquerer wrote: But what about Cthulhu?
Cthulhu died!
No, C'thulhu f'hatgn!
DON'T SPEAKETH HIS NAME!!! HE COMES AND HAUNTS US ALL!!!!

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn


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Response to Elder Sign. 2010-08-17 11:25:45 Reply

I, personally keep one right above my computer at all times.


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Response to Elder Sign. 2010-08-17 11:28:38 Reply

At 8/17/10 10:47 AM, letiger wrote: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

Are you guys speaking in Jew?


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Response to Elder Sign. 2010-08-17 11:29:11 Reply

At 8/17/10 11:28 AM, rorypearce94 wrote:
At 8/17/10 10:47 AM, letiger wrote: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
Are you guys speaking in Jew?

We're speaking alien languages. It's close to Jew though.


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Response to Elder Sign. 2010-08-17 11:35:55 Reply

Anyone else here think of scientology when they read that?


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Response to Elder Sign. 2010-08-17 11:37:03 Reply

That is not dead which can eternal lie. After strange aeons even death may die.


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Response to Elder Sign. 2010-08-17 11:53:31 Reply

At 8/17/10 11:35 AM, ZagmenO wrote: Anyone else here think of scientology when they read that?

I didn't. It's Mythos.


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Response to Elder Sign. 2010-08-17 11:57:35 Reply

Do they have an elder sign modeled after Yog-Sothoth?


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Response to Elder Sign. 2010-08-17 12:00:44 Reply

elder scrolls


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Response to Elder Sign. 2010-08-17 12:15:31 Reply

At 8/17/10 11:57 AM, TheSporkLord wrote: Do they have an elder sign modeled after Yog-Sothoth?

Is that the branch one?


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Response to Elder Sign. 2010-08-17 12:16:56 Reply

At 8/17/10 12:15 PM, letiger wrote:
At 8/17/10 11:57 AM, TheSporkLord wrote: Do they have an elder sign modeled after Yog-Sothoth?
Is that the branch one?

Yog-Sothoth is the gate that opens for the Elder Gods to pass through.


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Response to Elder Sign. 2010-08-17 12:20:37 Reply

At 8/17/10 12:16 PM, TheSporkLord wrote:
At 8/17/10 12:15 PM, letiger wrote:
At 8/17/10 11:57 AM, TheSporkLord wrote: Do they have an elder sign modeled after Yog-Sothoth?
Is that the branch one?
Yog-Sothoth is the gate that opens for the Elder Gods to pass through.

You mean the portal thingy X.X I've only read The call of cthulhu, dunwich horror, and played Dark Corners of the Earth.


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