About 5 years ago, my mother got some kind of disability benefits. However, if she had any outstanding bills, it had to be given to pay for those bills, and she owes around $70k in child support, so instead, she pronounced all of her kids dead. I found out about this when my sister tried to get a loan for a car from a bank, but they turned her down when they found she was pronounced dead. She then told her half sister, who was also dead, so I checked to find out if I was pronounced dead, and I was.
tl;dr i'm dead ask me anything.
Thanks mommy.
"Sir, we are surrounded!"
"Excellent, we can attack in any direction!"
At 8/7/10 01:26 PM, thenewbies wrote: How's it like being dead?
Kind of sucks. There's no afterlife, either. You just do pretty much everything you did before you died.
"Sir, we are surrounded!"
"Excellent, we can attack in any direction!"
At 8/7/10 01:26 PM, Piss wrote: Can't you get money for this.
I'm sure you can.
Yeah, you can.
We've already got the popo on her.
"Sir, we are surrounded!"
"Excellent, we can attack in any direction!"
Mind if i have some necrophilia time with you?
I had to do it.
A spear in your chest and a fire in your ass. I only play as Scorpion in MK games, because I'm that much of a fanboy.
At 8/7/10 01:31 PM, lawlmaster wrote: Mind if i have some necrophilia time with you?
I had to do it.
Hmm, that's an interesting question, would having sex with Pirate be considered necrophilia? I guess it would, seeing as how you're legally dead...
Does dead people have any laws to follow?
I don't know whether to laugh or be sad by that post.
A pirate emerges franticly from the starboard side and yells out...
I SEE DEAD PEOPLE!
At 8/7/10 01:41 PM, Ninjar wrote: A pirate emerges franticly from the starboard side and yells out...
I SEE DEAD PEOPLE!
You bastard...
asdf
At 8/7/10 01:37 PM, Lunaful wrote: I don't know whether to laugh or be sad by that post.
Be both.
Does dead people have any laws to follow?
Only that we cannot interfere with the lives of you silly mortals.
"Sir, we are surrounded!"
"Excellent, we can attack in any direction!"
Oh well, get the situation all figured out.. Your mom is a huge bitch for making you all 'dead'. Best of luck in figuring it all out.
Yeah, whatever.
PSN ID: REDSiN66
You should totally commit a shit load of crimes.
it would be perfect!
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At 8/7/10 01:28 PM, Im-A-Pirate wrote:At 8/7/10 01:26 PM, Piss wrote: Can't you get money for this.Yeah, you can.
I'm sure you can.
We've already got the popo on her.
Mr Popo? :P
At 8/7/10 01:53 PM, Chronamut wrote:At 8/7/10 01:28 PM, Im-A-Pirate wrote:Mr Popo? :PAt 8/7/10 01:26 PM, Piss wrote: Can't you get money for this.Yeah, you can.
I'm sure you can.
We've already got the popo on her.
THE EYES, THEY ARE EMPTY!!!!
At 8/7/10 01:53 PM, Chronamut wrote: Mr Popo? :P
I heard somewhere that if you borrow Mr. Popo's dragon balls, you'll be able to wish for a personal social security number and get your life back.
what happens if you choose to fuck mr. popo instead.. I mean look at those juicy lips.. they'd be great for a-suckin'
On the plus side, you have an excellent life ahead of you as a rapper!
At 8/7/10 01:53 PM, Chronamut wrote:At 8/7/10 01:28 PM, Im-A-Pirate wrote:Mr Popo? :PAt 8/7/10 01:26 PM, Piss wrote: Can't you get money for this.Yeah, you can.
I'm sure you can.
We've already got the popo on her.
Hey... he's got all the dragon balls.... lets just wish him alive again.
At 8/7/10 01:53 PM, Chronamut wrote: Mr Popo? :P
Quick, Mr. Popo! Wish him back with the Dragonballs!
dragon testicals will not work this time.
At 8/7/10 02:04 PM, megagrounderx wrote: plot to the new resedent evil?
Maybe silent hill, wouldn't work right with resident evil.
"Sir, we are surrounded!"
"Excellent, we can attack in any direction!"
At 8/7/10 02:14 PM, Im-A-Pirate wrote:At 8/7/10 02:04 PM, megagrounderx wrote: plot to the new resedent evil?Maybe silent hill, wouldn't work right with resident evil.
you are dead but at least you will star in silent hill or dragonball z.
Man I wish I could be a zombie.
jellyous.
The work, which becomes a new genre itself, will be called...
At 8/7/10 02:22 PM, HighWay wrote: Man I wish I could be a zombie.
jellyous.
*gets out virus*
now you can!
Pirate, hate to tell you this, but *SIREN*
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