Why is Clock Day so great?

[PikaRobo]

Give your opinions, Newgrounds!

[sumidiotdude]

It marks the day when Albert Einstein freed the slaves.

[Duffi]

Because it allows me to upload or favourite flash movies with "offensive material", and still get away with it.

See "I hate fags"

[cast]

The days greatness is relative to how many inches CoolBoyMan has added to his cock over the year with his many penile pumps and cock rings. Thus Clockday is great because his cock feels even better crammed up my asshole every year.

[arcansi]

I thought they stopped trolling way back in like '05, do we still celebrate clock day with some misplaced faith that it will bring them back?

[PikaRobo]

At 8/14/10 04:11 PM, arcansi wrote: I thought they stopped trolling way back in like '05, do we still celebrate clock day with some misplaced faith that it will bring them back?

(In actuality one of my characters is giving a monologe and I'm kind of stuck...)

[Garage]

Why are you winking?

[Boss]

It marks the day when Abraham Lincoln figured out his theory of relativity.

[Punk-Noodles]

The same way a tsunami of crap is great.

[thenewbies]

Free B/P.

[SimpleStuff]

At 8/14/10 04:26 PM, thenewbies wrote: Free B/P.

All the day ever was, and of course delicious cock jokes.

[XenonMonkey]

I get a flash above 4.00 with no effort involved.

[Vinnyy]

Better question: why wouldn't Clock Day be so great?

[Wolfos]

At 8/14/10 04:01 PM, sumidiotdude wrote: It marks the day when Albert Einstein freed the slaves.

He didn't free the slaves silly, he invented the moon on that day!

[FattyWhale]

So many funny movies, so much talent.

The CC regulars just have a great sense of humor when it comes to making movies.

[EtchASketchClock]

FREE BLAM POINTS BECAUSE I'M A STATWHORE GAY

[Oolaph]

It's the spirit of the holiday, really. The feeling of giving 5's to submissions that really don't deserve more than a 2. It's just so jolly and friendly.

[EJR]

Clock day is..

[k6ka]

Clock day is great because I love clocks. Sometimes when I am bored, I just stare at the ticking of the clock and try to remember how it works.

[thenewbies]

At 8/14/10 05:41 PM, EJR wrote: Clock day is..

I like the subtle touch with the clock.

[RYNOL]

Because Strawberryclock IS the king of the portal.

[thenewbies]

At 8/14/10 05:42 PM, k6ka wrote: Cock day is great because I love cocks.

Tee hee.

[dx5231]

It is great because of save points, massive flash spam, funny spam flashes, and B.

[EnglishClock]

All will be revealed.

[SimpleStuff]

At 8/14/10 05:45 PM, thenewbies wrote:

At 8/14/10 05:42 PM, k6ka wrote: Cock day is great because I love cocks.

I wish to be fisted vigorously by the elephant man.

tee hee-er

[thenewbies]

At 8/14/10 06:02 PM, FunnyStuff707 wrote:

At 8/14/10 05:45 PM, thenewbies wrote:

At 8/14/10 05:42 PM, k6ka wrote: Cock day is great because I love cocks.

I wish to be fisted vigorously by the elephant man.

tee hee-er

what

[Cootie]

Because of the massive amounts of saves. This lets me gain B/P ranks to stop spam from coming in on every other day. It makes sense. All hail the mighty B.

[Pokemonpoeguygcn]

At 8/14/10 04:00 PM, PikaRobo wrote: Give your opinions, Newgrounds!

That's when I get a lot of save points

[steph2568]

It commemorates the day that SBC submitted 'B' which created a legion like none other on NG.

[PikaRobo]

At 8/14/10 07:50 PM, steph2568 wrote: It commemorates the day that SBC submitted 'B' which created a legion like none other on NG.

I know WHY we have it...