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The Badass Beard Brigade

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Response to The Badass Beard Brigade 2010-08-30 21:41:05


At 8/22/10 10:59 PM, Fro wrote:
At 8/19/10 09:01 PM, Frenzy wrote:
Congrats!
Thanks! Does your band want to play at the wedding? :P

Well we're not exactly traditional "wedding music." But I would do it :P

Response to The Badass Beard Brigade 2010-09-03 20:28:14


At 9/3/10 02:06 PM, MrCrawford wrote: Before I reply with photo to join, is a pinch/sideburns combo valid, or does it skirt the definition of "badass beard"?

are we talking 70's sideburns or, I didn't shave today sideburns?

Response to The Badass Beard Brigade 2010-09-13 01:44:57


At 9/10/10 01:22 PM, HotActionYiffFur wrote: carl is a sexy beast

i miss you baby, come back to me

Response to The Badass Beard Brigade 2010-09-13 02:25:57


Is there a club for weak ass mustaches? I can't grow a bitchin beard.

SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEE EEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Response to The Badass Beard Brigade 2010-09-13 03:05:00


I hope you guys didn't shave during my absence. That'd be a real shame.

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Response to The Badass Beard Brigade 2010-09-14 10:04:11


At 8/13/10 09:38 PM, TheSongSalad wrote: -You must not be an asshole.

I fall into this catogory.
I hope an exception will be made for a beard as prestigious as mine to still be allowed a part in this Brigade...

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Response to The Badass Beard Brigade 2010-09-15 16:52:24


How about some beard styling tips? I simply don't shave -- What should I do? Trim, shave into a goatee, or what?

Response to The Badass Beard Brigade 2010-09-15 21:01:36


At 9/15/10 04:52 PM, Ronald-McDonald-LoL wrote: How about some beard styling tips? I simply don't shave -- What should I do? Trim, shave into a goatee, or what?

Trim it. People will hate you less. And not think you are homeless.


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Response to The Badass Beard Brigade 2010-09-16 02:22:47


At 9/15/10 04:52 PM, Ronald-McDonald-LoL wrote: How about some beard styling tips? I simply don't shave -- What should I do? Trim, shave into a goatee, or what?

you could do what i do and trim it, or you could go on beards.org for inspiration.

Response to The Badass Beard Brigade 2010-10-01 23:01:05


At 10/1/10 11:30 AM, Chronamut wrote: alright It's been a while - I'm sure some of you have grown epic beards by now :P

Nope.

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Response to The Badass Beard Brigade 2010-10-01 23:33:20


At 8/15/10 07:47 PM, klik wrote: I will return to here in a month

It got too itchy...

Response to The Badass Beard Brigade 2010-10-02 01:04:41


At 10/1/10 11:33 PM, klik wrote:
At 8/15/10 07:47 PM, klik wrote: I will return to here in a month
It got too itchy...

Wow.

Get the fuck out of here. We don't need effeminate queers like you.


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Response to The Badass Beard Brigade 2010-10-02 11:14:17


My beard is still growing strong, actually. I don't know what I'd do without it.

Response to The Badass Beard Brigade 2010-10-03 10:34:25


At 10/3/10 03:31 AM, Chronamut wrote:
At 10/2/10 11:14 AM, Ronald-McDonald-LoL wrote: My beard is still growing strong, actually. I don't know what I'd do without it.
i got my van dyke - they seem to be the most popular these days.

You're not V for Vendetta! Trim it right or grow it long!


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Response to The Badass Beard Brigade 2010-10-03 22:01:10


At 10/3/10 07:36 PM, Chronamut wrote:
At 10/3/10 10:34 AM, RobotTaco wrote:
You're not V for Vendetta! Trim it right or grow it long!
shut up you! I'm spanish I can do what i want! >:(

Bro.

I am Japanese.

As a person of Japanese ancestry, I do not grow a beard very well.

We grow facial hair like this, naturally. It's all about how you take care of it.

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Response to The Badass Beard Brigade 2010-10-04 21:55:02


At 10/4/10 10:07 AM, Chronamut wrote: you bastards are hairy as fuck!

Nope.

This is as hairy as I get.

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Response to The Badass Beard Brigade 2010-10-04 22:43:17


At 10/4/10 10:32 PM, Chronamut wrote: *massages* mmmm so silky smooth :P

Stay away from me, you homo sorcerer. Being pounded in the add is not badass or manly, it is super homogay.


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Response to The Badass Beard Brigade 2010-10-05 00:03:00


At 10/4/10 10:43 PM, RobotTaco wrote:
At 10/4/10 10:32 PM, Chronamut wrote: *massages* mmmm so silky smooth :P
Stay away from me, you homo sorcerer. Being pounded in the add is not badass or manly, it is super homogay.

does anybody else find robottaco to be an overly obnoxious user?

in other new I can grow the most scraggly soul patch ever. pics when it comes back

Response to The Badass Beard Brigade 2010-10-05 01:36:24


At 10/4/10 10:43 PM, RobotTaco wrote:
At 10/4/10 10:32 PM, Chronamut wrote: *massages* mmmm so silky smooth :P
Stay away from me, you homo sorcerer. Being pounded in the add is not badass or manly, it is super homogay.

The manliest of men are gay. Like Vin desal.

I'm not a manly man.

Response to The Badass Beard Brigade 2010-10-05 02:45:54


At 10/5/10 01:36 AM, Jolly wrote: The manliest of men are gay. Like Vin desal.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vin_Diesel

"Diesel has a daughter, Hania Riley, born April 2, 2008, with his girlfriend, model Paloma Jimenez."

girlfriend


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Response to The Badass Beard Brigade 2010-10-05 02:46:12


At 10/5/10 12:03 AM, Bloodspade wrote: does anybody else find robottaco to be an overly obnoxious user?

No it's just you

Response to The Badass Beard Brigade 2010-10-05 04:13:55


At 10/5/10 02:45 AM, RobotTaco wrote:
At 10/5/10 01:36 AM, Jolly wrote: The manliest of men are gay. Like Vin desal.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vin_Diesel

"Diesel has a daughter, Hania Riley, born April 2, 2008, with his girlfriend, model Paloma Jimenez."

girlfriend

Alexander the Great was bisexual.
This guy sounds pretty bad ass.

Response to The Badass Beard Brigade 2010-10-05 04:31:24


At 10/5/10 04:13 AM, Jolly wrote: Alexander the Great was bisexual.
This guy sounds pretty bad ass.

lol@ucompletelydodgingthebulletandadmitt ingyouwerewrongaboutvindiesellmao

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Response to The Badass Beard Brigade 2010-10-05 04:34:19


At 10/5/10 04:31 AM, RobotTaco wrote:
At 10/5/10 04:13 AM, Jolly wrote: Alexander the Great was bisexual.
This guy sounds pretty bad ass.
lol@ucompletelydodgingthebulletandadmitt ingyouwerewrongaboutvindiesellmao

Gay men hide there sexuality by dating women. It's not a very uncommon thing.

Vin Diesel might be gay.

Response to The Badass Beard Brigade 2010-10-05 04:39:28


At 10/5/10 04:34 AM, Jolly wrote: Vin Diesel might be gay.

But he's not.

Might is never a good word to use in an argument. It implies uncertainty. And Vin Diesel has dated many women. So uncertainty implies wrongness, in this case.


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Response to The Badass Beard Brigade 2010-10-05 05:57:26


At 10/5/10 04:39 AM, RobotTaco wrote:
At 10/5/10 04:34 AM, Jolly wrote: Vin Diesel might be gay.
But he's not.

Might is never a good word to use in an argument. It implies uncertainty. And Vin Diesel has dated many women. So uncertainty implies wrongness, in this case.

Whatever, point is, gay men can be manly.

Although I have to say, Chron doesn't look very manly.

Response to The Badass Beard Brigade 2010-10-05 09:32:14


At 10/5/10 08:57 AM, Chronamut wrote: and men with men robottaco - how can it get any manlier than that?

Actually, you're right on that.

Bushido has much in common with the practice of men's love.

OH YOSHIIE THRUST THINE SWORD INTO MY SHEATH

YES MY LORD NOBUNAGA

^erotic historical fanfic of the year


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Response to The Badass Beard Brigade 2010-10-05 11:10:41


At 10/5/10 11:08 AM, Chronamut wrote: actually during the edo period it was quite common for male lovers to exist. They weren't allowed to fight together though as their love for each other had a tendency to cloud their judgement.

I think you'd like the Sacred Band of Thebes. It was basically an army of gay lovers that fought together.

They were the most elite military unit of their day and they fought to the last man.


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Response to The Badass Beard Brigade 2010-10-05 11:14:33


At 10/5/10 11:11 AM, Chronamut wrote: nonsense - I am perfectly manly - teeny boppers aren't allowed to determine what it manly or not.

You look like a young Serj Tankian except less chinky eyed.


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Response to The Badass Beard Brigade 2010-10-12 23:30:23


=)), I think men with beards will look more masculine, but there are many types of beard stubble, types of vegetables can not be called beautiful =))