The title of your biography?

[slayer1029]

If you were to write a biography, either now or in the future, what would you name it, and why?

I would probably name mine "Blame Canada" because everybody I knew down here said that around me any time something bad happened, and because since I'm going there for school, its had/will have had a big impact on me. Also since "Canada" was my nickname in High School, it would be fitting. That, and to rub it in their faces when I have a biography and they don't.

[Jackdabomb]

Living Large

(because I'll be fat and rich)

[thenewbies]

Untitled Document 2.doc

[Gerbil]

Cock Joke:
The Cock Joke

[AtomicD00M]

At 8/16/10 10:43 PM, thenewbies wrote: Untitled Document 2.doc

I like this.

[Ptero]

Worthless.
Foreword by his mother.

[Ronald-McDonald-LoL]

A Lazy Man's Guide to a Happy Life.

Think about it.

[thenewbies]

At 8/16/10 10:43 PM, AtomicD00M wrote:

At 8/16/10 10:43 PM, thenewbies wrote: Untitled Document 2.doc

I like this.

You really do?

[ohbombuh]

"Beowulf 2" just because I'd like to know how many people would buy a copy.

[Medetrate]

/b/ and me.

[Master-of-pancakes]

How I got my Groove back and other assorted tales.

Foreword by William Shatner.

[argile]

Living Dead man

[LocoJoe]

Dead Eye: Biography of the United States Marine Corp's top sniper.

I can dream

[LoliTastic]

The Lazy Teenager

The Life Story of bryangamedude

[Jaspeer]

I like Shoes.
He sure liked shoes.

[Alphabetetical]

At 8/16/10 10:43 PM, Jackdabomb wrote: Living Large

(because I'll be fat and rich)

POH!

[Serphyas]

"None Of This Beautiful Shit Matters"

The cover shows me comically driving towards the reader at a high speed in a beat-up Pontiac. I'm tripping on acid and the left half of the cover is fraught with fractals and vivid imagery. I've just given a 200mph high-five to Satan as he rides the wrong direction on the freeway while sitting on his chopper and smoking a cigar.

[sumidiotdude]

"I told ya ma, it wasn't me!"

And then some cute kid would be shrugging on the cover.

[NEVR]

I like the idea of this thread.

I'd personally publish my autobiography in separate volumes. The one I'm currently living through would be entitled The Accumulation of £35,000 of Debt, and it would follow the ways in which I spend the government's money under the pretense of gaining higher education.

[slayer1029]

At 8/16/10 10:59 PM, Serphyas wrote: "None Of This Beautiful Shit Matters"

The cover shows me comically driving towards the reader at a high speed in a beat-up Pontiac. I'm tripping on acid and the left half of the cover is fraught with fractals and vivid imagery. I've just given a 200mph high-five to Satan as he rides the wrong direction on the freeway while sitting on his chopper and smoking a cigar.

I would buy that just from the cover alone. The description of it should be included somewhere on the book itself.

[IPoopedInYourMailbox]

Mine would have to have a title made to catch someone's eye. Something like...

The Incredible Exploits of Dr. Chip Donahue: A true story as told my Morgan Freeman

It would be about my life as a fireman serving time in the Marine Corps and that time I had to save my squad from the flying acid-spitting dragon with nothing but a pipe wrench and a bottle of Crown Royal.

[evilfluffmonger]

"The Rise and Fall of Gabe Newell"

[unowned]

brain damaged but still knowing more shit than your bitch ass
ghost written by

[sixflab]

Mad Mike or Mr. Cook would be the most fitting as of right now but life has it's ups and downs and things that would change it. Ultimately the best would probably just be my name.

[sharingankakashi13]

"Fuck my life."

[Sensationalism]

Just Keep Livin
But only if Matthew Mcconaughey lets me call it that.

[Killerhammer]

"I did absolutely fuck all with my life so put this book down and have a beer"
By Killerhammer.

[slayer1029]

Nobody ever really explained why they would name their biography that, but I suppose thats ok...

[PERVOK]

Your name was Canada cause you were the second biggest person in your class, wasn't it.

[Hoeloe]

Another Generic Biography that No-one Gives a Toss About.