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Fred Figglehorn has a crush on Judy , the girl next door. Fred's Stalker, Kevin , lives across the street and thwarts each attempt Fred makes to see her. When Fred finally succeeds in making it to Judy's, he finds out she has moved so he embarks on a journey to find her. His journey takes him all over town, until he discovers that Judy has moved mere minutes away. Fred's ego is hit when he discovers that Judy is having a party that he wasn't invited to, so he fuels a scheme that he believes will make him cooler than his classmates could ever imagine.

Yea this sounds like comedy fucking gold right here. I almost can't contain how excited I am to see this movie.

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This is indeed horrible news. I've hated that talentless hack since I first saw him fagging around on Youtube.
If anyone else is interested, I'm up for conspiring an assassination attempt.
Though we would likely receive lifetime sentences in prison for such an act, we still could rest assured knowing our selfless efforts saved many from his high pitched, unfunny idiocy, and perhaps even send Nickelodeon a wake up call that they need to once again invest their time and money into funding and creating good shows, such as can be seen with the early line up of Nicktoons back in the early 90's.

I've been preparing for such a day, I've stock piled two nuclear warheads, 15 bazookas, 500 assault rifles, 400 sniper rifles, 1000 Semi-Automatic Pistols, a 20 foot tall Crucifix, 30 gallons of Holy Water, a farms worth of garlic and a dozen or so wooden stakes. Plus enough weed, coke, morphine and liquor to keep an entire army high and drunk for 2 years straight. Along with tens of thousands of pornographic images of all kinds, from typical playboy style, to hentai tentacle rape and everything in between.
If anyone has any other forms of weaponry, let me know. I feel we have a decent chance to take this fucker out.