anybody have a time machine?

[niebskoy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwIddYGse 9g

i'm in love with this girl, anyone have a time machine i can borrow?

[NecroClock]

I do....

In my pants!

[Makakaov]

Here's someone on the youtube you should love

[FairSquare]

Looks like she's taken.

[LoliTastic]

Just wait 50 year in the future till a time machine is built, then go back in time to pick up your present self, then go get the girl!

[kittehg0d]

At 8/16/10 08:45 PM, niebskoy wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwIddYGse 9g

i'm in love with this girl, anyone have a time machine i can borrow?

You already have one

Just stick your finger up your ass :D

[arcansi]

She probably has an opium habit and an instilled hatred of westerners.

[niebskoy]

At 8/16/10 08:47 PM, Makakaov wrote: Here's someone on the youtube you should love

i wouldn't get to time travel then! what would be the fun in that?

[FairSquare]

At 8/16/10 08:48 PM, kittehg0d wrote: You already have one

Just stick your finger up your ass :D

Dammit, it doesn't work.

[niebskoy]

At 8/16/10 08:50 PM, Mussirus wrote:

At 8/16/10 08:48 PM, kittehg0d wrote: You already have one

Just stick your finger up your ass :D

Dammit, it doesn't work.

you can say that again

[slayer1029]

At 8/16/10 08:50 PM, Mussirus wrote:

At 8/16/10 08:48 PM, kittehg0d wrote: You already have one

Just stick your finger up your ass :D

Dammit, it doesn't work.

He meant you have to stick a paper clip in your urethra and then use it as a lightning rod.

[niebskoy]

that could take a while, maybe when it stops snowing, but i can't wait that long! i must have her!

[slayer1029]

At 8/16/10 08:54 PM, niebskoy wrote: that could take a while, maybe when it stops snowing, but i can't wait that long! i must have her!

If necessary, you can connect the aforementioned paper clip to your car battery. But I cannot guarantee you will get far enough back in time.

[FairSquare]

At 8/16/10 08:53 PM, slayer1029 wrote:

At 8/16/10 08:50 PM, Mussirus wrote:

At 8/16/10 08:48 PM, kittehg0d wrote: You already have one

Just stick your finger up your ass :D

Dammit, it doesn't work.

He meant you have to stick a paper clip in your urethra and then use it as a lightning rod.

That sucks. There aren't many thunderstorms where i live.
Can't i do it any other way?

[FairSquare]

At 8/16/10 08:56 PM, slayer1029 wrote:

At 8/16/10 08:54 PM, niebskoy wrote: that could take a while, maybe when it stops snowing, but i can't wait that long! i must have her!

If necessary, you can connect the aforementioned paper clip to your car battery. But I cannot guarantee you will get far enough back in time.

Excuse my previous post.
But i'm gonna try this now, hope it works! :)

[Makakaov]

At 8/16/10 08:50 PM, niebskoy wrote:

At 8/16/10 08:47 PM, Makakaov wrote: Here's someone on the youtube you should love

i wouldn't get to time travel then! what would be the fun in that?

But she's way more hot than that japanese bitch.

[slayer1029]

At 8/16/10 08:57 PM, Mussirus wrote: Excuse my previous post.
But i'm gonna try this now, hope it works! :)

I will see you in the past my friend. Remember, invest in car phones!

[sumidiotdude]

Duuuude, I just sold my last one on eBay no less than 30 seconds ago. I really wish you could have asked me about it sooner, I had a warehouse full of them and ended up giving them away on eBay. Contact littlekidlover69 on eBay, he took a few of them, good luck!

[niebskoy]

At 8/16/10 09:03 PM, sumidiotdude wrote: Duuuude, I just sold my last one on eBay no less than 30 seconds ago. I really wish you could have asked me about it sooner, I had a warehouse full of them and ended up giving them away on eBay. Contact littlekidlover69 on eBay, he took a few of them, good luck!

shit, well, i'll try the other method first, if that doesn't work i'll track down this little dude

[Urban-Champion]

Here you go. It's been sitting outside of my house for 15 years, and I thought tha-

Oh. Shit.

Maybe I should have put a tarp over the machine or something

[Mans0n]

yes i always carry a spare with me at all times

[Erty]

I just traveled to the future to say yes, I do have a time machine.

Ok, time to go back to 1944. We're almost done figuring how to make the atomic bomb back at St Alamo!

[Jaspeer]

anyone have a time machine i can borrow?

Try Wall-Mart

[AtomicD00M]

Why do I imagine NGBBS General users dancing and singing to this song like Mary Poppins style?

[Lunaful]

I think I know someone who dose, seen a blue police box around and a guy called the Doctor?

[niebskoy]

holy shit, the car battery method gave me enough time, that south pacific chick was freakin awesome, but i forgot to take out the paper clip, so she got pregnant with this time travelling superhero kid. when i got back to the present he time travelled to me and gave me hell for abandoning him and his mom. i feel bad guys, real bad, i think i owe something to this kid, what do i do?

[tox]

i was voted most likely to travel back in time
~class of 67

[niebskoy]

yeah that's great, but i've got a pissed off illegitamate son i din't know about, and i'm only like 17, what can i do to make this right?!

[Serphyas]

Time-machines as they are currently conceived and theorized are innately flawed. Even if you somehow accounted for the difference in the axis and rotation of the earth between the points you wish to travel, as well as Earth's orbit around the sun, you'd still need to accurately predict where the earth was, or will be, in regards to the universe because our ever-moving, spinning galaxy is always gliding throughout the cosmos at hundreds of kilometers a second. So you're talking about travel that requires far more calculation than ordinary superluminal travel.

FAGGOT.

[niebskoy]

you just don't believe in true time travelling love, and doing horrible things to your penis in order to get it. if it doesn't hurt, it aint real!