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What a terrible idea, Mr. Mod!

If you want to fly, you should eat airplanes.

At 8/13/10 10:39 PM, NEVR wrote:

Is that some sweet talk right there? I wonder if your woman knows how you talk to internet folks ;P

A serious answer to that question would be yes. She does read my posts and when I say something questionable she tends to comment about it to me later in the day. She's even good enough to the point where she knows what userpages to check to find out what I've been commenting on. :P

At 8/13/10 10:39 PM, NEVR wrote:

At 8/13/10 09:29 PM, BrainlessDan wrote: I bet you would make more progress if you ate some buffalo wings as well.

Don't be silly, buffalos can't fly.

If I may fine sir I do not believe that chickens can fly either.

You need a redbull, those give you wings!

Does that mean that your flatulence will serve as your jets?

At 8/13/10 11:37 PM, TheMildMind wrote: Does that mean that your flatulence will serve as your jets?

Chickens can fly, sometimes up to around 6 feet in the air. Depends on the breed though.

I'm confident that eating several thousand chicken wings will give me the flying power of several thousand chickens. As you can see, my logic is infallible.

At 8/13/10 11:57 PM, NEVR wrote:

At 8/13/10 11:37 PM, TheMildMind wrote: Does that mean that your flatulence will serve as your jets?

Chickens can fly, sometimes up to around 6 feet in the air. Depends on the breed though.

I'm confident that eating several thousand chicken wings will give me the flying power of several thousand chickens. As you can see, my logic is infallible.

Naw man, you'd only have the flying power of several thousand dead chickens - which is zero.
Sorry, Mr. Mod, but your logic is falliable.

At 8/13/10 09:42 PM, xenonmonkey wrote: Wait a second... There's something wrong about that logic...

I beg to differ! This logic is undeniably sound!

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