If you could freeze time for only 30 seconds, what would you do?
First wank a bit, stop the time, cum in the face of a random person, and use the remaining time to get to a safe position and as the time starts again look at the hilarious scene I've just made.
Bananular.
Press the "stop" button repeatedly so I could stop it for a few minutes.
Oh, god, what wouldn't I do?
hmm, you really can't shoot a gun if time freezes, so I would just throw a rock at a window an watch the glass shatter.
you could walk into the 4chan building go on a tour and at the mainframe stop time,
30 seconds, a sledge hammer, and the ability to crack any lock...
tell me that you would not enjoy that...
call me toxie 0.~
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At 8/3/10 03:42 PM, quagmire690 wrote: you could walk into the 4chan building go on a tour and at the mainframe stop time,
30 seconds, a sledge hammer, and the ability to crack any lock...
tell me that you would not enjoy that...
>the 4chan building.
For the sake of being generic, I'd take someone's clothes off or something along those lines.
The simple fact is that some people will never be happy, no matter how good their lives are.
Probably sit back and relax a bit, and clear my mind.
Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.
Drive to Florida, walk up to the house of the girl I love, freeze time and then stab her boyfriend in the back of the neck.
At 8/3/10 03:56 PM, TightRope wrote: Drive to Florida, walk up to the house of the girl I love, freeze time and then stab her boyfriend in the back of the neck.
or you could just stab him in the butt... but cheek...
call me toxie 0.~
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At 8/3/10 04:02 PM, quagmire690 wrote:At 8/3/10 03:56 PM, TightRope wrote: Drive to Florida, walk up to the house of the girl I love, freeze time and then stab her boyfriend in the back of the neck.or you could just stab him in the butt... but cheek...
Or you could stab him in the anus.... with your penis.
A spear in your chest and a fire in your ass. I only play as Scorpion in MK games, because I'm that much of a fanboy.
At 8/3/10 03:56 PM, TightRope wrote: Drive to Florida, walk up to the house of the girl I love, freeze time and then stab her boyfriend in the back of the neck.
That's not creepy.
I wouldn't use them immediately, wasting those 30 seconds on something stupid. I'd save those seconds for when i actually need them. In a life-threatening situation for example.
I would slap some guy and grab a girl's tits. Then run.
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Did anybody notice that you can't freeze time for 30 seconds, because 30 seconds takes time? SO basically freeze time forever.
I'd be talking to someone and freeze time mid sentence then run behind the person. once time resumes and they start to wonder what the hell happened to me, I'd jump on their back and scream in their ear, literally scaring the digestive byproducts out of them.
At 8/3/10 04:20 PM, thenewbies wrote: Did anybody notice that you can't freeze time for 30 seconds, because 30 seconds takes time? SO basically freeze time forever.
I was hoping no one would realize that.
Because time is relative, It is impossible to count seconds while time is frozen. A more accurate question might be "what would you do if everyone stopped except for you for thirty seconds?"
Somehow get near someplace that has gold bars. Stop time. Throw a few in my bag. Get back into position. Leave like nothing happened. Sell them later. Never work again.
I'd stop time, then throw the watch into the galactic core.
That should fuck some shit up, right?
At 8/3/10 03:35 PM, ertysproductions wrote: First wank a bit, stop the time, cum in the face of a random person, and use the remaining time to get to a safe position and as the time starts again look at the hilarious scene I've just made.
Sometimes the perfect idea comes to someone's mind in time for it to be the first response. Thank you.
Make a thread about my new abilities on Newgrounds.
At 8/3/10 03:34 PM, Elfman-Rox wrote: If you could freeze time for only 30 seconds, what would you do?
I'd go to a park hug someone, depending on their reaction I'd stay or freeze time and run.
At 8/3/10 04:56 PM, tiskewl wrote:At 8/3/10 03:35 PM, ertysproductions wrote: First wank a bit, stop the time, cum in the face of a random person, and use the remaining time to get to a safe position and as the time starts again look at the hilarious scene I've just made.Sometimes the perfect idea comes to someone's mind in time for it to be the first response. Thank you.
That is exactly what is going on in my head, ALL THE TIME. Just a coincidence I managed to post in this thread before anyone else...
Bananular.
At 8/3/10 03:53 PM, ohbombuh wrote: I'd make strangers grope each other.
Just like cupid does it.\
Personally I have no interest in time manipulation short of traveling back in time. anything else is really not worth it as far as I'm concerned. Especially only thirty seconds, that just isn't good enough for anything more than childish pranks.
At 8/3/10 03:56 PM, TightRope wrote: Drive to Florida, walk up to the house of the girl I love, freeze time and then stab her boyfriend in the back of the neck.
Well I didn't see the last part of that post coming!
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