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Pretty Boy Swag.. 2010-08-12 16:37:54

....has got to be the worst song made in existence.

Every time I'm in the car and that song comes on, I feel like going on a killing spree.

It's really annoying, he pauses every two syllables. Why does music like this even get that popular?

while we're at a soulja boy rant, All The Way Turnt Up is also a shitty song.

Discuss.


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Response to Pretty Boy Swag.. 2010-08-12 16:38:52

Umbrella ella ella eh eh under my umbrella.


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Response to Pretty Boy Swag.. 2010-08-12 16:38:55

Middle school students have no musical taste. There is your explanation.

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Response to Pretty Boy Swag.. 2010-08-12 16:39:30

Discuss.

Best song ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctVmNbVu2 KA


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Response to Pretty Boy Swag.. 2010-08-12 16:39:48

I'm not familiar with that song. Let me click that link you included with this that you made abou- oh wait.

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Response to Pretty Boy Swag.. 2010-08-12 16:39:48

Anime by Souljashit has to be up there


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Response to Pretty Boy Swag.. 2010-08-12 16:40:40

How can someone like that song? It's shitty.


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Response to Pretty Boy Swag.. 2010-08-12 16:41:22

At 8/12/10 04:39 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: I'm not familiar with that song. Let me click that link you included with this that you made abou- oh wait.

I didn't because I pretty much assumed everyone knew it. Oh well.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8growunc z0


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Response to Pretty Boy Swag.. 2010-08-12 16:42:47

He sounds like Stevie from Malcolm in the Middle.

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Response to Pretty Boy Swag.. 2010-08-12 16:44:11

I was in best buy the other day, and they have a row of Macs with internet access. Somebody went on to one of them and was blasting that song. And singing along. I'm still in shock, why would anybody willingly listen to that song??

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Response to Pretty Boy Swag.. 2010-08-12 16:44:33

All The Way Turnt Up is my ringtone. Not even joking, thanks for making me want to go change it now.


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Response to Pretty Boy Swag.. 2010-08-12 16:44:49

At 8/12/10 04:42 PM, SineRider wrote: He sounds like Stevie from Malcolm in the Middle.

He sounds like playtime at a special needs school


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Response to Pretty Boy Swag.. 2010-08-12 16:50:54

Hey screw you, I like All the way turned up.

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Response to Pretty Boy Swag.. 2010-08-12 16:51:13

At 8/12/10 04:38 PM, RobotTaco wrote: Umbrella ella ella eh eh under my umbrella.

Jesus Christ. My dad heard that in the car once and was singing it for at least a week badly afterwords. That was hell. The worst song I've had troubles with lately is, "I MISS EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU DURR DURR"

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Response to Pretty Boy Swag.. 2010-08-12 16:52:22

At 8/12/10 04:41 PM, amanda wrote:
At 8/12/10 04:39 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: I'm not familiar with that song. Let me click that link you included with this that you made abou- oh wait.
I didn't because I pretty much assumed everyone knew it. Oh well.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8growunc z0

That's one of the most ridiculous "songs" I've ever heard. wtf lol

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Response to Pretty Boy Swag.. 2010-08-12 16:55:01

Honestly, every song he's worked on is unbearable

Just listen to this

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Response to Pretty Boy Swag.. 2010-08-12 16:55:26

He's trying to be better, but fucking seriously this has got be worse, if not as bad

At 8/12/10 04:39 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: I'm not familiar with that song. Let me click that link you included with this that you made abou- oh wait.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuX6QB-SU HA


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Response to Pretty Boy Swag.. 2010-08-12 16:55:39

At 8/12/10 04:52 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote:
At 8/12/10 04:41 PM, amanda wrote:
At 8/12/10 04:39 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: I'm not familiar with that song. Let me click that link you included with this that you made abou- oh wait.
I didn't because I pretty much assumed everyone knew it. Oh well.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8growunc z0
That's one of the most ridiculous "songs" I've ever heard. wtf lol

Indeed.
Here's a link to the other song I mentioned. They're about equal on the 'crap-o-meter'.


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Response to Pretty Boy Swag.. 2010-08-12 16:56:25

Slavery.

That is all.

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Response to Pretty Boy Swag.. 2010-08-12 16:57:19

At 8/12/10 04:41 PM, amanda wrote:
At 8/12/10 04:39 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: I'm not familiar with that song. Let me click that link you included with this that you made abou- oh wait.
I didn't because I pretty much assumed everyone knew it. Oh well.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8growunc z0

Hahahaha it's hilarious because I'd never heard of it either, and I was going to comment and say "well, it can't be much worse than anything Souja Boy has ever done, right?"

And well, you can understand why I am amused.


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Response to Pretty Boy Swag.. 2010-08-12 17:01:07

At 8/12/10 04:55 PM, SineRider wrote: Honestly, every song he's worked on is unbearable

Just listen to this

You gotta be kidding me. I knew of this song but finally worked up the courage to listen to it. I can hardly even understand his shitty Neanderthal raps through his slur. He makes 50 Cent sound like a Shakespearean actor.

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Response to Pretty Boy Swag.. 2010-08-12 17:01:23

At 8/12/10 04:59 PM, Twilight wrote: We gonna go ALLLLLLLLLL THE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURNT UUUUUUUUUUUUUP ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL THE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURNT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP

That's the funniest song to yell out when you're hanging with friends and being loud and obnoxious is your goal.

'specially when you're drunk.

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Response to Pretty Boy Swag.. 2010-08-12 17:02:53

Seriously any soulja boy fans here? If you are please tell us all what the fuck do you see in this.. noise?


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Response to Pretty Boy Swag.. 2010-08-12 17:10:42

At 8/12/10 05:01 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: I can hardly even understand his shitty Neanderthal raps through his slur.

Maybe it's like abstract modern art, where its so strange and pointless that some people think it's great.

Or maybe it's popular because you can easily "sing along" when completely plastered because no matter what comes out of your mouth you've pretty much come fairly close to the actual lyrics?


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Response to Pretty Boy Swag.. 2010-08-12 17:15:11

Never heard of it, the name screams "SHITTY SONG!"


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Response to Pretty Boy Swag.. 2010-08-12 17:24:47

Radio rap is stupid, I don't waste my time with that. Seriously, if you listen to the hip-hop stations nowadays, nothing but teens trying to get booty. All they want is booty.

Also I made my own version to All The Way Turnt Up because I wanted to shit on a shitty song.


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Response to Pretty Boy Swag.. 2010-08-12 17:26:53

At 8/12/10 05:10 PM, Zerok wrote: Maybe it's like abstract modern art, where its so strange and pointless that some people think it's great.

That means that even 100 years later, it'll still be shit and we won't understand it's deep complexity.

Or maybe it's popular because you can easily "sing along" when completely plastered because no matter what comes out of your mouth you've pretty much come fairly close to the actual lyrics?

As long as you say Goku every three seconds you're good. Seriously though, this is how bad modern music has gotten? Who even lets shit like this be made? It's lacking of everything decent or good music should have. For shame.

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Response to Pretty Boy Swag.. 2010-08-12 17:27:21

At 8/12/10 04:38 PM, RobotTaco wrote: Umbrella ella ella eh eh under my umbrella.

That's the complete opposite -- best song ever.

Wasn't there a thread like this a few weeks ago?


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Response to Pretty Boy Swag.. 2010-08-12 17:28:58

At 8/12/10 04:38 PM, Ptero wrote: Middle school students have no musical taste. There is your explanation.

I do.

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Response to Pretty Boy Swag.. 2010-08-12 17:30:55

At 8/12/10 05:28 PM, SteelChair wrote:
At 8/12/10 04:38 PM, Ptero wrote: Middle school students have no musical taste. There is your explanation.
I do.

MOST middle school students, I suppose.