No! Wait you gotta stop!

[Cootie]

Bill, what are you doing? Why do you have that crazy look in your eye? I thought you wanted to play baseball! :(

no, but really this is probably the most fucked up "sport" of all time. For shame Bill... for shame.

[Drake]

So a baby seal walks into a club...

INB4FLAMING

[Elixur]

*Hides erection*

[Jackdabomb]

I think that in order to be constituted as a sport each team should know they're playing

[Dpwn13]

At 8/8/10 03:10 PM, Cootie wrote: Bill, what are you doing? Why do you have that crazy look in your eye? I thought you wanted to play baseball! :(

no, but really this is probably the most fucked up "sport" of all time. For shame Bill... for shame.

I salute this guy.

[Shabbo]

I find this very amusing.

[LocoJoe]

Tell Bill to group em together I brought a surprise!

[Snuff]

At 8/8/10 03:13 PM, Jackdabomb wrote: I think that in order to be constituted as a sport each team should know they're playing

Can the seals go on squids?

pun

[LoBoSeXuaL]

did someone say "Kodak moment"?

[Idiocy]

At 8/8/10 03:11 PM, Alaska wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/seals/

I would like to start by saying that I don't approve of seal clubbing. Never have, never will. Seal clubbing is wrong and anyone who participates in this activity (Canadians) should be shot.

What kind of cunt sets out with the intent to upset other people by making light of a practice they themself are upset by

Pretty pathetic really

[Fezz]

Dude stop stealing threads, Jesus Christ.

[Cootie]

At 8/8/10 04:23 PM, daethdrain wrote: one day bill.... one day
why do we kill them are they delicous or something give me a serios response

then an absurbed response

People are naturally bloodthirsty it seems. And now for the absurd response... because of Obama.

At 8/8/10 04:37 PM, Idiocy wrote:

At 8/8/10 03:11 PM, Alaska wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/seals/

I would like to start by saying that I don't approve of seal clubbing. Never have, never will. Seal clubbing is wrong and anyone who participates in this activity (Canadians) should be shot.

What kind of cunt sets out with the intent to upset other people by making light of a practice they themself are upset by

Pretty pathetic really

That person would be Tom. Who is the creator of this awesome site. I really do hope you were joking, and if you weren't now would be the time to pretend that you were.

[zyzy]

They actually have a cd for it too.

[zedra99]

At 8/8/10 03:11 PM, ChocEliteBar wrote: So a baby seal walks into a club...

INB4FLAMING

I lol'ed.

[Ptero]

At 8/8/10 04:52 PM, Fezz wrote: Dude stop stealing threads, Jesus Christ.

Which thread did he steal? Link?

[pikmints]

Wait, no. What are you doing? Are you changing your name from Yamor? Oh the agony.

[Sensationalism]

Seal clubbing always makes me think of Donovan.

Should you wander this land to the North,
And few seldom do,
Should you follow the song of the gull
To enchanted western isles,
Coax a fisherman to take you out
Where the silky seals are seen,
Hear the stories that they tell about
The maiden who is their queen,
The maiden who is their queen.
Celia of the seals,
She knows just how they feel,
Celia of the seals.
"Voyna, voyna, voyna, voyna voyna vay"
"Voyna, voyna, voyna, voyna voyna vay"
Seal hunters are not brave and bold,
They murder her poor wee seals
And cut off their skins to be sold,
Cursed be he who deals.
There's no reason for this slaughtering,
They're left on the rocks to bleed
He's not a man who does this thing,
It's a cruel and a heartless deed,
A cruel and a-heartless deed.
Celia of the seals,
She knows just how they feel,
Celia of the seals.
Celia of the seals,
Celia of the seals,
She knows just how they feel,
Celia of the seals,
Celia of the seals,
Celia of the seals,
"Voyna, voyna, voyna, voyna voyna vay"
"Voyna, voyna, voyna, voyna voyna vay"

[sgtstreb]

Warranty Void if Seal is Broken

[NobleSavage27]

At 8/8/10 11:34 PM, ZyklonB wrote: They actually have a cd for it too.

I'd buy that.

[sgtstreb]

At 8/9/10 12:36 AM, NobleSavage27 wrote:

At 8/8/10 11:34 PM, ZyklonB wrote: They actually have a cd for it too.

I'd buy that.

For a dollar?

[Odio]

I kinda wanna club a seal. To hear them scream in pain, their moans of fear.

I would wake up at 5:00 AM and go to an arctic nature preserve. After that, I would spend 1-2 hours looking for a group of seals and preparing (setting up cameras, sharpening my mace, etc). I would then slowly set up a perimeter, so they can't run away. After hat is taken care of, I would shoot all the ones that could potentially hurt me (I am a fragile 4'11, 102 lb girl) and take my time beating the baby seals into submission. After that, I would strip naked and cover myself in the seal blood and flesh and put it online where fat herp derps would get off to my killing spree and subsequent masturbation.

[sgtstreb]

At 8/9/10 12:44 AM, RobotTaco wrote: A long and somewhat arousing description of baby seal killing

Well I suppose seal blood is better than spaghettios

[DJManifest]

At 8/8/10 04:37 PM, Idiocy wrote:

At 8/8/10 03:11 PM, Alaska wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/seals/

I would like to start by saying that I don't approve of seal clubbing. Never have, never will. Seal clubbing is wrong and anyone who participates in this activity (Canadians) should be shot.

What kind of cunt sets out with the intent to upset other people by making light of a practice they themself are upset by

Pretty pathetic really

WHOA.... Have you interacted with human beings at all on any sort of personal level? Almost everyone tries to act like they aren't afraid of what upsets them most. I understand you are talking specifically about clubbing seals but you didn't say that.

Secondly, you Hitler wannabe, you just grouped a whole nation into one big seal clubbing pile, and because you don't approve of it, you think (Canadians) should be shot.

I'm too don't approve of clubbing seals, in the sense that I would never club a seal... but at the same time I'm not going to compound that mistake by inciting hatred against other human beings.

Have some sense.

[SqueezyLemon]

At 8/8/10 03:10 PM, Cootie wrote: Bill, what are you doing? Why do you have that crazy look in your eye? I thought you wanted to play baseball! :(

no, but really this is probably the most fucked up "sport" of all time. For shame Bill... for shame.

The only people who are in that sport are morbid, weak, retarded people. There is no reason for that sport exept to clear out the seals for more fish. They were there first let them have it. Not to mention who the fuck likes fish. I dont think an animal should brutally be beaten to death over shitty fish.

[Squishy69]

At 8/9/10 12:44 AM, RobotTaco wrote: I kinda wanna club a seal. To hear them scream in pain, their moans of fear.

Shouldn't you be tormenting frogs instead? Some Cirno fan you are.

[Odio]

At 8/9/10 01:20 AM, Squishy69 wrote: Shouldn't you be tormenting frogs instead? Some Cirno fan you are.

Dohohoho, I'm a sadist. I torment EVERYTHING!

[Sensationalism]

At 8/9/10 01:24 AM, RobotTaco wrote:

At 8/9/10 01:20 AM, Squishy69 wrote: Shouldn't you be tormenting frogs instead? Some Cirno fan you are.

Dohohoho, I'm a sadist. I torment EVERYTHING!

Especially the NGBBS with your garbage posts!!!

Ohohoho!!

[Odio]

At 8/9/10 01:25 AM, Sensationalism wrote: Especially the NGBBS with your garbage posts!!!

Dohohoho, you're clever. I won't kill you slowly now!

I'll just tear out every little hair on your body instead.

[UberCream]

When I was much younger, I would hit fireflies with a baseball bat. Turns out, as they are dying (and flying through the air as a result of bat-slap), their little lights stay on the whole time. I know it's wrong now, but I have to say it was fun.

I call the game, "Fireball."

[theshadowwolf]

At 8/8/10 03:11 PM, ChocEliteBar wrote: So a baby seal walks into a club...

INB4FLAMING

Ah hell... I planned to post that one.... Fuck, now I'm just in an awkward position of having nothing in particular to say...