"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he doesn't exist..."
Have sex with my mom to conceive myself.
"We will hang the Capitalist with the rope they sell us!"
-Joseph Stalin
At 7/31/10 08:27 AM, Igotaname13 wrote: Have sex with my mom to conceive myself.
But what if she then didn't fall in love wth your dad because of that and you never started to exist. then you would disappear during sex, with your mom. and being nonexisting probably ain't fun...
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he doesn't exist..."
I said to conceive myself, which means I am my father, which means I would exist.
"We will hang the Capitalist with the rope they sell us!"
-Joseph Stalin
At 7/31/10 08:31 AM, Igotaname13 wrote: I said to conceive myself, which means I am my father, which means I would exist.
But what if you give birth to a different child?
ahaha god damnit i'm here.
But you will not conceive yourself because you and your dad don't have the exact same sperm do you, no all you would be doing would be giving yourself a halfbrother. by the way how do you know your mom would be willing?
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he doesn't exist..."
go back to the 80's with my laptop and guns knifes ect rob stores banks
my reasons.
1. I wouldn't be on the records so I technically wouldn't exist so they couldn't trace fingerprints ect
2. the technology was basic so i could connect with my laptop to other computers hack bank statments ect.
3. the money is the same then as it is now the Economy would be different i think the money would be worth more then
Then if i was really bored id kill people when they would be young like politions ect
no i wouldnt feel bad killing anyone
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#1 go back in time
#2 kill the most evil people in history
#3 ???????
#4 profit
I'll probably stop myself from replying from this thread. LOL. Or maybe just buy myself some of those things from the 80's.
At 7/31/10 08:46 AM, walterwagner wrote: go back to the 80's with my laptop and guns knifes ect rob stores banks
my reasons.
1. I wouldn't be on the records so I technically wouldn't exist so they couldn't trace fingerprints ect
2. the technology was basic so i could connect with my laptop to other computers hack bank statments ect.
3. the money is the same then as it is now the Economy would be different i think the money would be worth more then
Then if i was really bored id kill people when they would be young like politions ect
no i wouldnt feel bad killing anyone
So basically, you'd cause over 9000 Time Paradoxes and tear the fabric of the universe apart?
Dumbass.
I'd go back and tell Hitler not to invade Russia...
Yet.
"I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it."
- Mark Twain
Go back in time, get laid with tons of girls, and come back.
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rofl @ all the retards that actually would kill hitler.
Hitler was a great event, we needed a common enemy. He was our Dark Knight
At 7/31/10 09:38 AM, gf2tw wrote: rofl @ all the retards that actually would kill hitler.
Hitler was a great event, we needed a common enemy. He was our Dark Knight
I'd HELP Hitler. Show him the terrible results of his campaign against the Soviets, tell him about the Allies planning D-Day, ETC.
"I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it."
- Mark Twain
At 7/31/10 08:22 AM, Absentcrisis95 wrote: ...then what would you do?
I would tell you to use a search bar
-1 for originality
At 7/31/10 09:38 AM, gf2tw wrote: rofl @ all the retards that actually would kill hitler.
Hitler was a great event, we needed a common enemy. He was our Dark Knight
Even if you do time travel, it's technically impossible to kill Hitler back then considering he was surrounded with an army of Nazis that time of the day. Plus he would kill himself eventually, so why the hell would one kill him for such a useless reason?
killing spree rewind then do it again
At 7/31/10 09:50 AM, jord113 wrote: killing spree rewind then do it again
Do people not understand the laws of time?
Have they never heard 'Kill a Butterfly, drastically change the future'?
I'd laugh if their mom cheated on their dad, and they just HAPPEN to kill the guy she cheats on him with. And then they unexist.
"I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it."
- Mark Twain
> Ian Curtis' face when I go back in time with a VHS recording of "Control" and show it to him
At 7/31/10 10:13 AM, Mechabloby wrote: > Ian Curtis' face when I go back in time with a VHS recording of "Control" and show it to him
You aint on 4Chan anymore, boy.
I would destroy it so no one can use it to change the past which would alter the future and create chaos.
Just chillin' like always.
At 7/31/10 10:27 AM, iateamexican wrote: You aint on 4Chan anymore, boy.
newchan
I would go back in time ten years to tell my brother that he had to start taking medicine. In 2009, he would become so sick, he would stop being able to function mostly. The medicine in modern times would not work at first and he might even have to go to a mental hospital and he really hates that, so he could save himself so much trouble and add ten years of good time to his wonderful life! How awesome!
You know the world's gone crazy when the best rapper's a white guy and the best golfer's a black guy - Chris Rock
At 7/31/10 09:37 AM, PoloPancake wrote: Go back in time, get laid with tons of girls, and come back.
Well, just to warn you, women had better standards back then. They were still hoes though.
Common sense is not so common- Voltaire
Action is the real measure of intelligence- Napoleon Hill
Intelligence without ambition is like a bird without wings- Salvador Dali
At 7/31/10 09:31 AM, chupacabras89 wrote: #1 go back in time
#2 kill the most evil people in history
#3 ???????
#4 profit
me too
"Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is?
was her name tenneassi
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I would live with Hitler and make sure he wins.
Save Cliff Burton, Dimebag Darrell, Kurt Cobain, The Rev etc.
Honestly? I'd just blend in and experience what life was like back in whatever time period I go to.
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I would use it to get away from the Libyans who are angry that the doc stole their plutonium to make a time machine out of a delorean, then accidentally arrive in the past, where I'd meet my folks, accidentally prevent them from hooking up, then do shitload of stuff which involves getting a mean guy covered in manure, just to get my parents back together, so I would still exist in the present time.
My actions would also cause my father not to be a wimp in the present, when I return from the past.
And stuff.
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