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How To Teach An Old Dog New Tricks 2010-08-01 19:13:52 Reply

Don't expect an older dog to jump, leap, and run like a puppy.

Get started with the first step: Assess your dog's physical abilities.

Jeans.

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Response to How To Teach An Old Dog New Tricks 2010-08-01 19:14:44 Reply

Buy a new dog


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Response to How To Teach An Old Dog New Tricks 2010-08-01 19:15:24 Reply

At 8/1/10 07:14 PM, Technolord wrote: Buy a new dog

Yeah!

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Response to How To Teach An Old Dog New Tricks 2010-08-01 19:19:19 Reply

Hey Ultor.


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Response to How To Teach An Old Dog New Tricks 2010-08-01 19:53:17 Reply

If you hold one of its puppies are gun point then that dog will jump as high as you want it too. Or just stop tring to teach dogs tricks. Take up a hobby or something.


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Response to How To Teach An Old Dog New Tricks 2010-08-01 20:22:14 Reply

By "jeans" do you mean you are going to forcefully put a pair of jeans on the dog? If so, why? Do you like how it's ass looks in the jeans? I'm so confused


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Response to How To Teach An Old Dog New Tricks 2010-08-01 20:25:36 Reply

At 8/1/10 08:22 PM, RobRob15 wrote: By "jeans" do you mean you are going to forcefully put a pair of jeans on the dog? If so, why? Do you like how it's ass looks in the jeans? I'm so confused

Dogs are proud of their nudist lifestyle. If you force them to wear clothes, they'll learn new tricks to avoid further humiliation.


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Response to How To Teach An Old Dog New Tricks 2010-08-01 20:25:43 Reply

At 8/1/10 07:19 PM, Gagsy wrote: Hey Ultor.

Ultor? Hi though.

At 8/1/10 07:53 PM, Wind-Smear wrote: Take up a hobby or something.

Already do.

At 8/1/10 08:22 PM, RobRob15 wrote: By "jeans" do you mean you are going to forcefully put a pair of jeans on the dog? If so, why? Do you like how it's ass looks in the jeans? I'm so confused

No, but that sounds nice haha.

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Response to How To Teach An Old Dog New Tricks 2010-08-01 20:28:23 Reply

At 8/1/10 08:25 PM, MoonCraft wrote:
At 8/1/10 08:22 PM, RobRob15 wrote: By "jeans" do you mean you are going to forcefully put a pair of jeans on the dog? If so, why? Do you like how it's ass looks in the jeans? I'm so confused
Dogs are proud of their nudist lifestyle. If you force them to wear clothes, they'll learn new tricks to avoid further humiliation.

Ah it all makes sense now. Use fear to get them to do what you want; fear of jeans that is. You remind me of a young Cesar Millan


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