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Until you get it cleared up take advantage of being dead, you know, break some laws and stuff

That is what you call a FML moment

So you've been legally pronounced dead, as far as the records show you are no longer living, yet you're alive?

Are you Hitler?

At 8/7/10 02:33 PM, Sh0T-D0wN wrote: So you've been legally pronounced dead, as far as the records show you are no longer living, yet you're alive?

Are you Hitler?

hitler is not in silent hill. or is he?!

You can do whatever the hell you like, laws only apply to those who are actually alive. Go out and have some fun. Take some drugs, kill your enemies, everything you've ever wanted to do.

dude that is fraud your mom is gonna go to jail for 10 to 20 years and you just spilled the info so your mom is probaly or already fucked

That can be worked into a great pickup line.

All we need is time...

You may have difficulty getting a job and suchlike.

Oh my God this is hilarious

So your mom committed fraud and now you're dead?

Hilarious.

At 8/7/10 03:26 PM, Lucy wrote: You may have difficulty getting a job and suchlike.

I already have a job.

I guess they don't check the files to find out if you're a zombie or not.

Become a vigilante

At 8/7/10 01:51 PM, Mans0n wrote: You should totally commit a shit load of crimes.

That coming from a guy who's username is Manson does sound like a good idea.

At 8/7/10 04:27 PM, steph2568 wrote: So your mom committed fraud and now you're dead?

Hilarious.

Yeah, pretty much, along with my sister, and my half sister.

Become a vigilante

Well, I guess I can't die again, right?

I'm pretty sure that declaring your kids dead is illegal, you should try blackmail.

Your mommy hates you.

At 8/7/10 02:18 PM, CaptainObvious11 wrote: This took a minute to make.

Hate to burst your bubble,

Not really, feels pretty good right now

but Shepard was dead for 2 years, not 3.

:<

I don't understand why people think this is hilarious, but ok world.

At 8/7/10 03:22 PM, Obvious-M wrote: That can be worked into a great pickup line.

All we need is time...

Hey baby, are you from heaven? 'cause I'm legally dead.

At 8/7/10 05:02 PM, iateamexican wrote: but Shepard was dead for 2 years, not 3.

To console you on this somewhat somber fact, I decided to make a new comic, to a similar Effect, but with a somewhat different ending. I'm under no illusions that Newgrounds would simply resize the image to a point where it was impossible to read the text, so I thought it better to upload said image to Imageshack.com and provide a link, which you may or may not have discovered thus far, is in fact this entire paragraph.

Happy death Pirate!Now go kill someone!

so the plan is you go to court, and they'll "miraculously" revive you? so then you'll be back from the dead.... you'll be jesus.

What a cold-hearted selfish bitch. Hope you get that dealt with as soon as possible to avoid future problems.

You could be the greatest con-man ever, they would never catch you, your dead.

Are you all just playing along or do you guys seriously believe this?

At 8/7/10 04:48 PM, Im-A-Pirate wrote:

At 8/7/10 04:27 PM, steph2568 wrote: So your mom committed fraud and now you're dead?

Hilarious.

Yeah, pretty much, along with my sister, and my half sister.

Become a vigilante

Well, I guess I can't die again, right?

IMMUNITY FROM THE LAW!

She couldn't pronounce you dead, there would be a police investigation.