Home Alone vs. Saw

[GreenLanturn]

Drunken conversation led to this debate in which we eventually decide unanimously.

Kevin from Home Alone would probably make better traps than Jigsaw. "Saw was gory and elaborate", "Saw kicked ass"....yeah whatever. Kevin was like 10. He was like a child prodigy.

Had Kevin (not Macaulay Culkin), went to college and got a degree in engineering or hell just kept up with the trap making in life I think he could give Jigsaw a run for his money.

.......just saying.

[Aelvynn]

Question: Is he going to make traps Jigsaw-style or is he still going to use his toycar? Also, would he be a psychopath?

[Chocomilk]

Shit... I never thought about it like that. Yeah, that kid was a fucking genius though. I guess the saying "you can do anything if you set your mind to it" doesn't apply when your dealing with a homicidal ten year old.

[Ptero]

Kevin, of course. Have you seen the Good Son?

[lemondemon]

if home alone was like a saw movie blood would be over flowing

[Xavierthewarlord]

At 8/2/10 02:28 PM, Ptero wrote: Kevin, of course. Have you seen the Good Son?

I heard that movie was shit.

[Ptero]

At 8/2/10 02:29 PM, Xavierthewarlord wrote:

At 8/2/10 02:28 PM, Ptero wrote: Kevin, of course. Have you seen the Good Son?

I heard that movie was shit.

Oh, it is. But he plays a homicidal child in it, so I figured it was relevant.

[SG3]

At 8/2/10 02:31 PM, Ptero wrote:

At 8/2/10 02:29 PM, Xavierthewarlord wrote:

At 8/2/10 02:28 PM, Ptero wrote: Kevin, of course. Have you seen the Good Son?

I heard that movie was shit.

Oh, it is. But he plays a homicidal child in it, so I figured it was relevant.

The Good Son was fine. I assume you heard of it from the nostalgia critic and didn't bother to watch it, right?

[Raab]

Kevin's traps are meant to keep you out/are booby traps.
The traps from SaW are meant to make you torture yourself/a partner and keep you in/kill you.

[Tony-DarkGrave]

jigsaw he is a evil old man that could just jerry rig some food and the little cunt would go for it.

[GreenLanturn]

At 8/2/10 02:36 PM, XxRobJohnsonxX wrote: Kevin's traps are meant to keep you out/are booby traps.
The traps from SaW are meant to make you torture yourself/a partner and keep you in/kill you.

Ok? So we're talking about potential. Given the circumstance (two men after you) he made traps to fit that situation. Who is to say what he is possible of given different terms and goals? Going off of those said traps you mention I do believe the potential is there to do more and do it a different way.

[Raab]

At 8/2/10 02:42 PM, GreenLanturn wrote: Ok? So we're talking about potential. Given the circumstance (two men after you) he made traps to fit that situation. Who is to say what he is possible of given different terms and goals? Going off of those said traps you mention I do believe the potential is there to do more and do it a different way.

Nah.

[Zerok]

Dude. He grew up to BE Jigsaw.

Shit I just spoiled Saw XXVIII. Sorry guys.

[GenocidalTendencies]

Never thought about it like that, damn kevin knew his shit, wish I was like that when I was 10.

[Coleco]

At 8/2/10 02:28 PM, Ptero wrote: Kevin, of course. Have you seen the Good Son?

Please don't remind me of that piece of shit.

[amanda]

Didn't he get arrested for drugs or something?

[Serphyas]

At 8/2/10 02:57 PM, Zerok wrote: Dude. He grew up to BE Jigsaw.

Shit I just spoiled Saw XXVIII. Sorry guys.

That's what I was thinking.

Meet Kevin McCallister. A young boy who defied the odds and saved himself from bandits not once but twice through ingeniously-laid booby traps and mind games. Except that Kevin began to enjoy his games a little too much. And when the crimes stopped and his marionettes were sent to prison for good, Kevin began looking for more puppets.

And this time, he's not trying to save himself: they are.

hlakahlaka

[Ecliptic]

At 8/2/10 03:10 PM, amanda wrote: Didn't he get arrested for drugs or something?

i seriously lol'd when i read this...

but yes, he did.
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[ChainsawNinjaZX]

Don't be ridiculous, Jigsaw would have Kevin raping himself in no time.

[austin40]

kevin would have probably killed jigsaw by now

[Danny88]

Home Alone.

Obviously.

[ohbombuh]

He could pull as much stuff on others, sure, but he'd never be badass enough to eat a fucking audio tape. Besides, he only figured out defensive traps, never approaching capture and torture.