You Think Your Life Is Tough?

[DarkRedFlame]

Well fuck you, its got nothing on mine. My mom practically kicked my ass out of the house before I even hit 13, and I never even met my dad. My only friend till I was 10 was the faggot prick next story who was always beating the shit out of me and telling me I wasn't worth shit. Its not even like I had a choice, the town fucking had something like 9 people living in it, I shit you not. My entire adolescence was just moving around from place trying to get along with people who didn't even want me.

You think that's the worst? My only friend was an Asian guy in his thirties or something, who only kept me around because he thought I could help him get laid. The only perk was that I also got to hand around with this cute ginger chick, she was flat as a pancake, but damn she was a total nymph. She must have been a sadist or something, cause she always took pleasure in hitting me and telling me how she loved to get wet.

But dear god the band of my existence was the adult couple that I could NOT seem to avoid. You know these types of couples that are absolutely sickening, like they wear matching outfits and finish each others sentences? Yeah they were fucking creepers, and they had a cat, which was at least twice as annoying as they were, I swear this fucking cat would never shut up.

Like I said I ended up moving from town to town getting into fights with other kids my age, even adults time to time. The only thing that kept me going was my dream to become a Pokemon Master.

[Impornant]

You think your life is tough?!

I'm dead.

[Technolord]

That sounds like Justin Beiber's life ._.

[BritPop]

At 8/1/10 06:38 PM, Impornant wrote: You think your life is tough?!

I'm dead.

Ha.

[sharingankakashi13]

Boo hoo.

[VitaminP]

Nice copypasta.

[Ronald-McDonald-LoL]

At 8/1/10 06:37 PM, DarkRedFlame wrote: But dear god the band of my existence

How do you make spelling mistakes in copypasta?

[Sinitech]

God dammit, didn't even see it coming until the very end.

[Dicktation]

Pokemon master? My name is Ash irl. Checkmate.

You think YOUR life is tough? Someone drank all the pepsi last night, I'm gonna go kill myself now. Goodbye Newgrounds.

[SohlTofang]

Meowth, that's right!

[GenocidalTendencies]

At 8/1/10 06:42 PM, VitaminP wrote: Nice copypasta.

Oh shit! OP is busted!

[Par0xysM]

You had an Asian friend?! You're life wasn't that tough then.

[Monocrom]

You have internet access.

Your life is not nearly as bad as what others have to put up with.

[Prinzy2]

Oh yeah? Well I go a Cadillac instead of a Lexus for my sixteenth birthday, so obviously you have it easier than me, so quit your bitching.

[JKMonkey]

lol, pokemon references are so 1997

[SuspiciousPenguin]

I'm glad that I read that epic load of bullshit made me feel alot better about having a great life. Cheers

[jacobmorris92]

At 8/1/10 06:52 PM, GenocidalTendencies wrote:

At 8/1/10 06:42 PM, VitaminP wrote: Nice copypasta.

Oh shit! OP is busted!

It was pretty obvious, this story's been floating about for ages.

Copypasta related:
In the original Pokémon Red/Blue, when you encounter your rival in Lavender Town he asks whether or not you know what it's like to have one of your Pokémon die. At this point in the game, he no longer has his Raticate that he used in previous battles. Your rival battle before this took place aboard the S.S. Anne. Your rival's Raticate sustained serious injuries from the battle... but, because crowding and confusion on the luxury liner, he was unable to make it to a Pokémon Center in time and the Raticate passed away. The real reason your rival is in Lavender Town to begin with is to lay his deceased friend to rest. Despite all of this, your rival never outwardly tells you that you're responsible for the death of his Pokémon. He hides his grief and instead channels that energy into the motivation he needed to continue his quest to become Indigo League Champion. The death of his Raticate effectively destroys your rival's impish, childhood innocence. Although he tells himself that he doesn't hold you responsible, he subconsciously holds a great deal of resentment towards you which further fuels his ambitions. Tearfully swearing upon his Raticate's grave to not fail in what he set out to do, he trains hard in hopes of becoming better than you... defeating you... and to eventually make it to the Pokémon League. Mere moments after he became Indigo League champion, he was defeated... by you. Although he fulfilled his promise to his fallen Pokémon, it was only for a painfully brief instant. In the end, your rival is scolded by his grandfather while you receive the professor's praise. During the course of the game, you steal your rival's innocence, crush his dreams, and ultimately snatch away the love of his own grandfather. How does this make you feel?

[ZidaneHaruno]

... What's the moral of the story?

[Racoonmario]

too rich; didn't empathize

[Technolord]

the moral of the story is to not befriend a chinese dude who just uses you to get laid

[zyzy]

You think your life is tough? I'm locked in a jail cell with a Asian guy with a 20" cock that raped me for 30 min intervals round the clock so hard he actually pushed his cock through my ball bag popping my penis. I moved from corner to corner trying to position myself to make it hurt less but it only made it worse, I would break my fingers and toes to try and distract the pain from my exploding lower intestines being pulled out of me and stuffed back in with each thrust.

The only thing that kept me going is the chance do bake one last cake in a Suzy easy bake oven

[Technolord]

too bad the cake is a lie

[ReverendMayhem]

At 8/1/10 06:38 PM, Technolord wrote: That sounds like Justin Beiber's life ._.

Oh please, Justin Bieber never got laid....

and never will

[elcriz000]

no, my lifes not hard at all.
got well of family, mooch of parents without having to pay rent.
going college in setember

my lifes awesome

[Jackho]

You think your life is tough?

No, not really.

[WeHaveFreshCookies]

And you're bitching about this to us because...

[RacistBassist]

Funny how I knew what it was based off of the first line

[RobRob15]

What are you talking about? Your life sounds awesome. Try having £14 million in your bank, now thats a hard life

[WeHaveFreshCookies]

At 8/1/10 07:22 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: And you're bitching about this to us because...

God damnit.... Kids, this is why you read the whole thing before posting. Somebody put me in timeout or give me a spanking. I've been a bad Newgrounder...