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Cootie Kicked My Ass... 2010-08-08 04:23:06 Reply

In Call of duty that is.....
While we were playing he would pop a headshot in 3 seconds after he saw me. He must be some sortof god. He was doing the headshots so fast and i was raped so hard....... Then to make it worse he would verbally abuse me after every shot. He has the voice of a fucking demon. Hes scary. He would sneak up behind me and knife me, slow enough that i wouldnt hear footsteps. He would take me out at the biggest distance that he seem out of the fucking map. Not to mention he was playing around with me or something. He would lure me close and then quick scope me. We went like 7 times and i ever got one kill. Doubt you would either. I dont even think he was trying.....


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Response to Cootie Kicked My Ass... 2010-08-08 04:25:29 Reply

You're too young for call of duty.


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Response to Cootie Kicked My Ass... 2010-08-08 04:26:30 Reply

At 8/8/10 04:25 AM, Tribalfusion-X wrote: You're too young for call of duty.

And to get raped.


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Response to Cootie Kicked My Ass... 2010-08-08 04:26:34 Reply

At 8/8/10 04:25 AM, Tribalfusion-X wrote: You're too young for call of duty.

LEAVE ME ALONE


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Response to Cootie Kicked My Ass... 2010-08-08 04:27:34 Reply

At 8/8/10 04:26 AM, ryanson209 wrote:
At 8/8/10 04:25 AM, Tribalfusion-X wrote: You're too young for call of duty.
And to get raped.

I can get raped as much as i want to.


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Response to Cootie Kicked My Ass... 2010-08-08 04:29:33 Reply

Doesn't Call of Duty autoaim for you? I haven't played it, but I've seen it played, and it looks like a game for console kiddies.


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Response to Cootie Kicked My Ass... 2010-08-08 04:30:05 Reply

Sounds like a hardcore video gaming nerd you've got there.


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Response to Cootie Kicked My Ass... 2010-08-08 04:30:58 Reply

At 8/8/10 04:30 AM, Narusegawa wrote: Sounds like a hardcore video gaming nerd you've got there.

No cooties cool


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Response to Cootie Kicked My Ass... 2010-08-08 04:35:41 Reply

At 8/8/10 04:30 AM, Branflakes890 wrote:
At 8/8/10 04:30 AM, Narusegawa wrote: Sounds like a hardcore video gaming nerd you've got there.
No cooties cool

Indeed I am. And just let me know if you ever want me to beat that ass again. You forgot to mention that sweet 360 no-scope that popped you right in the head. :p take that... twat.


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Response to Cootie Kicked My Ass... 2010-08-08 04:36:42 Reply

At 8/8/10 04:27 AM, Branflakes890 wrote: I can get raped as much as i want to.

There is much irony in your statement.


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Response to Cootie Kicked My Ass... 2010-08-08 04:38:13 Reply

At 8/8/10 04:30 AM, Branflakes890 wrote:
At 8/8/10 04:30 AM, Narusegawa wrote: Sounds like a hardcore video gaming nerd you've got there.
No cooties cool

Who the hell is cooties?


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Response to Cootie Kicked My Ass... 2010-08-08 04:41:53 Reply

Try playing with the mic sensor pushed halfway down your cock hole, people are all asking "what the fuck is that sound?" lol good time good times


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Response to Cootie Kicked My Ass... 2010-08-08 05:02:00 Reply

At 8/8/10 04:38 AM, Narusegawa wrote:
At 8/8/10 04:30 AM, Branflakes890 wrote:
At 8/8/10 04:30 AM, Narusegawa wrote: Sounds like a hardcore video gaming nerd you've got there.
No cooties cool
Who the hell is cooties?

Cootie


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Response to Cootie Kicked My Ass... 2010-08-08 05:02:55 Reply

PS3? I wanna join.


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Response to Cootie Kicked My Ass... 2010-08-08 05:06:01 Reply

At 8/8/10 05:02 AM, FatJoe214 wrote: PS3? I wanna join.

Are you sure you want to get annihilated like he did?


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Response to Cootie Kicked My Ass... 2010-08-08 05:07:41 Reply

At 8/8/10 05:06 AM, Cootie wrote:
At 8/8/10 05:02 AM, FatJoe214 wrote: PS3? I wanna join.
Are you sure you want to get annihilated like he did?

If I can use my RPD I'll surely fill you with enough holes to make Sonny Corleone jealous, if it's that quick scoping bull the kids are into nowadays I'm fucked.


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Response to Cootie Kicked My Ass... 2010-08-08 05:08:25 Reply

At 8/8/10 05:02 AM, FatJoe214 wrote: PS3? I wanna join.

You will have a heart attack at the frustration.
Its impossible to get rid of cootie.
He just keeps commin back...
and kills you
like an STD
yeah
yea
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Response to Cootie Kicked My Ass... 2010-08-08 05:09:46 Reply

At 8/8/10 05:07 AM, FatJoe214 wrote:
At 8/8/10 05:06 AM, Cootie wrote:
At 8/8/10 05:02 AM, FatJoe214 wrote: PS3? I wanna join.
Are you sure you want to get annihilated like he did?
If I can use my RPD I'll surely fill you with enough holes to make Sonny Corleone jealous, if it's that quick scoping bull the kids are into nowadays I'm fucked.

RPD's are for retards. Quick scoping with an intervention is for people with style.


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Response to Cootie Kicked My Ass... 2010-08-08 05:11:48 Reply

At 8/8/10 05:09 AM, Branflakes890 wrote:
At 8/8/10 05:07 AM, FatJoe214 wrote:
At 8/8/10 05:06 AM, Cootie wrote:
At 8/8/10 05:02 AM, FatJoe214 wrote: PS3? I wanna join.
Are you sure you want to get annihilated like he did?
If I can use my RPD I'll surely fill you with enough holes to make Sonny Corleone jealous, if it's that quick scoping bull the kids are into nowadays I'm fucked.
RPD's are for retards. Quick scoping with an intervention is for people with style.

But you barely look into the scope guessing your shots. Kids are gonna think real war is like that and soon our soldiers will run around lugging a 30 pound rifle into the heat of battle.


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Response to Cootie Kicked My Ass... 2010-08-08 05:19:56 Reply

At 8/8/10 05:11 AM, FatJoe214 wrote: But you barely look into the scope guessing your shots. Kids are gonna think real war is like that and soon our soldiers will run around lugging a 30 pound rifle into the heat of battle.

People arent that stupid. Are they? Its not like people consider it real.


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Response to Cootie Kicked My Ass... 2010-08-08 05:21:09 Reply

At 8/8/10 05:11 AM, FatJoe214 wrote:
At 8/8/10 05:09 AM, Branflakes890 wrote:
At 8/8/10 05:07 AM, FatJoe214 wrote:
At 8/8/10 05:06 AM, Cootie wrote:
At 8/8/10 05:02 AM, FatJoe214 wrote: PS3? I wanna join.
Are you sure you want to get annihilated like he did?
If I can use my RPD I'll surely fill you with enough holes to make Sonny Corleone jealous, if it's that quick scoping bull the kids are into nowadays I'm fucked.
RPD's are for retards. Quick scoping with an intervention is for people with style.
But you barely look into the scope guessing your shots. Kids are gonna think real war is like that and soon our soldiers will run around lugging a 30 pound rifle into the heat of battle.

And, you can ask BranFlakes. I don't miss. I scope in far away, but when I am at mid-range I only have to scope in for a milli-second leaving you no time to react. Then some times I close in and cut you off and drop you with two quick shots with a pistol. Beware. I have met players before who resorted to the RPG. But you will never hit me if you never see me, which you won't.

I don't think he ever saw me once the entire match. He only saw me shooting him from afar or stabbing him from behind.


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Response to Cootie Kicked My Ass... 2010-08-08 05:22:50 Reply

I'm sorry to be the one to say this, but VG forums. Yeah, I guess it doesn't matter anyway.


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Response to Cootie Kicked My Ass... 2010-08-08 05:26:35 Reply

Cootie wrecked your ass.

Get used to it.

*waits for mod to lock this cirlce jerk*


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Response to Cootie Kicked My Ass... 2010-08-08 05:26:35 Reply

Cootie wrecked your ass.

Get used to it.

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Response to Cootie Kicked My Ass... 2010-08-08 13:32:22 Reply

At 8/8/10 05:22 AM, PoloPancake wrote: I'm sorry to be the one to say this, but VG forums. Yeah, I guess it doesn't matter anyway.

This really isn't about a game or a game discussion. Just this boy admitting the shame of me wrecking his fucking face. Boooooyahhhhhhhhh!


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Response to Cootie Kicked My Ass... 2010-08-08 13:35:57 Reply

So you guys were playing on PS3 or XBox?


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Response to Cootie Kicked My Ass... 2010-08-08 13:35:57 Reply

At 8/8/10 01:32 PM, Cootie wrote:
At 8/8/10 05:22 AM, PoloPancake wrote: I'm sorry to be the one to say this, but VG forums. Yeah, I guess it doesn't matter anyway.
This really isn't about a game or a game discussion. Just this boy admitting the shame of me wrecking his fucking face. Boooooyahhhhhhhhh!

I would rape you in a Halo sword battle.

But yeah, you would fucking tear my asshole bloody if i played COD, cuz i suck at that game.


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Response to Cootie Kicked My Ass... 2010-08-08 13:40:26 Reply

Real men play Bad Company 2.


Ha ha...Charade you are

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Response to Cootie Kicked My Ass... 2010-08-08 13:45:16 Reply

At 8/8/10 01:35 PM, lawlmaster wrote:
I would rape you in a Halo sword battle.

Is that a challenge? I do love the sword, and I would be happy to fight you if you have an xbox 360.

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Response to Cootie Kicked My Ass... 2010-08-08 13:46:23 Reply

At 8/8/10 01:40 PM, dontkillkenny42 wrote: Real men play Bad Company 2.

Hear hear.


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