What if Wade and Tom Fulp

[GoodLuckTurtle]

held a concert promoting Newgrounds at a venue in the Philadelphia area, with thousands of people inside it. And let's say there are rappers, banjo players, maracas players, guitarists, bassists, trumpeters, and acapella signers, who are all singing in the name of Newgrounds, most of them being NG users themselves.

But one band that isn't Newgrounds-related opens up for the whole performance: the Jonas Brothers. Straight out of LA/Jersey shore, they walk like penguins onto the stage with their just-polished instruments; Joe, Nick, and Kevin and apparently ready to roll and "ready to rock." They perform the cover song of the Beatles--"Hello Goodbye". It's a widely hated song, possibly more than their hit single SOS. Ten seconds in progress of the sound, something is bound to happen. Tom and Wade are just in the back from the stage doing God knows what while the boy band rocks the Philly-area venue which is to promote Newgrounds.com.

What happens? Riot, mosh pit, shooting, etc.?

[Rory]

At 8/8/10 02:06 PM, BigFatKid wrote: rappers, banjo players, maracas players, guitarists, bassists, trumpeters, and acapella signers,

What sort of fucking concert are you holding?

[SuparEFG]

Fuck rap.

Also, what is this I don't even.

[InDuStRiEl]

We could just wait it out.

[SteelChair]

Riot, then draw cocks on there corpses, then continue with the show.

[lawlmaster]

Jonas Bros. Ruined that song.

[Jackdabomb]

No one would come if they figured out the Jonas Brothers were playing. Some might come and then leave when they start playing, that's probably what would happen.

[Jon]

The fuck's paying for this?

[Squishy69]

First there will be celebration from the few tween audience members, but immediately after the stage will be rushed and the Jonas' will be taken away to face whatever fate. Then Wade and Tom will come on stage and apologize for the atrocity and get on with the show, but then suddenly some random guy in the audience jumps onto the stage claiming that he's Tom's wife's ex-lover and does battle with him. After Wade and Tom deal with him several more people storm the stage also claiming to be the Legion of Evil Exes and then there is a serious brawl on stage where not only Tom and Wade but every single music artist from Newgrounds and several flash animators like Egoraptor and Happy Harry and Krinkles will do battle with their own styles. Then the Jonas' return with their army of brainwashed tweens and the whole thing becomes the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny.
It will be the most epic and devastating concert fight outbreak ever: Lives in the hundreds will be lost, and about a third of Philly will be leveled. But in the end the blood-stained Fulp brothers and the strongest of the Newgrounds community will be the last ones standing, and at that moment Newgrounds will be the most powerful political/online/social entity in the world, hailing an era of peace to the globe with Philadelphia as the new world capital. The Tankmen will be the world's only standing army, but fortunately no one wants to go to war so they're free to mess around like they usually do. Needless to say that concert will be the greatest thing ever, whatever happens.
(Sorry, been watching too many Scott Pilgrim trailers XD)

[Ptero]

We will feast on their flesh.

[megagrounderx]

Hank will come and shoot everyone.

[All-American-Badass]

At 8/8/10 02:08 PM, rorypearce94 wrote:

At 8/8/10 02:06 PM, BigFatKid wrote: rappers, banjo players, maracas players, guitarists, bassists, trumpeters, and acapella signers,

What sort of fucking concert are you holding?

Newgrounds' version of lalapalooza.

[homsarrunner3]

At 8/8/10 02:06 PM, BigFatKid wrote: mosh pit,

let the bodies hit the floor...

[6r0undZ3r0]

A giant mosh pit forms with everyone hardcore dancing.

[walterwagner]

Stab STAB STABBY STAB STAB STABBBBBBBB AHHH FUCKING DIE CUNTSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>:( do not liek

[Rucklo]

i think alot of people would show up dressed as trolls.

[DjAwkyt]

At 8/8/10 02:06 PM, BigFatKid wrote: banjo players

Fuck Yea. Banjo Players.

banjo players

[therealanimator]

it wont happen..besides if it did everyone will be singin six in a row..

[GoodLuckTurtle]

At 8/8/10 02:23 PM, Squishy69 wrote: (Sorry, been watching too many Scott Pilgrim trailers XD)

Haha that was great.

[Chocomilk]

Joe and Nick get raped by Tom and Wade while Oney runs up and shoves the mic up Kevin's stretchy vagina.

All in all it would be a good day for newgrounds.

[Alphabetetical]

At 8/8/10 02:06 PM, BigFatKid wrote: banjo players

I'm going, hands down. I don't care what you say.