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Turtle says "wow" while having sex. 2010-08-06 23:50:15 Reply

Better than it sounds.

A video from a zoo shows a couple of turtles humping, while the male repeatedly says "wow" while he fucks her. I found this so immaturely funny. Don't worry, the log obscures the sex for you. Focus more on the "wow."

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Response to Turtle says "wow" while having sex. 2010-08-06 23:51:31 Reply

I'd rather see a male croc, dominate some girly-boy. That'd be hot.

A spear in your chest and a fire in your ass. I only play as Scorpion in MK games, because I'm that much of a fanboy.

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Response to Turtle says "wow" while having sex. 2010-08-06 23:52:18 Reply

Human species: *moan*
Turtles: WOWOWOWOWOWOW

Well, like, you couldn't, like, find it because, like, you're dumb, god
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Response to Turtle says "wow" while having sex. 2010-08-06 23:52:34 Reply

"That is so nasty"

I don't think it's nasty at all. You can't see its' penis or whatever, just its' shells blocking most of the view.

Funny though

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Response to Turtle says "wow" while having sex. 2010-08-06 23:52:59 Reply

WOW!

Extra Terrestrial joke

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Response to Turtle says "wow" while having sex. 2010-08-06 23:54:38 Reply

Well, that is really odd. Really, really odd.

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Response to Turtle says "wow" while having sex. 2010-08-07 00:00:16 Reply

Probably surprised how tight that turtle snatch is.

And now I have a horrible image in my head.

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Response to Turtle says "wow" while having sex. 2010-08-07 00:01:35 Reply

I would totes askjfsadfk all over dat turtle dick so it would wow for me.

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Response to Turtle says "wow" while having sex. 2010-08-07 00:05:10 Reply

hahaha
he sounds so monotone
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woop woop
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Response to Turtle says "wow" while having sex. 2010-08-07 00:05:33 Reply

Sounds like something from Legend of Zelda

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Response to Turtle says "wow" while having sex. 2010-08-07 00:11:40 Reply

i think the male turtle is raping the female turtle

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Response to Turtle says "wow" while having sex. 2010-08-07 00:17:33 Reply

"wow... wow... wow... wow..."

"That is so nasty!"

"wow... wow... wow... wow... wow... wow... wow... wow... wow..." etc.

I laughed so much from this. XD

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Response to Turtle says "wow" while having sex. 2010-08-07 00:21:11 Reply
At 8/7/10 12:01 AM, RobotTaco wrote: I would totes askjfsadfk all over dat turtle dick so it would wow for me.

You know it.

I'm an instigator

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Response to Turtle says "wow" while having sex. 2010-08-07 00:25:10 Reply

In the spirit of turtle sex... WOW!

Check me out!
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Response to Turtle says "wow" while having sex. 2010-08-07 00:56:55 Reply

thats fucking hilarious.

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Response to Turtle says "wow" while having sex. 2010-08-07 00:58:44 Reply

That turtle obviously just lost his virginity. "Wow wow wow".

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Response to Turtle says "wow" while having sex. 2010-08-07 05:57:30 Reply

I saw this on Red Eye earlier. It made me think of this thread.

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Response to Turtle says "wow" while having sex. 2010-08-07 09:53:01 Reply

Wowzers. Hot turtle rape.

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Response to Turtle says "wow" while having sex. 2010-08-07 13:05:13 Reply

lol he must be surprised how fast he lost his virginity

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Response to Turtle says "wow" while having sex. 2010-08-07 13:08:02 Reply

I did focus more on the wow but the turtle sex was more interesting to watch. I love people who make dumb but funny videos like that.

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Response to Turtle says "wow" while having sex. 2010-08-07 13:11:28 Reply

Lol.

Emotionless sex.

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Response to Turtle says "wow" while having sex. 2010-08-07 13:13:15 Reply

Great,my first turtle porn.

Emphasis are great!

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Response to Turtle says "wow" while having sex. 2010-08-07 13:14:02 Reply

i am a changed man

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Response to Turtle says "wow" while having sex. 2010-08-07 13:15:22 Reply
At 8/7/10 01:14 PM, Twilight wrote: Lmfao I love turtles now.

If I dress up in a turtle suit, will you love me?

A spear in your chest and a fire in your ass. I only play as Scorpion in MK games, because I'm that much of a fanboy.

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Response to Turtle says "wow" while having sex. 2010-08-07 13:20:52 Reply
At 8/7/10 01:13 PM, assassin1337 wrote: Great,my first turtle porn.

Rule 34.

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Response to Turtle says "wow" while having sex. 2010-08-10 12:27:31 Reply

i watch this everyday, and it never get any less funny.

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Response to Turtle says "wow" while having sex. 2010-08-10 12:30:44 Reply

AH.. ah. ahh. ahh. OH. ahhh

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Response to Turtle says "wow" while having sex. 2010-08-10 12:32:35 Reply

fapfapfapfapfap

wow. wow. wow.

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Response to Turtle says "wow" while having sex. 2010-08-10 13:37:04 Reply

I love how he says it as though he can't remember how it felt the past few seconds ago.

Really, I fucking love turtles. You guys should see the live preformance, I highly reccomend you to go to your local pond and watch.

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