If I eat enough chicken wings!
It's going great... I've gained like 200 pounds but it's cool because the sheets of fat will double as wings!
nom nom
ok
May I pleasure myself on your wings afterwards?
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Why didn't I think of that in the first place? I've always been told that Red Bull gives you wings but never hear anything about chicken wings.
I bet after seeing this thread, I'll be having KFC with my parents tomorrow night for tea.
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At 8/13/10 08:34 PM, ohbombuh wrote: Don't fly too close to the sun, young Icarus.
Icarus used glue to stick his wings together, but mine use no glue except the unmeltable glue of human determination! It's a foolproof plan and I'm quite proud of it if I do say so myself.
At 8/13/10 08:36 PM, Bahamut wrote: Why didn't I think of that in the first place? I've always been told that Red Bull gives you wings but never hear anything about chicken wings.
Red Bull is a total con. I tried that shit for years and it didn't give me wings once. I sued for misrepresentation but the case was dismissed. Shame really; I could have used all that money to buy more chicken wings!
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At 8/13/10 08:41 PM, NEVR wrote:At 8/13/10 08:36 PM, Bahamut wrote: Why didn't I think of that in the first place? I've always been told that Red Bull gives you wings but never hear anything about chicken wings.Red Bull is a total con. I tried that shit for years and it didn't give me wings once. I sued for misrepresentation but the case was dismissed. Shame really; I could have used all that money to buy more chicken wings!
Don't worry, we all make mistakes. I should have realised that I don't even need Red Bull to give me wings. It's still a nice drink, though but chicken wings are more worth my money.
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At 8/13/10 08:30 PM, NEVR wrote: If I eat enough chicken wings!
It's going great... I've gained like 200 pounds but it's cool because the sheets of fat will double as wings!
nom nom
Why don't you share with me. I want to eat some kfc and also i want to fly for free. =)
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At 8/13/10 08:43 PM, ArmouredGRIFFON wrote: This is everything right with American Society.
Except I'm English :o
At 8/13/10 08:46 PM, Bahamut wrote: Don't worry, we all make mistakes. I should have realised that I don't even need Red Bull to give me wings. It's still a nice drink, though but chicken wings are more worth my money.
Definitely, just look at those glorious fat flaps. Aerodynamic fat flaps.
At 8/13/10 08:58 PM, vader316 wrote: Why don't you share with me. I want to eat some kfc and also i want to fly for free. =)
Buy your own chicken wings then! Flying isn't free... I've spent several thousand pounds on wings at this point.
Hey if you slap one part of your stomach is the doppler effect visible?
Always wanted to see if there is a fat enough person to perform it right.
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At 8/13/10 09:13 PM, NEVR wrote:At 8/13/10 08:46 PM, Bahamut wrote: Don't worry, we all make mistakes. I should have realised that I don't even need Red Bull to give me wings. It's still a nice drink, though but chicken wings are more worth my money.Definitely, just look at those glorious fat flaps. Aerodynamic fat flaps.
You're right about those flaps. I'll be flying high again thanks to your inspiring thread.
Flying high again, come on and join me!
I bet you would make more progress if you ate some buffalo wings as well.
My opinions are so useless, I don't even listen to them.
I liked the picture of that guy eating KFC in front of someone that was petitioning against KFC for animal cruelty.
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I knew you were sexier than people led us to believe. It wouldn't hurt for you to put a few pounds on though as I can see your ribs. Oh wait, you plan on eating the ribs after the chicken wings? Never mind then.
Wait a second... There's something wrong about that logic...
At 8/13/10 08:41 PM, NEVR wrote:At 8/13/10 08:36 PM, Bahamut wrote: Why didn't I think of that in the first place? I've always been told that Red Bull gives you wings but never hear anything about chicken wings.Red Bull is a total con. I tried that shit for years and it didn't give me wings once. I sued for misrepresentation but the case was dismissed. Shame really; I could have used all that money to buy more chicken wings!
You did it wrong, in that case. It always works for me. Ever tried mentally focusing on getting wings until you did?
Bananular.
so if I ate a bunch of seafood would I finnaly get gills?
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At 8/13/10 09:29 PM, BrainlessDan wrote: I bet you would make more progress if you ate some buffalo wings as well.
Don't be silly, buffalos can't fly.
At 8/13/10 09:40 PM, Fro wrote: I knew you were sexier than people led us to believe. It wouldn't hurt for you to put a few pounds on though as I can see your ribs.
Is that some sweet talk right there? I wonder if your woman knows how you talk to internet folks ;P
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